Grandpa Tab

this is totally correct cos ive played along with the song, all the other tabs suck arse

Verse - play 4 times
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B|---3--3--3--3---3---3/5-2-2-3---------------------------|
G|------------------0-------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus - play 3 times
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|-3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3---------------------------------|
G|---0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2-------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|

End Chorus - play 1 time
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B|-2--2--2--2--2------------------------------------------|
G|---2--2--2--2-------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|

Verse - play 4 times
e|-2--0--2--0---------------------------------------------|
B|---3--3--3--3---3---3/5-2-2-3---------------------------|
G|------------------0-------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus - play 3 times
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|-3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3---------------------------------|
G|---0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2-------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|

End Chorus - play 1 time - end of song
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|-2--2--2--2--2--3---------------------------------------|
G|---2--2--2--2-------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|

Lyrics:
uno dos tres cuatro

1ST VERSE
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise? 
And did he look into your eyes? 
And ask you to felate him and stick a finger or two in his ass?

CHORUS
He seems like a total asshole, grandpa is a total fucking asshole, who would 
ever wanna dirty greasy finger in his ass. He rubs his dick in broken glass.

2ND VERSE
When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head? And was it on your mothers bed?

CHORUS
He seems like a total asshole, grandpa is a total fucking asshole, who would ever 
wanna dirty greasy finger in his ass. He rubs his dick in broken glass.