Corgi Registered Friends Tab

Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit    http://www.hmhb.co.uk/
Track: Corgi Registered Friends
Album: Achtung Bono
Tabber: Woodshed


INTRO

C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C


VERSE 1
 
Dsus2 - C
          In the kingdom of the blind

Dsus2 - C
          It's said the one-eyed man is king

Dsus2 - C
         And in the kindom of the bland 

Dsus2 - C
         It's 9 o'clock on ITV

Dsus2 - C
        I believe I've seen holograms 

Dsus2 - C
        With more substance than you

Dsus2 - C
         Automatic doors

Dsus2 - C                        Dsus2
         They don't open for you


CHORUS

F       Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

F       Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

    F                             Dsus2            F    G
You meet up on a Monday with your Corgi registered friends


VERSE 2

C
You call Glastonbury 'Glasto'

Dsus2 - C
         You'd like to go there one day

Dsus2 - C
         When they've put up the gun towers

Dsus2 - C
         To keep the hippies away

Dsus2 - C
         December sees Kitzbuhel

Dsus2 - C
         Clad in Lowe Alpine

Dsus2 - C
         Your children are painfully soulless 

Dsus2 - C                        Dsus2
         Ralph's in Brize Norton


CHORUS

F       Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

F       Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

      F                             Dsus2            F    G
Doing Del Boy impressions with your Corgi registered friends


WHISTLE SOLO

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GUITAR SOLO

F - D - F - D - F - D - F - G


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VERSE 2

C
For sale: gym equipment

Dsus2 - C
         But now your jeans are too tight

Dsus2 - C
         Amanda Burton on autopilot

Dsus2 - C
         Is all you need each night

Dsus2 - C
         I wear a tolerance robe

Dsus2 - C
         I have the patience of Job

Dsus2 - C
         But when I hear you wife's silly giggling

Dsus2 - C                       Dsus2
         At Ann Summers parties


CHORUS

F       Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

F       Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

         F                           Dsus2            F    G
Going to medieval banquets with your Corgi registered friends


CODA

Stick this in your Volvo

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