Sting Searching for Workers to Pick His Grapes, Wants Them to Pay $345 Per Day
Now this is how you milk tourists!

POSTED: 08/29/2014 - 05:19 pm

Morrissey Bashes Public Response to Robin Williams' Death
"It was Lauren [Bacall], not Robin, who changed motion picture history," says the singer.

POSTED: 08/28/2014 - 05:10 am

Metal Musician Writes Open Letter to Metalcore, Tells It to 'F--k Off!'
"Only people who want to hear it are people interested in s-it like crying and flowers!"

POSTED: 08/27/2014 - 05:54 pm

Music Piracy Should Be Punished With Finger Amputation, Singer Insists
"By the time you cut off two people's fingers others will stop."

POSTED: 08/26/2014 - 04:44 pm

KISS Drummer: 'People Think Drummers Are Stupid Because They Hit Things and It Shakes Their Brain Up'
Give us your best drummer joke, now!

POSTED: 08/26/2014 - 03:22 pm

Lorde Becomes First Female Artist to Win MTV VMA for Best Rock Video
Yeah, that song is good and stuff, but ... Rock? C'mon, MTV!

POSTED: 08/25/2014 - 09:38 am

Check Out Babymetal Singing About Bacon, Old Dead Guys and Licking Soft Scott
Oh, and donkeys, lots of donkeys, donkeys galore.

POSTED: 08/23/2014 - 06:35 pm

Scott Weiland Arrested for Stealing Razors and Possessing Meth
IMPORTANT UPDATE: Scott was not arrested, but is threatening to sue TMZ. Video proof inside.

POSTED: 08/21/2014 - 08:09 pm

Sonic Youth Frontman: 'Black Metal Is Music Made By P-ssies of the Lowest Order'
Is he trolling? Probably.

POSTED: 08/21/2014 - 05:26 pm

Courtney Love Slams Fan's Penis in Beer Pelting Incident
UG slam, not slam slam.

POSTED: 08/21/2014 - 04:16 pm

Chicago Music Venue Bans EDM Concerts
The ban follows a "rising level of concern about these events and whether or not they're safe."

POSTED: 08/19/2014 - 11:11 am

Ex-Skid Row Drummer Severely Rips Bandmates: 'I'd Put You in Adult Business, But D-cks Size of Thimbles Aren't Really In'
A slamming meltdown is what it is.

POSTED: 08/18/2014 - 05:30 pm

Paul McCartney and Kanye West Reportedly Collaborating on Song Called 'P-ss on My Grave'
Yeah, that seems about right.

POSTED: 08/18/2014 - 02:07 pm

Michael Jackson Facing New Child Sex Abuse Charges
Two new cases against late pop icon separately emerge.

POSTED: 08/07/2014 - 08:53 am

Kid Rock Is Upset for Being Dragged Into Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit Over His Glass Dildo, Unleashes Two Letters
Also, David Draiman is upset for this being "news," unleashes Caps Lock.

POSTED: 08/06/2014 - 07:30 am

Katy Perry: 'I Want to Join the Illuminati'
Do we have any conspiracy theorists in the place?

POSTED: 08/04/2014 - 09:38 am

Ted Nugent: 'Obama Hates Me, You and Freedom'
Rocker presents his latest outburst at US President.

POSTED: 07/31/2014 - 09:13 am

Mastodon Guitarist Carves Giant Wooden Penis
Because why the hell not?

POSTED: 07/30/2014 - 11:40 am

Dave Mustaine on Performing With Metallica in 2011: 'It Must've Been Awkward for Kirk to Hear Those Songs Played Like They Were Supposed To'

POSTED: 07/29/2014 - 07:42 am

Kanye West Wins Lawsuit Against 'Coinye' Bitcoin
The cryptocurrency, inspired by the rapper, is no longer exist.

POSTED: 07/29/2014 - 03:56 am

Scientists Create Color That Is Blacker Than Black
"The answer is none, none more black."

POSTED: 07/25/2014 - 08:02 am

Anti-Petition Against Anti-Ghost Petition Officially Launched
The ridiculousness continues...

POSTED: 07/22/2014 - 08:24 am

Ted Nugent Moving to Mexico, Calls Obama 'Dumb Motherf--ker'
What's now, Taco City Madman?

POSTED: 07/21/2014 - 10:47 am

Jazz Fans Paying $6 000 to Be Buried Near Miles Davis
New York cemetery builds over 2,000 new plots to accommodate demand.

POSTED: 07/11/2014 - 09:02 am

Mick Jagger Blamed for Brazil World Cup Defeat
Brazilian fans angry at the Rolling Stones icon, while his ex hits back at "cyber bullying."

POSTED: 07/10/2014 - 09:00 am

Track of Britney Spears Singing Without Auto Tune Leaks Online
Internet shocked by singer’s un-fixed vocal performance.

POSTED: 07/09/2014 - 10:40 am

Lady Gaga Posts Picture of Metallica Audience, Claiming It Is Hers
Photo was taken from 2011 Quebec show.

POSTED: 07/07/2014 - 08:10 am

Katy Perry Sued by Christian Rappers for Stealing a Song and Being a Witch
Christian group take issue with "Dark Horse."

POSTED: 07/04/2014 - 03:24 am

David Coverdale's Fridge Raided by Black Bear
Animal takes dump on Whitesnake frontman's floor.

POSTED: 07/03/2014 - 08:38 am

Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis Now Wants to Do Porn, Making Debut Appearance 'Soon'
Get your daily dose of wtf here.

POSTED: 07/02/2014 - 08:36 am

Two Men Arrested by Police for Saying 'Nickelback' in Public
Canadian rockers associated with a drug deal, men "handcuffed, detained and interrogated."

POSTED: 07/02/2014 - 07:43 am

X-Factor Singer Rants Against 'Mediocre' Glastonbury Performers: 'It's Shame That I'll Never Perform'
"#VeryBitter," adds show's 2012 winner James Arthur.

POSTED: 07/01/2014 - 08:59 am

A7X's 'The Rev' Temporarily Declared Immortal on Wikipedia
Drummer listed as playing with the band for infinity.

POSTED: 06/30/2014 - 11:12 am

Fan Urinates Into Own Mouth During Metal Show, Which Is Apparently a Trend in Australia
What. The. F--k.

POSTED: 06/26/2014 - 10:03 am

Cover of Guns N' Roses' 'Sweet Child O' Mine' Featured in Insane Anti-Speeding Commercial
Since being posted on YouTube, the clip has gone viral, amassing almost 2 million views - watch it here.

POSTED: 06/25/2014 - 10:40 am

Bruce Dickinson Slams Judas Priest for Using an Autocue
"People pay good money and you can't even remember the sodding words," says Dickinson.

POSTED: 06/24/2014 - 09:16 am

Mike Portnoy Offering to Share His Secrets for $2.99 Per Month, Gets Bashed as 'Sellout' By Fans
"There's no need to be mean and nasty around here," the drummer says.

POSTED: 06/23/2014 - 10:52 am

Man Thrown Out of Classical Concert for Crowd Surfing, Starting Mosh Pit
Fan takes an invite to physically respond to Handel's "Messiah" too literally, a crowd-surfing ban already enacted.

POSTED: 06/23/2014 - 10:51 am

New A7X Game Allows Gamers to Play as Late Drummer Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan
M. Shadows has revealed that all the Avenged Sevenfold band members will be playable characters in the game.

POSTED: 06/23/2014 - 09:26 am

Lil Wayne Claims He Will Release Two Albums This Year and Seven More in 2015
It's not clear exactly who needs this though...

POSTED: 06/20/2014 - 04:47 am

One Direction 'Cover' Lamb of God's 'Again We Rise' Live in Concert
It seems like Hell has finally frozen over.

POSTED: 06/18/2014 - 08:07 am

Fan Sues Michael Jackson Estate, Claims the Singer Did Not Perform on Posthumous Album
Expert agrees that MJ didn't perform on three "Michael" album tracks, plaintiff demanding payment for all record buyers.

POSTED: 06/16/2014 - 10:44 am

Check Out Lana Del Rey Song Name Generator
Here, you can name the entire new album for Ms. Del Rey. C'mon, let's do her a favour!

POSTED: 06/16/2014 - 02:58 am

Fan Looking to Buy Only Copy of New Wu-Tang Album and Destroy It, Starts $6 Million Fundraiser
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

POSTED: 06/11/2014 - 09:32 am

Sebastian Bach Transformed Into Queen's Freddie Mercury
Looks better than Adam Levine parody.

POSTED: 06/11/2014 - 05:18 am

AC/DC Got Banned in Soviet Union for Spreading Neofascism, Sabbath, Priest, Maiden Also Among Banned Acts
Apparently, Julio Iglesias was also a neofascist and Van Halen were anti-Soviets, full list inside.

POSTED: 06/06/2014 - 10:43 am

Jared Leto Rumored to Be Marvel's Next Superhero
30 Seconds to Mars singer reportedly considered for the role of Dr. Stephen Strange.

POSTED: 06/06/2014 - 10:43 am

Video of 14 Year Old Justin Bieber Singing About Killing Black People and Joining the KKK Appears Online
"I didn't understand the power of certain words and how they can hurt," says Bieber in his apology.

POSTED: 06/05/2014 - 08:21 am

Sebastian Bach Dresses as Lady Gaga for 'Sing Your Face Off' Performance
What's next, Bieber?

POSTED: 06/02/2014 - 11:21 am

Rob Halford Used to Work in Porn Cinema Before Joining Judas Priest, Shares Juicy Stories
Meanwhile, band teases epic new song "Halls of Valhalla," sample inside.

POSTED: 05/29/2014 - 10:26 am