If Youre Feeling Sinister Chords

Capo 2

Amaj7 - x02120
Emaj7 - 021100

Intro: Amaj7 - Emaj7 (etc.)

Amaj7                                                               Emaj7
Anthony walked to his death because he thought he'd never feel this way again
Amaj7                                                                    Emaj7
If he goes back to the house then things would go from bad to worse what could he do?
Amaj7                                                       Emaj7
He wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that funny day
Amaj7
And if there is something else beyond, he isn't scared because
     F#m                                 (G#m)
It's bound to be less boring than today
A                              Amaj7
Bound to be less boring than tomorrow

Hilary went to her death because she couldn't think of anything to say
Everybody thought that she was boring so they never listened anyway
Nobody was really saying anything of interest she fell asleep
She was into S&M and bible studies
Not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me
A                                   
A cup of tea she would admit to no one
F#m                                 (G#m)
A cup of tea she would admit to me
A                                       Amaj7
A cup of tea she would admit to no one

Hilary went to the Catholic Church because she wanted information
The vicar or whatever took her to one side and gave her confirmation
Saint Theresa's calling her the church up on the hill is looking lovely
But it didn't interest the only things she wants to know is
How and why and when and where to go
How and why and when and where to follow
How and why and when and where to go
A
How and why and when and where to follow
       C#m
But if you are feeling sinister
   B
Go off and see a minister
      A                                                          E     A - E - A (etc.)
He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever

E                                                     A
When she got back her spirituality was thrown into confusion
E                                                         A
So she got a special deal on renting from the man at Rediffusion
E                                                              A
Look at me I'm on TV It makes up for the shortcomings of being poor
E
Now I'm in a million pieces picked up for deliberation
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By the people listening at home
A
By the people watching on the telly
By the people listening at home
By the people watching on the telly


But if you are feeling sinister
Go off and see a minister
He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever
         A                E
La la la la la la la...
         A
La la la la la la la
But if you are feelin sinister
Go off and see a minister
    A
The chances are you'll probably feel better
If you stay and play with yourself

End on E