Jeff The Muff Diver Chords

Tabbed by Creinemann@crwdesigns.com
Artist George "Barefoot" Nowak 
http://www.barefootman.com/index.html

[C]Youda heard about Sotos
Long in the West [G]Indies
Youda heard about Jacque Cousteau
And Jack [C]McKennys
All these men are famous
For their exploits in da [F]sea
But there is one [C]diver that [G]I [C]envy

[C]He's Jeff, Jeff [G]the muff diver
He's a real [C]conniver
He's the man to[Am]me
Who's made diving [C]history
[G}He's Jeff, Jeff [C]the muff diver

[C]At every dive convention
You can find him [G]here
Man does he have women
They follow him [C]everywhere
It is such a mystery
That scuba ladies [F]love him
Funny thing about [C]it
[G]Jeff don't even [C]swim

[C]He's Jeff, Jeff the[G] muff diver
He's a real [C]conniver
He's the man to me[Am]
Who's made diving [C]history
[G]He's Jeff, Jeff the [C]muff diver

[C]Now the fad that Jeff has started
Has gained popular[G]ity 
Everbody's trying it on 
the land and in [C]da sea
Some might turn their noses up
But we all know it's [F]true
Way down [C]deep inside they 
wish they [G]were muff divers [C]too

[C]He's Jeff, Jeff the[G] muff diver
He's a real [C]conniver
He's the man to me[Am]
Who's made diving [C]history
[G]He's Jeff, Jeff the [C]muff diver