Two Little Boys In Blue Chords

Billy Connolly two little boys in blue from years ago


[C]Now two little boys had two little toys 
A whistle and a helmut [F]blue 
And when they were wee it was [C]plain to see 
[D]What they'd grow up into[G] 
[C]They were hittin' other weans, bashing in their brains 
And shoppin' everybody [F]too 
They didn't reform, now they're [C]in uniform 
[G]They're two little boys in blue[C] 

[C]Do you think I could leave you lying 
When I could lie my arse off [F]too 
If somebody squawks in the[C] witness box 
[D]I'll cover up for you[G] 
[C]I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes 
The way the sergeant taught us [F]to 
Before you count to three we'll be[C] off scott free 
[G]We're two little boys in blue[C] 

[C]Now the duty sergeant said tuck the prisoners into bed 
But before you take their cocoa [F]through 
Keep them in their cells and hit [C]them where it tells 
[D]But don't leave them black and blue[G] 
[C]You can kick them on their balls, bounce their head off the walls 
Bash them on the kidneys [F]too 
Beat them on the legs and thighs [C]but don't give them black eyes 
[G]Or you'll be a prisoner too[C] 

[C]Do you think I could leave you lying 
When I could lie my arse off [F]too 
If somebody squawks in the[C] witness box 
[D]I'll cover up for you[G] 
[C]I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes 
The way the sergeant taught us [F]to 
Before you count to three we'll be[C] off scott free 
[G]We're two little boys in blue[C] 

[C]So if you see them on the beat 
As they swagger down your street 
Here's a piece of advice for [F]you 
Don't trust your luck [C]turn around then run like fuck! 
[G]From the two little boys in blue[C] 

[C]Do you think I could leave you lying 
When I could lie my arse off [F]too 
If somebody squawks in the[C] witness box 
[D]I'll cover up for you[G] 
[C]I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes 
The way the sergeant taught us [F]to 
Before you count to three we'll be[C] off scott free 
[G]We're two little boys in blue[C] 


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