Canadian Prime Minister Covers Guns N' Roses
Stephen Harper drops "Sweet Child O' Mine" cover during Conservative Party Christmas bash.

POSTED: 12/16/2014 - 09:46 am

Pink Floyd, David Bowie Percussionist Deported From UK for 'Not Making Enough Money'
Steve Forman will be forced to leave country next year.

POSTED: 12/16/2014 - 09:10 am

Phil Rudd Back in Handcuffs After Fight Outside Coffee Shop
AC/DC drummer breaches bail conditions.

POSTED: 12/04/2014 - 08:44 am

Axl Rose Is a Victim of Internet Death Hoax
His response: "If I'm dead, do I still have to pay taxes?"

POSTED: 12/04/2014 - 08:43 am

Jesus Christ Spotted Stage-Diving at Down Concert
Our Lord and Savior has returned, and he's rocking hard with Phil Anselmo.

POSTED: 12/03/2014 - 04:02 pm

Korea Has Its Own Babymetal... Who Dress Like Nazis
Band maintains that uniform similarities were unintentional...

POSTED: 11/21/2014 - 10:48 am

Catholic Priest Forces British Rock Band to Move Charity Concert After 'Anti-Religious' Accusations
Band claims priest made judgement based solely on how they look.

POSTED: 11/21/2014 - 09:59 am

Lana Del Rey Gets Raped in Controversial Marilyn Manson Video
A video "so sick, it's been locked in a vault for over a year."

POSTED: 11/20/2014 - 04:34 pm

Fart Metal Guy Is Back With a Ripping Rendition of 'Star Wars' Theme
The force is strong with this one.

POSTED: 11/18/2014 - 05:23 pm

U2 Sends Crate of Beer to Recovering Alcoholic Slash
Band affirms reputation as worst gift-givers ever.

POSTED: 11/13/2014 - 09:36 am

Slayer Fan Willing to Trade 1997 Ford Escort for Concert Tickets
Makes an ingenious Matthew McConaughey spoof along the way.

POSTED: 10/28/2014 - 05:44 pm

Taylor Swift Accidentally Releases 8 Seconds of White Noise, Tops Canadian iTunes Chart
iTunes glitch earns propels singer to the top ahead of new album release.

POSTED: 10/21/2014 - 08:12 pm

Chris Brown –°laims That the Ebola Virus Is a 'Form of Population Control'
Ahh, we have another conspiracy theorist here...

POSTED: 10/16/2014 - 06:44 am

Here's a Photo of a Middle-Aged Guy Named Krystal Twerking in A-stodon Shorts
Hey, he won Mastodon tickets!

POSTED: 10/14/2014 - 04:41 pm

Scott Ian Shares Hilarious Story of Dimebag Darrell's Pet Goat
The animal's goatee was colored pink, of course.

POSTED: 10/08/2014 - 03:30 pm

Geoff Tate's Favorite Singer Is Still Geoff Tate
More than that, even not including himself his favorite singer is still himself.

POSTED: 10/07/2014 - 05:33 am

New Kickstarter Campaign Aiming to Stop Nickelback From Performing in London
Oddly enough, Nickelback has no scheduled shows in the UK capital.

POSTED: 10/04/2014 - 03:38 pm

Stoned Drummer Accidentally Sits on Seatless Drum Stool, Ends Up With 36 Stitches on Scrotum
Drugs are bad. Also, ouch!

POSTED: 10/01/2014 - 03:24 pm

This Year's Knotfest Will Feature Flaming Carnival Games and the Smell of Camel Dung
Cos all the best festivals smell of camel poo...

POSTED: 09/30/2014 - 09:36 am

Pornhub Launches Record Label, Is Looking for Theme Song
No, really.

POSTED: 09/26/2014 - 05:40 am

So xSPONGEXCOREx Is a Band That Combines Br00tal Breakdowns and Sponge Bob, While Fart Metal Is a Genre That Combines Metal and Farts
Your daily dose of WTF is here, sir.

POSTED: 09/22/2014 - 06:07 pm

Jack White Slams Foo Fighters, the Band Responds
However, White insists it was "a joke."

POSTED: 09/19/2014 - 05:26 am

Rabid Bat Bites Guitarist During Performance, Video Available
"It was a good day until then," the musician says.

POSTED: 09/17/2014 - 04:48 pm

Entertainment Retailers Association Call U2 Album Giveaway 'as Damaging as Piracy'
The trade organisation have called the giveaway "a dismal failure."

POSTED: 09/17/2014 - 03:22 am

Slayer Want You to Try the Satanic Slayer Pizza
The only way to eat it is going piece by piece...

POSTED: 09/16/2014 - 05:30 pm

KISS' Gene Simmons Retracts Statement That Nirvana Were Not Icons
Bassist now claims that they are the only iconic band of the past 20 years.

POSTED: 09/15/2014 - 10:34 am

Ted Nugent Warns of New Terrorist Attack: 'Americans, Ammo Up!'
"Only a-sholes are outgunned, allahpuke zombies are coming."

POSTED: 09/08/2014 - 02:17 pm

Metal Fan Arrested for Posting Lyrics to Facebook
Shared your favourite line in the social media? Get ready to be got in.

POSTED: 09/05/2014 - 10:21 am

Motley Crue Offer Justin Bieber Advice on Bad Behavior
"The next thing he'll get arrested for is toilet-papering a house," says Vince Neil.

POSTED: 09/03/2014 - 10:08 am

WTF: Metal in Inappropriate Places
Brought to you by the binary metal guy!

POSTED: 09/02/2014 - 06:33 pm

Death Grips' Track Appears on Adidas Commercial
Well, the band is no longer exist anyway...

POSTED: 09/02/2014 - 11:00 am

Kanye West Begs Crowd to Start Mosh Pit During Festival Performance
The triumphant set reportedly featured an odd rant from Mr West.

POSTED: 08/31/2014 - 04:41 pm

Sting Searching for Workers to Pick His Grapes, Wants Them to Pay $345 Per Day
Now this is how you milk tourists!

POSTED: 08/29/2014 - 05:19 pm

Morrissey Bashes Public Response to Robin Williams' Death
"It was Lauren [Bacall], not Robin, who changed motion picture history," says the singer.

POSTED: 08/28/2014 - 05:10 am

Metal Musician Writes Open Letter to Metalcore, Tells It to 'F--k Off!'
"Only people who want to hear it are people interested in s-it like crying and flowers!"

POSTED: 08/27/2014 - 05:54 pm

Music Piracy Should Be Punished With Finger Amputation, Singer Insists
"By the time you cut off two people's fingers others will stop."

POSTED: 08/26/2014 - 04:44 pm

KISS Drummer: 'People Think Drummers Are Stupid Because They Hit Things and It Shakes Their Brain Up'
Give us your best drummer joke, now!

POSTED: 08/26/2014 - 03:22 pm

Lorde Becomes First Female Artist to Win MTV VMA for Best Rock Video
Yeah, that song is good and stuff, but ... Rock? C'mon, MTV!

POSTED: 08/25/2014 - 09:38 am

Check Out Babymetal Singing About Bacon, Old Dead Guys and Licking Soft Scott
Oh, and donkeys, lots of donkeys, donkeys galore.

POSTED: 08/23/2014 - 06:35 pm

Scott Weiland Arrested for Stealing Razors and Possessing Meth
IMPORTANT UPDATE: Scott was not arrested, but is threatening to sue TMZ. Video proof inside.

POSTED: 08/21/2014 - 08:09 pm

Sonic Youth Frontman: 'Black Metal Is Music Made By P-ssies of the Lowest Order'
Is he trolling? Probably.

POSTED: 08/21/2014 - 05:26 pm

Courtney Love Slams Fan's Penis in Beer Pelting Incident
UG slam, not slam slam.

POSTED: 08/21/2014 - 04:16 pm

Chicago Music Venue Bans EDM Concerts
The ban follows a "rising level of concern about these events and whether or not they're safe."

POSTED: 08/19/2014 - 11:11 am

Ex-Skid Row Drummer Severely Rips Bandmates: 'I'd Put You in Adult Business, But D-cks Size of Thimbles Aren't Really In'
A slamming meltdown is what it is.

POSTED: 08/18/2014 - 05:30 pm

Paul McCartney and Kanye West Reportedly Collaborating on Song Called 'P-ss on My Grave'
Yeah, that seems about right.

POSTED: 08/18/2014 - 02:07 pm

Michael Jackson Facing New Child Sex Abuse Charges
Two new cases against late pop icon separately emerge.

POSTED: 08/07/2014 - 08:53 am

Kid Rock Is Upset for Being Dragged Into Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit Over His Glass Dildo, Unleashes Two Letters
Also, David Draiman is upset for this being "news," unleashes Caps Lock.

POSTED: 08/06/2014 - 07:30 am

Katy Perry: 'I Want to Join the Illuminati'
Do we have any conspiracy theorists in the place?

POSTED: 08/04/2014 - 09:38 am

Ted Nugent: 'Obama Hates Me, You and Freedom'
Rocker presents his latest outburst at US President.

POSTED: 07/31/2014 - 09:13 am

Mastodon Guitarist Carves Giant Wooden Penis
Because why the hell not?

POSTED: 07/30/2014 - 11:40 am