wtf?:
Church Accidentally Uses Lamb of God Logo to Advertise Religious Easter Play
You had one job...

POSTED: 04/23/2014 - 03:39 am

 
Rapper Andre Johnson Cuts Off Penis Before Jumping Off Building
Wu-Tang Clan deny affiliation.

POSTED: 04/18/2014 - 09:38 am

 
Woman Accidentally Pays £2,600 for a Neil Diamond Album
A maths teacher recently ended up paying over the odds.

POSTED: 04/16/2014 - 11:19 am

 
Courtney Love Jokes About Fronting Nirvana: 'Yeah, That'll Be the Day'
The singer also regrets that Kurt's daughter, Franics, "has no memories of her father."

POSTED: 04/08/2014 - 06:04 pm

 
Man Sues Seattle Police for Withholding Photos of Cobain Suicide
Conspiracy theorist believes photos should have been released sooner.

POSTED: 04/07/2014 - 09:14 am

 
Electronic Musician Hides Copies of His CD in 5,000 Justin Bieber Cases as April Fool's Prank
Producer Paz pranked Bieber by swapping copies of their albums.

POSTED: 04/04/2014 - 05:14 am

 
Rap Fan's Guide to Metal: 'Black Metal Isn't Metal Made By Black People'
"Think of 'Reign in Blood' as metal's 'Yeezus,'" the complex guide explains.

POSTED: 04/02/2014 - 02:09 pm

 
Guitarist Gets Marty Friedman Soloing in Metallica, Steve Vai in Pantera, Kerry King in Megadeth and More
Also, Kirk Hammett joins Motley Crue and Dimebag's in Scorpions, you need to check this out now!

POSTED: 04/01/2014 - 10:55 am

 
Vinnie Paul Regrets Not Using a Photo of Drill Entering Anus for 'Far Beyond Driven' Cover
"The original thought was 'metal up your a-s,' you know?" the drummer adds.

POSTED: 03/28/2014 - 08:10 am

 
Lady Gaga Calls Vomit-Based SXSW Performance 'Art in Its Purest Form'
London artist Millie Brown vomited paint over the 'Artpop' star during Austin live show.

POSTED: 03/24/2014 - 08:47 am

 
Ted Nugent Paid $16,000 Not to Perform at Festival in Texas
Uncle Ted now making big money by not showing up at gigs.

POSTED: 03/24/2014 - 07:59 am

 
Deftones Guitarist Gives New Album Update While Getting Really High
"We've got the makings for one song right now," Stephen Carpenter explains between lung-collapsing coughs.

POSTED: 03/21/2014 - 09:47 am

 
Band Makes Money From Spotify by Streaming Silence
Learn how to generate $600 a night (or more) with "Sleepyfy" technique.

POSTED: 03/20/2014 - 07:08 am

 
Miley Cyrus Bus Destroyed by Fire on Bangerz Tour
No one hurt as vehcicle explodes on the road.

POSTED: 03/20/2014 - 07:01 am

 
Westboro Church to Picket Lorde Show, Singer Urges Fans to Kiss Protesters
Lorde responds to Westboro blog post.

POSTED: 03/19/2014 - 10:37 am

 
Jimmy Kimmel Asks SXSW Hipsters About Fake Bands, Gets Detailed Answers
These bands are so obscure that they don't even exist.

POSTED: 03/17/2014 - 11:04 am

 
Lil' Wayne's New Album Will Be His Last, Unless Offered $25 Million
"I didn't smile when I said it," the rapper points out.

POSTED: 03/15/2014 - 04:22 am

 
Justin Bieber's 'Baby' Used as Torture Device in Washington High School
Song played to students on repeat until charity goal was reached.

POSTED: 03/15/2014 - 04:21 am

 
Tool's Maynard James Keenan Is Selling His Mansion, Only $2.5 Million
The house is ridiculously gorgeous.

POSTED: 03/14/2014 - 10:52 am

 
Kurt Cobain's Old Roommate Sells Nirvana Frontman's Belongings on Craigslist
The listing includes a telephone and a set of skis that allegedly belonged to Cobain.

POSTED: 03/04/2014 - 03:33 am

 
Liam Gallagher Tells Fans Not to Buy 'Definitely Maybe' Reissue
Former Oasis singer also commented on split from management company and brother Noel.

POSTED: 03/03/2014 - 08:24 am

 
Metalhead Dating Site Connects Single Metal Fans
Find your metal soulmate (or rapist) at MetalheadDating.com.

POSTED: 03/03/2014 - 06:48 am

 
GWAR Decapitate Australian Prime Minister Onstage at Soundwave Festival
The band also cuts off Queen of England's breast. Not real people, of course.

POSTED: 02/27/2014 - 09:10 am

 
Geoff Tate Named 'Finest Composer, Singer, Frontman That Ever Was' by His Bassist
Rudy Sarzo full of praise for Queensryche singer.

POSTED: 02/27/2014 - 08:57 am

 
Courtney Love Sued By Psychiatrist for Almost $50,000
As soon as the Twitter defamation lawsuit got settled, another one pops up.

POSTED: 02/26/2014 - 08:15 am

 
Ted Nugent Promises to 'Stop Calling People Names'
Motor City Madman guarantees to be more specific in future rants.

POSTED: 02/26/2014 - 06:33 am

 
Detroit Chef Designs 10 Course Meal Inspired by Radiohead's 'Kid A'
The cook hopes to serve up a new record-inspired meal once a month.

POSTED: 02/18/2014 - 01:56 am

 
Steel Panther Possibly Making a Prog Rock Record, Drummer Stix Hopes
"I keep lobbying for it," Zadinia adds.

POSTED: 02/11/2014 - 09:00 am

 
One Direction's Harry Styles: 'We're Bigger Than the Beatles, Fame-Wise'
Although singer admits that they’re not in the same league musically.

POSTED: 02/10/2014 - 10:50 am

 
Will Ferrell: 'There Is No Will Farrell, Only Chad Smith'
Actor acknowledges resemblance to drummer.

POSTED: 02/07/2014 - 10:54 am

 
School Teacher Suspended for Using Lil Wayne Lyrics as Homework Assignment
"The teacher had already introduced Edgar Allen Poe and Shakespeare," official statement reads.

POSTED: 02/05/2014 - 05:57 am

 
Steel Panther: 'Bieber Should Stop Playing Pussy Music and Start Playing Some Metal!'
"Justin Bieber's f--kin' metal, he needs to grow hair!" the rockers add.

POSTED: 02/03/2014 - 11:02 am

 
Singer Unable to Stop Farting After Surgery, Loses Job and Sues Government
Botched surgery leaves singer unable to sing without excessive gas, $2.5 million lawsuit raised.

POSTED: 01/31/2014 - 08:12 am

 
Dave Mustaine Is Crazier Than Billy Corgan, Experts Agree
After five long rounds, Megadeth mainman takes home the title.

POSTED: 01/27/2014 - 07:39 am

 
Is This How One Direction Sound Without Autotune?
Ever wondered what the world's biggest boy band would sound like without a load of techno gadgetry behind them?

POSTED: 01/25/2014 - 05:50 pm

 
Random Air Guitarist Videobombs News Report
This hilarious news report is a surefire way to lift the spirits during the cold winter months. Do you know the man involved?

POSTED: 01/25/2014 - 05:46 pm

 
'Cutest Headbangers on Planet' Are Mixing ''Idol' Music and Metal'
Your daily dose of wtf is here and yes, they're from Japan.

POSTED: 01/21/2014 - 10:32 am

 
Henry Rollins Talks Legal Marijunana: 'Smoking Pot Is a Monumental Waste of Time'
"Is marijuana any better or worse than alcohol and tobacco?" the singer asks.

POSTED: 01/21/2014 - 08:50 am

 
Ozzy's Daughter Defends Justin Bieber: 'He Ain't Half as Bad as I Was at His Age'
Kelly hits out at Bieber critics in new interview.

POSTED: 01/17/2014 - 09:01 am

 
See the Inside of Trivium Singer’s Throat When He Screams
Matt Heafy has shared footage from his doctor who analysed what happens inside his throat when he screams - see the throat-shredding footage here.

POSTED: 01/16/2014 - 09:12 am

 
Alice in Chains' Jerry Cantrell Using His MTV Award as Toilet Paper Holder
When it comes to MTV, Cantrell literally doesn't give a crap.

POSTED: 01/13/2014 - 07:17 am

 
Behemoth Frontman: 'Satan Is the Most Misunderstood Figure in the World'
Nergal discussed the Prince of Darkness - and you're not intrigued yet?

POSTED: 01/10/2014 - 09:49 am

 
Asking Alexandria Singer: 'Justin Bieber Has More Talent in His Little Finger Than Half of Warped Tour Bands'
"He's a talented f--king kid," says Danny Worsnop.

POSTED: 01/06/2014 - 07:06 am

 
Justin Bieber Names Led Zeppelin and Korn as Favorite Bands
Pop star reveals he likes jamming out to more rockers beside Metallica.

POSTED: 11/22/2013 - 09:13 am

 
Ozzy Osbourne: 'My Wife Kicks My A-s if I Don't Watch X Factor'
"I'm alive because I've got a strong wife," the singer adds.

POSTED: 11/22/2013 - 08:23 am

 
US University Offers Course in Bruce Springsteen Theology
By all accounts, it's Boss...

POSTED: 11/14/2013 - 10:58 am

 
Lars Ulrich Writes Foreword to Cookbook?
Metallica drummer is a foodie apparently.

POSTED: 11/08/2013 - 10:08 am

 
New Katy Perry Album Declared a Biohazard
Album came with free seeds that contravenes Australian “bio-security laws”

POSTED: 11/07/2013 - 03:34 pm

 
Man Attempts to Sell an Entire London Record Shop on eBay
"A unique and once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live the 'High Fidelity' life!" the listing reads.

POSTED: 11/06/2013 - 01:58 pm

 
Katy Perry: 'Mick Jagger Took Me on Dinner Hit on Me When I Was 18!'
The singer denies all accusations. "Perhaps she is confusing me with someone else," he says.

POSTED: 11/05/2013 - 09:41 am