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So xSPONGEXCOREx Is a Band That Combines Br00tal Breakdowns and Sponge Bob, While Fart Metal Is a Genre That Combines Metal and Farts
Your daily dose of WTF is here, sir.

POSTED: 09/22/2014 - 06:07 pm

 
Jack White Slams Foo Fighters, the Band Responds
However, White insists it was "a joke."

POSTED: 09/19/2014 - 05:26 am

 
Rabid Bat Bites Guitarist During Performance, Video Available
"It was a good day until then," the musician says.

POSTED: 09/17/2014 - 04:48 pm

 
Entertainment Retailers Association Call U2 Album Giveaway 'as Damaging as Piracy'
The trade organisation have called the giveaway "a dismal failure."

POSTED: 09/17/2014 - 03:22 am

 
Slayer Want You to Try the Satanic Slayer Pizza
The only way to eat it is going piece by piece...

POSTED: 09/16/2014 - 05:30 pm

 
KISS' Gene Simmons Retracts Statement That Nirvana Were Not Icons
Bassist now claims that they are the only iconic band of the past 20 years.

POSTED: 09/15/2014 - 10:34 am

 
Ted Nugent Warns of New Terrorist Attack: 'Americans, Ammo Up!'
"Only a-sholes are outgunned, allahpuke zombies are coming."

POSTED: 09/08/2014 - 02:17 pm

 
Metal Fan Arrested for Posting Lyrics to Facebook
Shared your favourite line in the social media? Get ready to be got in.

POSTED: 09/05/2014 - 10:21 am

 
Motley Crue Offer Justin Bieber Advice on Bad Behavior
"The next thing he'll get arrested for is toilet-papering a house," says Vince Neil.

POSTED: 09/03/2014 - 10:08 am

 
WTF: Metal in Inappropriate Places
Brought to you by the binary metal guy!

POSTED: 09/02/2014 - 06:33 pm

 
Death Grips' Track Appears on Adidas Commercial
Well, the band is no longer exist anyway...

POSTED: 09/02/2014 - 11:00 am

 
Kanye West Begs Crowd to Start Mosh Pit During Festival Performance
The triumphant set reportedly featured an odd rant from Mr West.

POSTED: 08/31/2014 - 04:41 pm

 
Sting Searching for Workers to Pick His Grapes, Wants Them to Pay $345 Per Day
Now this is how you milk tourists!

POSTED: 08/29/2014 - 05:19 pm

 
Morrissey Bashes Public Response to Robin Williams' Death
"It was Lauren [Bacall], not Robin, who changed motion picture history," says the singer.

POSTED: 08/28/2014 - 05:10 am

 
Metal Musician Writes Open Letter to Metalcore, Tells It to 'F--k Off!'
"Only people who want to hear it are people interested in s-it like crying and flowers!"

POSTED: 08/27/2014 - 05:54 pm

 
Music Piracy Should Be Punished With Finger Amputation, Singer Insists
"By the time you cut off two people's fingers others will stop."

POSTED: 08/26/2014 - 04:44 pm

 
KISS Drummer: 'People Think Drummers Are Stupid Because They Hit Things and It Shakes Their Brain Up'
Give us your best drummer joke, now!

POSTED: 08/26/2014 - 03:22 pm

 
Lorde Becomes First Female Artist to Win MTV VMA for Best Rock Video
Yeah, that song is good and stuff, but ... Rock? C'mon, MTV!

POSTED: 08/25/2014 - 09:38 am

 
Check Out Babymetal Singing About Bacon, Old Dead Guys and Licking Soft Scott
Oh, and donkeys, lots of donkeys, donkeys galore.

POSTED: 08/23/2014 - 06:35 pm

 
Scott Weiland Arrested for Stealing Razors and Possessing Meth
IMPORTANT UPDATE: Scott was not arrested, but is threatening to sue TMZ. Video proof inside.

POSTED: 08/21/2014 - 08:09 pm

 
Sonic Youth Frontman: 'Black Metal Is Music Made By P-ssies of the Lowest Order'
Is he trolling? Probably.

POSTED: 08/21/2014 - 05:26 pm

 
Courtney Love Slams Fan's Penis in Beer Pelting Incident
UG slam, not slam slam.

POSTED: 08/21/2014 - 04:16 pm

 
Chicago Music Venue Bans EDM Concerts
The ban follows a "rising level of concern about these events and whether or not they're safe."

POSTED: 08/19/2014 - 11:11 am

 
Ex-Skid Row Drummer Severely Rips Bandmates: 'I'd Put You in Adult Business, But D-cks Size of Thimbles Aren't Really In'
A slamming meltdown is what it is.

POSTED: 08/18/2014 - 05:30 pm

 
Paul McCartney and Kanye West Reportedly Collaborating on Song Called 'P-ss on My Grave'
Yeah, that seems about right.

POSTED: 08/18/2014 - 02:07 pm

 
Michael Jackson Facing New Child Sex Abuse Charges
Two new cases against late pop icon separately emerge.

POSTED: 08/07/2014 - 08:53 am

 
Kid Rock Is Upset for Being Dragged Into Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit Over His Glass Dildo, Unleashes Two Letters
Also, David Draiman is upset for this being "news," unleashes Caps Lock.

POSTED: 08/06/2014 - 07:30 am

 
Katy Perry: 'I Want to Join the Illuminati'
Do we have any conspiracy theorists in the place?

POSTED: 08/04/2014 - 09:38 am

 
Ted Nugent: 'Obama Hates Me, You and Freedom'
Rocker presents his latest outburst at US President.

POSTED: 07/31/2014 - 09:13 am

 
Mastodon Guitarist Carves Giant Wooden Penis
Because why the hell not?

POSTED: 07/30/2014 - 11:40 am

 
Dave Mustaine on Performing With Metallica in 2011: 'It Must've Been Awkward for Kirk to Hear Those Songs Played Like They Were Supposed To'
Ouch.

POSTED: 07/29/2014 - 07:42 am

 
Kanye West Wins Lawsuit Against 'Coinye' Bitcoin
The cryptocurrency, inspired by the rapper, is no longer exist.

POSTED: 07/29/2014 - 03:56 am

 
Scientists Create Color That Is Blacker Than Black
"The answer is none, none more black."

POSTED: 07/25/2014 - 08:02 am

 
Anti-Petition Against Anti-Ghost Petition Officially Launched
The ridiculousness continues...

POSTED: 07/22/2014 - 08:24 am

 
Ted Nugent Moving to Mexico, Calls Obama 'Dumb Motherf--ker'
What's now, Taco City Madman?

POSTED: 07/21/2014 - 10:47 am

 
Jazz Fans Paying $6 000 to Be Buried Near Miles Davis
New York cemetery builds over 2,000 new plots to accommodate demand.

POSTED: 07/11/2014 - 09:02 am

 
Mick Jagger Blamed for Brazil World Cup Defeat
Brazilian fans angry at the Rolling Stones icon, while his ex hits back at "cyber bullying."

POSTED: 07/10/2014 - 09:00 am

 
Track of Britney Spears Singing Without Auto Tune Leaks Online
Internet shocked by singer’s un-fixed vocal performance.

POSTED: 07/09/2014 - 10:40 am

 
Lady Gaga Posts Picture of Metallica Audience, Claiming It Is Hers
Photo was taken from 2011 Quebec show.

POSTED: 07/07/2014 - 08:10 am

 
Katy Perry Sued by Christian Rappers for Stealing a Song and Being a Witch
Christian group take issue with "Dark Horse."

POSTED: 07/04/2014 - 03:24 am

 
David Coverdale's Fridge Raided by Black Bear
Animal takes dump on Whitesnake frontman's floor.

POSTED: 07/03/2014 - 08:38 am

 
Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis Now Wants to Do Porn, Making Debut Appearance 'Soon'
Get your daily dose of wtf here.

POSTED: 07/02/2014 - 08:36 am

 
Two Men Arrested by Police for Saying 'Nickelback' in Public
Canadian rockers associated with a drug deal, men "handcuffed, detained and interrogated."

POSTED: 07/02/2014 - 07:43 am

 
X-Factor Singer Rants Against 'Mediocre' Glastonbury Performers: 'It's Shame That I'll Never Perform'
"#VeryBitter," adds show's 2012 winner James Arthur.

POSTED: 07/01/2014 - 08:59 am

 
A7X's 'The Rev' Temporarily Declared Immortal on Wikipedia
Drummer listed as playing with the band for infinity.

POSTED: 06/30/2014 - 11:12 am

 
Fan Urinates Into Own Mouth During Metal Show, Which Is Apparently a Trend in Australia
What. The. F--k.

POSTED: 06/26/2014 - 10:03 am

 
Cover of Guns N' Roses' 'Sweet Child O' Mine' Featured in Insane Anti-Speeding Commercial
Since being posted on YouTube, the clip has gone viral, amassing almost 2 million views - watch it here.

POSTED: 06/25/2014 - 10:40 am

 
Bruce Dickinson Slams Judas Priest for Using an Autocue
"People pay good money and you can't even remember the sodding words," says Dickinson.

POSTED: 06/24/2014 - 09:16 am

 
Mike Portnoy Offering to Share His Secrets for $2.99 Per Month, Gets Bashed as 'Sellout' By Fans
"There's no need to be mean and nasty around here," the drummer says.

POSTED: 06/23/2014 - 10:52 am

 
Man Thrown Out of Classical Concert for Crowd Surfing, Starting Mosh Pit
Fan takes an invite to physically respond to Handel's "Messiah" too literally, a crowd-surfing ban already enacted.

POSTED: 06/23/2014 - 10:51 am