United States Of Whatever Tab

I wrote D for the low E string but if you want you can play it standered the exact same 
the bar chords both work.

MAIN RIFF
e|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------|
D|--0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-5-|
A|--0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-5-|
D|--0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-5-|  x3 but pause inbetween for talking druing verses

Chorus
E|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|4-4-4-4------------------------------------|
D|4-4-4-43-3-3-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-|
A|3-3-3-33-3-3-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-|
D|-------3-3-3-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-|   x3 throught chorus

Follow the order below

Order
Main Riff
I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was, like, all "ehhhh"
And I was, like, "whatever!"
Main Riff
Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like,
"Hey, aren't you that dude?"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
MAin Riff
So later I'm at the pool hall
And this girl comes up
And she's, like, "awww"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Main Riff then chorus
Cuz this is my
United States of Whatever!
Main then chorus
And this is my
United States of Whatever!
Main then chorus
And this is my
United States of Whatever!

Main riff
And then it's three A.M.
And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!"
I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
Main Riff
Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up and is, like,
"Hey, I thought I told you..."
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
Main Riff
And then up comes Zafo
I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?"
He's, like, "nothin'"
And I'm, like, "that's cool."

Main Riff the chorus
Cuz this is my
United States of Whatever!
Main Riff then chorus
And this is my
United States of Whatever!


Thats all great song enjoy!