Ted Nugent Moving to Mexico, Calls Obama 'Dumb Motherf--ker'

artist: ted nugent date: 07/21/2014 category: wtf?
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Ted Nugent Moving to Mexico, Calls Obama 'Dumb Motherf--ker'
In a long post on Facebook, Ted Nugent has explained why he is planning to move to Mexico, as well as calling President Barack Obama "a dumb motherf--ker." You can check out the full post from the controversial guitar player below.

"Thanx alot US government numbnuts. We went from the last best place to the dumbest fkn idiots on Planet Earth. How else can you xplain that we are the ONLY country in the world that has abandoned the very foundation of what makes a country a country. Obama you dumb mthrfkr you!

"Dear Mr. Obama, Senate and Congress:


"I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

"We're planning to simply walk across the border from the US into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, the President of Mexico, that I'm on my way over?

"Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking Government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flagpoles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the US flag from my housetop, put US flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

"I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all of his people who walk over to the US from Mexico. I am sure that the President of Mexico won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

"Do you see how stupid this looks when you put it in writing?"

The comments come after Nugent was forced to apologize for calling Barack Obama a "subhuman mongrel" during an interview earlier this year.
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