Somebody Kill Me Chords

Somebody Kill Me Please
By: Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler is a genius, and this is one
of my favorite songs of his.  I hope you 
enjoy the tab

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(Palm muted)

E5        Gaug     A5
You don't know how much I need you
E5        Gaug       A5
While you're near me I don't feel blue
E5          Gaug     A5
And when we kissed I know you need me too
E5                Gaug         A5
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true

(Open)

       E       B5   A
But it all was bull-shit
   E     B5       A
It was a god damn joke
       E       B5   A
And when I think of you Linda
       E       B5   A
I hope you fucking choke 

(Palm muted)

E5          Gaug             A5
I hope that you're glad with what you've done to me
E5           Gaug         A5
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy
E5               Gaug      A5
You left me here all alone tears running constantly

(Open)

   E        B5      A
Oh somebody kill me please 
 E       B5      A
Somebody kill me please 
    E       B5   
I'm on my knees
A              B5
Pretty, pretty please
E    B5   A
Kill me 
          E       B5   A
I want to die
      E            B5   A   E
Put a bullet in my head

                                  -Mike