Metal Musician Writes Open Letter to Metalcore, Tells It to 'F--k Off!'

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Metal Musician Writes Open Letter to Metalcore, Tells It to 'F--k Off!'
The Hell frontman Nails recently penned a steaming open letter to the metalcore genre, telling it to simply "f--k off." Without any ado, read it below (via Metal Hammer).

"DEAR METALCORE, JUST F--K OFF," the musician kicked off the Caps Lock piece. "I AM WRITING YOU THIS AS AN OPEN LETTER, NOT BECAUSE I AM TOO MUCH OF A P-SSY TO SAY IT TO YOUR FACE, BUT BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND YOUR F--KING ADDRESS IN THE YELLOW PAGES.

"PLEASE STOP. NO ONE F--KING CARES ANY MORE. IT'S DIFFICULT TO WORK OUT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT FROM ANYONE. I SAW A FEW METALCORE BANDS OVER THE SUMMER AND I'VE NEVER BEEN SO F--KING FURIOUS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. THESE GUYS GET UP ON STAGE, SHOUTING 'WHICH OF YOU MOTHERF--KERS IS READY FOR A GOOD F--KING TIME?' AND THEN PROCEED TO SCREAM EVERY DETAIL OF EVERY ROMANTIC FAILURE THEY'VE EVER HAD. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT MATE. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DO WANT TO HEAR IT ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN S--T LIKE CRYING AND FLOWERS.

"A TIP FROM THE TOP THOUGH, IT WOULD BE EASIER TO STOMACH YOUR OVERLY-SENTIMENTAL, GROTESQUE CIRCUS OF HEARTBREAK IF YOU WEREN'T SELLING T-SHIRTS TO PRE-TEENS THAT LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF SWEARY, MISOGYNIST VERSION OF ADVENTURE TIME.

"YOU'RE CONFUSED, METALCORE. IT'S ALMOST UPSETTING. TAKE 'ALONE' BY FALLING IN REVERSE. IT'S CLASSIC METALCORE. VERSES ABOUT HOW YOU'RE SHAGGING MY HYPOTHETICAL WIFE, THEN A (BEAUTIFULLY SUNG) CHORUS ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FED UP OF BEING ALONE AND YOU MIGHT NOT MAKE IT HOME AND NO ONE'S ON THE PHONE AND DIAL TONE AND PAYDAY LOAN. JUST F--K OFF.

"SO METALCORE, TO AVOID FUTURE HEARTBREAK AND TO SPARE US ANY MORE METALCORE ALBUMS - STOP BEING SUCH A C-NT.

"YOURS SINCERELY (AND WE ARE ALWAYS SINCERE), NAILS. THE HELL," the letter concludes.

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