wtf?:
Tool: We Don't Know When the New Album Will Be Released, Would You Like to Buy a $200 Blanket?
Hey, they're "MULTI-PURPOSE BLANKETS."

POSTED: 09/01/2015 - 06:34 pm

 
Miley Cyrus Claims Her Boobs Made Sir Paul McCartney Uncomfortable
Beatles legend didn't know how to respond to singer's revealing outfit.

POSTED: 08/28/2015 - 08:53 am

 
According to TiVo, Lamb of God Are a 'Christian Metal Band'
Chris Adler shares amusing listing gaffe on Facebook.

POSTED: 08/28/2015 - 08:12 am

 
Neck Deep Guitarist Leaves Band After Being Accused of Sending Sexually Explicit Message to Teenager
Scheduled shows to go ahead without Lloyd Roberts.

POSTED: 08/25/2015 - 08:11 am

 
Death Metal Band Whose Members Mutilate Each Other Onstage With Cheese Graters Banned From Performing
They're known as Eat the Turnbuckle.

POSTED: 08/23/2015 - 02:54 pm

 
Noel Gallagher Says He Is Being Stalked by a German Woman
He says, "She's not the most attractive."

POSTED: 08/21/2015 - 05:35 am

 
Axl Rose Was Once Late to GN'R Show Because He Was Captivated By 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'
The gig took place in Tampa area on December 28, 1991.

POSTED: 08/20/2015 - 04:16 pm

 
NOFX Confront Hipster Spotted at Live Show and Offer Him $100 to Leave
"We have a no hipsters rule," says guitarist El Hefe.

POSTED: 08/17/2015 - 05:53 am

 
Neo-Nazi With Giant Swastika on His Chest Stabs 4 People at Metal Show in Texas
He also has a big Hitler tattoo...

POSTED: 08/15/2015 - 01:40 pm

 
There Is Now a Ned Flanders-Inspired Metal Band Called Okilly Dokilly
"Not as fast as Bartcore, and a little cleaner than Krusty Punk."

POSTED: 08/13/2015 - 02:19 pm

 
WTF: Burglar Breaks Into Guitarist's House, Takes a Dump in His Guitar
"They took stuff totaling to $500-$600, but decided to sh-t in a $900 guitar."

POSTED: 08/12/2015 - 05:04 pm

 
What a Time to Be Alive: Lenny Kravitz's Penis Pops Out During Concert, And You Get to See If It's Bigger Than Yours
Rock out with your cock out and all that jive.

POSTED: 08/04/2015 - 07:27 pm

 
Bono Describes John Lennon as Irish Immigrant, Claims That the Beatles Were Irish
People of Liverpool collectively groan as U2 frontman claims their most famous band are not Liverpudlians.

POSTED: 07/31/2015 - 09:03 am

 
Morrissey Sexually Assaulted By Airport Security Officer: 'He Groped My Penis and Testicles'
"He stopped me, crouched before me and..."

POSTED: 07/30/2015 - 04:29 pm

 
Coheed and Cambria Frontman's House Turned Into $300,000-a-Month Illegal Weed Farm Without His Knowledge
Always check who you rent your place to, folks.

POSTED: 07/28/2015 - 06:18 pm

 
Alice Cooper's Band Once Got Into Bar Brawl With Kasabian Over Iraq War
"Nobody got knocked out, so it was OK," Cooper states.

POSTED: 07/28/2015 - 08:42 am

 
Lita Ford's Son Accuses Her of 'Child Abuse'
"Our mother has a lot of problems," James Gillette states.

POSTED: 07/28/2015 - 07:17 am

 
Puddle of Mudd Frontman Wes Scantlin Has Been Arrested, Again
Wes gets drunk, Wes drives 100 mph (160 kmh), Wes gets arrested, again.

POSTED: 07/27/2015 - 02:00 pm

 
Metal Guitarist Nearly Loses Fingers After Cat Jumps on Blender He Was Cleaning
Nasty cut down to the bone results in "no feeling or movement in his index finger."

POSTED: 07/22/2015 - 03:58 pm

 
Malevolent Creation Bassist: Obama Is a Muslim, F--k Your Culture and F--k Your Quran!
"What a disgrace to the American flag!"

POSTED: 07/22/2015 - 01:57 pm

 
Trapt Frontman Goes on Ridiculous Rant Spree, Calls Fan 'Rob Scallon Buttboy,' Makes Fun of Suicide Silence Singer's Death
And it all started with an anti-Kardashians rant...

POSTED: 07/20/2015 - 04:39 pm

 
Man Writes Letter to Ask Help From Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder, Ends Up Getting Arrested
The guy's plan to get his ex-wife back severely backfires...

POSTED: 07/20/2015 - 10:27 am

 
Stage Crasher Destroys Band's Equipment, Ruins Their Festival Set
And the douchebag of the year award goes to...

POSTED: 07/20/2015 - 07:52 am

 
Glenn Danzig Chokes Fan in a Headlock for Filming Him
Danzig takes "a--hole" fan into his tour bus for a round of choking.

POSTED: 07/16/2015 - 10:38 am

 
Metal Musician Arrested for Wearing a Bullet Belt
"The suspect was wearing what was described as spiked fighting gloves and spiked leather bracelets."

POSTED: 07/14/2015 - 02:52 pm

 
This Is Why Garbage Cans Don't Belong in a Mosh Pit
How did this happen in the first place?

POSTED: 07/13/2015 - 12:36 pm

 
German Rapper's Song About Black Metal Is Completely Insane
Corpse paint wearing backup dancers anyone?

POSTED: 07/10/2015 - 07:52 am

 
Fan Arrested for Masturbating Outside the Venue After Smashing Pumpkins + Marilyn Manson Concert
Must've been a hell of a gig.

POSTED: 07/09/2015 - 11:38 am

 
Metal Fan Orders Venom CD Through Amazon, Receives Note to 'Find Jesus Before It's Too Late'
"OpenYourEyesPeople.com"

POSTED: 07/08/2015 - 12:54 pm

 
Japan's Ladybaby Just Out-Weirded Babymetal
Throw a 30-year old man into the mix and things get a lot stranger...

POSTED: 07/08/2015 - 09:58 am

 
Mastodon's Brent Hinds Once Ran Naked Around Ozzfest High on Mushrooms, Pooped Everywhere
He wanted to do it in the sink, they didn't let him. Serves them right.

POSTED: 07/07/2015 - 01:42 pm

 
This Is Why You Should Always Double-Check Everything When Buying Used Guitar Online
This is also why you shouldn't try to fix things yourself unless you actually know how to do it right.

POSTED: 07/01/2015 - 03:06 pm

 
Canadian Politicians Use Nine Inch Nails Logo for New Campaign
Because Notley, Iveson and Nenshi are also NIN...

POSTED: 06/26/2015 - 07:41 am

 
A Groupie Once Wanted to Take a Dump on Rammstein Singer's Belly
She offered him a special French cookie.

POSTED: 06/25/2015 - 02:33 pm

 
Courtney Love Attacked by Anti-Uber Protesters in France
Hole singer says protesters have "ambushed our car and are holding our driver hostage."

POSTED: 06/25/2015 - 09:34 am

 
Drummer Farted... Venue Got Fined
Owner's fury after open window leads to $500 punishment.

POSTED: 06/24/2015 - 07:45 am

 
Puddle of Mudd Michigan Show Canceled After Wes Scantlin Misses Flight
More erratic behavior from Puddle of Mudd frontman.

POSTED: 06/22/2015 - 07:51 am

 
Sebastian Bach Stops Show After Fan Steals Setlist, Injures Another Concertgoer
Stage crasher causes incident at Seattle concert.

POSTED: 06/18/2015 - 08:59 am

 
High on Fire Frontman Matt Pike Just Went Full Blown Conspiracy Theorist
"I'm doing my part to tell the New World Order to f--k off," he states.

POSTED: 06/17/2015 - 08:08 am

 
Smash Mouth Singer Swears and Threatens Gig Crowd After Being Pelted With Bread
Steve Harwell calls Colorado crowd "p-ssy b-tches" during Taste of Fort Collins festival set.

POSTED: 06/16/2015 - 05:58 am

 
Dutch Punk Singer Catches Flying Beer Mid Crowd Surf, Drinks It
John Coffey frontman pulls off near-superhuman feat at Pinkpop.

POSTED: 06/15/2015 - 08:49 am

 
Fan Left Bloodied After Trying to Attack Otep
Singer defends herself from attempted assault.

POSTED: 06/10/2015 - 07:56 am

 
Faith No More Singer Mike Patton Once Took a Dump in Axl Rose's Orange Juice
It would seem that poor Axl drank it...

POSTED: 06/06/2015 - 12:55 pm

 
Westboro Baptist Church Thanks Dave Grohl for Helping Them Spread Their Message
"We thank the Foo Fighters."

POSTED: 06/02/2015 - 02:56 pm

 
After Butchering a Gig, Scott Weiland Has Now Butchered a Pig
Up next: a wig.

POSTED: 06/02/2015 - 01:33 pm

 
Skid Row to Haters: 'Go on Pornhub. There You Can Satisfy Yourself Without Being Face to Face With Someone'
Band members feed the trolls with angry Facebook posts.

POSTED: 06/02/2015 - 08:13 am

 
Machine Head Frontman Gets Explosive Diarrhea During South American Tour, Continues Touring in Adult Diapers
Metal to the max it is.

POSTED: 06/01/2015 - 01:54 pm

 
Scott Stapp Gets the Very Thing a Mentally Unstable Suicidal Recovering Meth Addict Needs: Reality Show With Estranged Wife
Couple to appear on season six of VH1's "Couples Therapy."

POSTED: 05/31/2015 - 01:11 pm

 
Dillinger Guitarist Breaks Finger Into Three Pieces, Continues Show Anyway, Doctor Asks 'What the F--k Is Wrong With You?!'
"I played a show. I'm a guitar player," says Mr. Ben Weinman.

POSTED: 05/31/2015 - 11:49 am

 
Guns N' Roses' DJ Ashba in Bar Fight Over E-Cigarette
Guitarist reportedly assaulted in Las Vegas bar.

POSTED: 05/29/2015 - 09:04 am