Chords Used
G A D
e 3 0 2
B 3 2 3
G 0 2 2
D 0 2 0
A 2 0 x
E 3 x x
I tabbed this off a live version, I strum it differently then he does, but if you
keep time it sounds good
Intro:
----3-----3-----0-----0-----3-----3-----3-----3----
----3-----3-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2----
----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3---- (play twice)
----0-----0-----2-----2--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----
----2-----2--0--0--0--0----------------------------
-3--3--3--3----------------------------------------
continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times,
except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice
Verse 1
D G A D
Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore
G A D
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor
G A D
Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore
G A D
It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine
G A D
Thats all we needed to get by
G A D
Now it seems things have changed and I think that youre the one to blame
G A D
Dear Penis I dont like you anymore
Verse 2
(he sings)
D G A D
Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore
G A D
Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before
G A D
Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore
G A D
Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
G A D
Come to terms with truly how we feel
G A D
If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever
G A D
Dear Penis, I think I like you after all
G A D
Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls
enjoy the song, its hilarious to play with your friends.
slickboy11@adelphia.net
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Dear Penis chords by Rodney Carrington, added : August 18th, 2003
