wtf?:
Garden Gnomes Banned From Foo Fighters Concert at Slane Castle
"I don't know if it was put on there to make sure we read it or because they are concerned people will thrown them."

POSTED: 05/21/2015 - 04:12 pm

 
Nickelback Wanted by Australian Police for 'Crimes Against Music'
Queensland Police Service has released a poster via Twitter to urge for caution.

POSTED: 05/21/2015 - 07:12 am

 
Noel Gallagher Claims That Bono Can Drink More Than Morrissey
Former Oasis guitarist says the U2 singer will be "on the bar singing opera" at 6 a.m.

POSTED: 05/19/2015 - 05:25 am

 
DJ Ashba Defends Cop Pal Over Helicopter Ride
Officer was forced to resign after giving Guns N' Roses man a ride on police chopper - but he could now be reinstated.

POSTED: 05/18/2015 - 08:05 am

 
U2 Guitarist the Edge Falls Off Edge of Stage Mid-Song as Band Begin World Tour
Guitarist took a tumble during gig at the Rogers Arena in Vancouver.

POSTED: 05/15/2015 - 07:52 am

 
When Mastodon Met Metallica, Bill Kelliher Whipped Out His Penis And Put It in Lars' Pocket
He was THAT excited.

POSTED: 05/14/2015 - 09:18 am

 
Again: Thom Yorke's Face Used to Advertise Medication in Russia
Thom "will help you to forget about insomnia, fatigue, skin problems, cold, attention deficit disorder, and headaches."

POSTED: 05/13/2015 - 02:49 pm

 
US Doom Metal Fan Turns Himself in for Murdering His Imaginary Friend
Geoff Gaylord "repeatedly stabbed his friend 'Mr. Happy' with a kitchen knife, cut up Mr. Happy with a hatchet, and buried him in his backyard."

POSTED: 05/13/2015 - 01:38 pm

 
NSFW: Naked Moshing Is a Thing Now
But can it beat bubbling?

POSTED: 05/12/2015 - 12:38 pm

 
Courtney Love Reportedly Owes Her Shrink $50,000
Details emerge of another lawsuit regarding unpaid fees.

POSTED: 05/12/2015 - 08:04 am

 
Metallica Perform at Rock in Rio, Lars Wears Man Thong
Wait, what?

POSTED: 05/11/2015 - 04:27 pm

 
Maroon 5 Frontman Pelted With Sugar Bag at Fan Signing
Male in his mid-30s is arrested on suspicion of battery following incident.

POSTED: 05/08/2015 - 06:08 am

 
Justin Bieber Reportedly Holds Talks to Wrestle in the WWE
The singer was due to team up with John Cena at last year's SummerSlam event.

POSTED: 05/07/2015 - 05:37 am

 
'Idiotic' Bassist Caught Jamming While Driving on Highway
And you say bass players never practice...

POSTED: 05/06/2015 - 04:11 pm

 
Exodus Fan Sues Over Lyric Arrest
Man who spent a week behind bars after Facebook post takes on authorities in legal battle.

POSTED: 05/05/2015 - 08:21 am

 
Russian Politician to Sue Apple for Spreading 'Gay Propaganda' With U2's New Album
"Songs of Innocence" cover apparently promotes sex between men.

POSTED: 05/01/2015 - 05:09 pm

 
Scott Weiland Delivers Depressing STP Live Cover, Sparks Drugs Rumors
It's like Bob Dylan on Xanax or something.

POSTED: 05/01/2015 - 03:46 pm

 
According to Steven Hawking, 'There Could Be a Parallel Universe Where Zayn Is Still In One Direction'
Scientist says that heartbroken fans can take comfort in physics.

POSTED: 04/27/2015 - 08:09 am

 
Sebastian Bach Takes Tumble During Opening Song of Beverly Hills Show
Bach does a Madonna, blames bassist for incident.

POSTED: 04/24/2015 - 08:01 am

 
Prince's Facebook Hacked, Promising New Music and Omelettes
Hacker also called Prince an "a-shole."

POSTED: 04/20/2015 - 07:32 am

 
US Preacher Says Children Who Listen to Metal Should Be 'Smacked Around'
"It doesn't hurt to smack a little 11-year-old around a little bit."

POSTED: 04/18/2015 - 01:55 pm

 
Puddle of Mudd Singer Wes Scantlin Arrested at an Airport, Again
Wes being held for "disorderly conduct charges," manager says he was released the same day.

POSTED: 04/15/2015 - 07:40 pm

 
Crazy Rockstar Groupie Stories Surface: Lars Has a Small Package, Maynard Is Kinky and More
Also, Asking Alexandria, David Lee Roth, Jack White and much more.

POSTED: 04/15/2015 - 07:19 pm

 
Murderer Gets 4 Years in Jail for Beheading a Man With Guitar String
He kept the head for months to use in a religious ritual of some sort.

POSTED: 04/08/2015 - 03:12 pm

 
Scott Weiland 'Disgusts' Fans With Drunken Meet & Greet Session in Which He Shouted 'Let's Suck a D-ck!'
All that and not much more for a small fee of $150.

POSTED: 03/23/2015 - 07:22 pm

 
Associated Press Mistakes Murderer Robert Durst for Limp Bizkit Frontman Fred Durst
Press release accidentally pins crimes on Limp Bizkit singer.

POSTED: 03/18/2015 - 06:25 am

 
Slipknot's Clown: 'My Mask Tries to Kill Me'
Slipknot percussionist admits he's never been happy with headgear.

POSTED: 03/17/2015 - 05:24 am

 
X-Factor Judges Lambaste Contestant as 'Disgusting, Atrocious,' Get Instantly Fired
This just might be the most ridiculous judge response ever.

POSTED: 03/16/2015 - 07:05 pm

 
'Kanye West Stole Our Artwork,' Says Metal Band
Christian Mistress have been using logo for years - now rap star has pounced on it for single.

POSTED: 03/16/2015 - 05:29 am

 
Mom Fires Gun at TV While Her Kids Were Watching Primus Video, Les Claypool Not Surprised
Multiple shots were fired at a 50-inch flat-screen.

POSTED: 03/11/2015 - 06:09 pm

 
Grateful Dead Fan Tries to Sell 'Jerry Garcia's Finger'
Deadhead selling probably fake part of Garcia's body for $5,000.

POSTED: 03/04/2015 - 11:47 am

 
Gary Glitter Jailed for 16 Years
Singer sentenced at Southwark Crown Court after being found guilty of historic child sex offences.

POSTED: 02/27/2015 - 09:57 am

 
Arrest Warrant Issued for Former Pearl Jam Drummer
Dave Abbruzzese wanted for drug offenses.

POSTED: 02/26/2015 - 06:42 am

 
Tool Selling Blankets Made From Left-Over Tour Shirts
Brilliant idea, or cynical cash-in?

POSTED: 02/24/2015 - 07:47 am

 
Metal as F--k: Subway Busker Redefines Headbanging With Most Ridiculous Performance Ever
You'll either be left speechless or on the floor laughing. Good times.

POSTED: 02/23/2015 - 02:38 pm

 
That SpongeBob-Core Band Has New Songs to Melt Your Face Off
"LOOK AT IT!"

POSTED: 02/22/2015 - 01:46 pm

 
Punk Band Raising Money to Have Their Drummer Killed
Join the fundraiser to get Crash's noggin chopped off.

POSTED: 02/19/2015 - 02:57 pm

 
Tom DeLonge: 'My Life is in Danger Because I know Too Much About Aliens'
Singer claims that he has encountered extra-terrestrial life.

POSTED: 02/18/2015 - 01:29 pm

 
Afroman Arrested After Punching a Woman for Interrupting His Guitar Solo
Woman was left bleeding and crying after incident.

POSTED: 02/18/2015 - 09:35 am

 
Limp Bizkit's Wes Borland Made a Weird Comic Called 'Avenged Sevenfold's Logo, Before He Died'
Gaze upon the guitarist's masterpiece inside.

POSTED: 02/16/2015 - 05:14 pm

 
Pastor Launches First 'Heavy Metal Church'
Sermons make reference to AC/DC, Led Zeppelin.

POSTED: 02/16/2015 - 07:35 am

 
Doug Aldrich Calls Dee Snieder 'A Total Jacka-s' in Twitter War
Gloves come off in social media rant.

POSTED: 02/12/2015 - 09:26 am

 
Drunk Metal Singer Falls Out of Moving Bus After Mistaking Exit for Toilet, Is Lucky to Be Alive
Incident took place on a highway in Poland, singer ended up with head and face injuries.

POSTED: 02/11/2015 - 06:27 pm

 
Mastodon Guitarist Kicked Out of Grammys After Spilling Weed on Red Carpet
Hinds told to leave after refusing to pick up drugs and underwear.

POSTED: 02/10/2015 - 08:53 am

 
Bats Invade Ozzy Osbourne's Home, Evicting Them Could Cost Him $28,000
Bats get their revenge on Black Sabbath singer.

POSTED: 02/10/2015 - 08:31 am

 
Today in Ridiculous Band Names: Meet Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum
They play metal.

POSTED: 02/05/2015 - 04:24 pm

 
Female Fan Defecates Herself in Mosh Pit at Napalm Death Show, Gets Invited on Date Via Craigslist
"You were the fine looking girl, raging during Napalm Death last night when you happened to sh-t yourself in the pit," the ad reads.

POSTED: 02/04/2015 - 03:19 pm

 
Enraged Periphery Fan Burns Band's Hoodie Because He Doesn't Like Their New Songs
Talk about overreacting. Also, Misha Mansoor reacts.

POSTED: 02/03/2015 - 03:29 pm

 
Morrissey Cancels Gig in Iceland after Venue Refuses to Go Vegetarian
Singer was due to perform at the Harpa Concert Hall in Rekjavik.

POSTED: 02/03/2015 - 05:12 am

 
Fan Proposes to Girlfriend Onstage at Napalm Death Concert
Describes gig as couple's idea of "a romantic evening."

POSTED: 02/02/2015 - 11:01 am