Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis Now Wants to Do Porn, Making Debut Appearance 'Soon'

artist: Misc date: 07/02/2014 category: wtf?
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Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis Now Wants to Do Porn, Making Debut Appearance 'Soon'
Andre Johnson, also known as Christ Bearer, also known as the rapper who recently cut off his own penis and then jumped off the second-floor balcony, has announced plans to enter the porn business.

Despite the injuries, Andre survived the incident and even got his penis reattached with "full functionality."

Back to the port part, the rapper confirmed that his debut is set to happen "soon."

"Does it work?!" he told TMZ (via NME). "Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick?"

Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment adult company has since confirmed that he's "definitely interested" in casting Johnson, pending an inspection of Christ Bearer's genitals.

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