Welcome To The Family Chords

This is one of the funniest songs i've ever heard and it reminds me a lot of my family.

Capo 2

Intro: E D A  (x4)

E       D      A
Welcome to the family
E               D         A
Hope you have a real good life
E       D      A
With my little sister
E                   D         A
Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
E             D       A
Hope you have lots of babies
E              D         A
Hope you get a real good job
E        D          A
Hope you don't mind company
       E        D      A
'Cause we'll be here a lot

    B                   D         E
And brother here's some brotherly advice
       B                    A                    Dsus2
If you know what's good for you you'll treat her right 


Chorus:
       E             D     A 
'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff
 	      E 	    D    A
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
      E          D    A 
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son
E           D        A
He'll dig a hole for you
       E      D         A
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
      E         D        A
He'll fight you just for fun
    E            D        A      Asus4
An' Mama's got a real bad temper
    A                 
An' Daddy's got a shotgun


E D A (x2)


E       D      A
Welcome to the family
    E         D      A
An' this side of the tracks
    E      D    A
An' if you ever leave her
E         D      A
You ain't coming back
   E      D    A
My nephew is a hunter
    E          D        A
An' he's gonna hunt you down
     E       D       A
Just like he did the last one
    E        D          A
An' he still ain't been found

B               D                  E
I like you just fine, don't get me wrong
B                A             Dsus2
Boy take care of her,...if you don't


Chorus:
E             D     A
Grandpa's the local sheriff
 	      E 	    D    A
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
      E          D    A
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son
E           D        A
He'll dig a hole for you
       E      D         A
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
      E         D        A
He'll fight you just for fun
   E            D        A      Asus4
An'Mama's got a real bad temper
   A                 
An'Daddy's got a shotgun


E D A (x4)   B  D  Asus4



Chorus:
E             D     A
Grandpa's the local sheriff
 	      E	 	    D    A
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
      E          D    A
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son
E           D        A
He'll dig a hole for you
       E      D         A 
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
      E         D        A
He'll fight you just for fun
    E            D        A      Asus4
An' Mama's got a real bad temper
    A                 
An' Daddy's got a shotgun


E D A (x4)


E       D      A  
Welcome to the family
E               D         A
Hope you have a real good life
E       D      A
With my little sister

[Muted barre A strokes]
Yeah she'll make a real good wife


E  D  A (x2)


*repeat this part 7 or 8 times*
E       D      A
Welcome to the family
                      A      Asus4
Mama's got a real bad temper
A              
Daddy's got a shotgun

end on Dsus2