Oasis Caught Up In Swine Flu Outbreak

Noel Gallagher has told fans how the latest leg of Oasis' world tour has been affected by the swine flu outbreak.

Writing on his blog, Gallagher revealed that upon arrival in Venezuela the band were greeted with a situation normally seen in Stephen King novels.

He wrote: "It's all got a bit mad over here. This swine flu malarky is freaking people out. Landed at Crack'arse (Caracas) airport yesterday.

"All the ground staff are wearing those little white face masks! All Of Them. It was like something out of another Stephen King novel. I suddenly feel quite naked without one."

He added: "Then if that wasn't bad enough my mam called me at that very moment and tells me to be 'careful' or I WILL die of pig flu.

"I swear at that point I did a massive sneeze and the entire airport fell silent and started to stare!! I Want A Mask!!!"

Thanks for the report to Gigwise.com.

Comments

[thfc]

lol. Hope he doesn't die anytime soon...

[Stampede]

man thats funny. but its not.

[jamie_hough]

I HATE OASIS
This isnt really news though is it come on???

[Bizzy5285]

if you hate oasis don't read news about them

[Strat132]

Bizzy5285 wrote:

if you hate oasis don't read news about them

but then no1 would read the news....

[R@fa88offspring]

Strat132 wrote:

Bizzy5285 wrote:

if you hate oasis don't read news about them
but then no1 would read the news....

hahahahaha

[RichieRocker]

These guys are overrated but very good. I lol'd at the story xD, and I'm near Venezuela so I hope it doesn't come around.

[jrcsgtpeppers]

jamie_hough wrote:

I HATE OASIS
This isnt really news though is it come on???

How can anyone HATE a band? Oasis has a couple good songs, I personally like the Masterplan. Oh, 2 people in my town ,Tracy Ca, have gotten the flu. 1 goes to the school right next to me

[paulisdead]

live forever.

[liam1107]

this aint news at all.

seriously, UG, get a freaking grip.

anyhoo, the bit about the sneeze made me laugh, no matter how much i hate oasis XD

[HeathenChemist]

lol at least Noel has a sense of humour about it hey??

And this isn't on the front page because it doesn't really warrant it, but it's still a little bit interesting!!!

[LarsHamfield]

Such a ****ing misleading title i thought someobdy from the band had gotten it, this isnt ****ing news iits not funny i dont even know what id classify this as this is the kinda thing that should be in oasis' blog and stay there

[arcticradiohead]

...and in other news, liam gallagher had a burger today, saying afterwards "it was a little overcooked, but hey in these times better overcooked than under!". he then proceeded to take a shower and go to bed.

[hanno nash]

if you all hate oasis then why do you read news about them. dumb shits