I Cant Dance Tab

Intro/Verse:
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This is the main riff for most of the song.

 C C  G  G
e:------------|
B:------------|
G:--5-5-------| <- the first bit can be played 2 ways...
D:--5-5--5--5-|
A:--3-3--5--5-|
E:--3-3--3--3-|

   or:
   C C  G  G          F  G G       C C  G G      Bb   C
e:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------|
B:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------|
G:----------------|-------------|--5-5--------|--3---------------|x2
D:-2-2--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--5-5--5-5---|--0----2-2--------|
A:-3-3--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--3-3--5-5---|--1-/--3-3-3h4p3--|
E:-3-3--3--3------|---1-/3-3----|--3-3--3-3---|--1-/--3-3--------|

Verse 1:
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   C C  G  G          F  G G       C C  G G      Bb   C
e:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------|
B:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------|
G:----------------|-------------|--5-5--------|--3---------------|
D:-2-2--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--5-5--5-5---|--0----2-2--------|
A:-3-3--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--3-3--5-5---|--1-/--3-3-3h4p3--|
E:-3-3--3--3------|---1-/3-3----|--3-3--3-3---|--1-/--3-3--------|
           Hot sun    Beating           Burning  wal-  around
                          down          my feet   king


C C G G          F  G G
      Hot sun        beating down
C C G G                    Bb       C
      burning my feet just walking around.

(Same thing:)

Hot sun making me sweat
\'Gators getting close, hasn\'t got me yet


Chorus: (same tune as verse)
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C C G G         F  G G
I can\'t dance, I can\'t talk.
C C G G                        Bb    C
The only thing about me is the way I walk.

I can\'t dance, I can\'t sing
I\'m just standing here selling everything.

Verse 2:
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Blue jeans sitting on the beach,
her dog\'s talking to me, but she\'s out of reach.

She\'s got a body under that shirt,
but all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt.

\'Cause, I can\'t dance, I can\'t talk.
The only thing about me is the way I walk.
No, I can\'t dance, I can\'t sing
I\'m just standing here selling.

Bridge:
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   Bb          F         C
e:-----------------------0-----|
B:-----------------------1-----|
G:-----------------------0-----|
D:-0-----------3---------2-----|
A:-1-----------3---------3-----|
E:-1-----------1---------3-----|
   checking... place...  know

    Bb                        F
And checking everything is in place,
          C
you never know who\'s looking on.

Verse 3:
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Young punk spilling beer on my shoes,
fat guy\'s talking to me trying to steal my blues.

Thick smoke, see her smiling through.
I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool.

But I can\'t dance, I can\'t talk.
The only thing about me is the way I walk.
I can\'t dance, I can\'t sing
I\'m just standing here selling


Bridge 2:
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       Bb           F               C
e:--------------------------------------|
B:--------------------------------------|
G:--------------------------------------|
D:-----0------------3---------------2---|
A:-----1------------3---------------3---|
E:-----1------------1---------------3---|




   Bb              Eb          F   (synth bit)
e:-----------------------------------------1----------|
B:--------------------------------------------1-------|
G:--------------------------------------2--------2----|
D:-0---------------13----------3------3---------------|
A:-1---------------13----------3----------------------|
E:-1---------------11----------1----------------------|

    Bb                        F
And checking everything is in place
          C             
You never know who\'s looking on
Bb               Eb               F
  A perfect body   with a perfect face,  uhan.

End:
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Play chorus lots of time with loads of scat vocals...while
playing the \"intro-riff\"...

and singing:

\"I won\'t dance,  please don\'t ask me...\"