Fuck Her Gently Tab

This is the first tab i have written i hope you find it useful, i am aware that there 
other good tabs for this song, but this one is played in a different position to the 
it is my personal way of playing it.

Song: Fuck Her Gently
Artist: Tenacious D
Album: Tenacious D
Tuning: Standard

Chords:  D    F#m  Em   A   Adom7 Bm  G      G(ver2) C    D(ver2)
E        5    9    7    5   5     7   7      3       0    2
B        7    10   8    5   5     7   8      3       1    3
G        7    11   9    6   6     7   7      0       0    2
D        7    11   9    7   5     9   9      0       2    0
A        5    9    7    7   7     9   10     2       3    x
E        x    x    x    5   5     7   x      3       x    x


   D                F#m                Em                Adom7
E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B---7-----7-----7-|---10----10----10-|---8-----8-----8-|---------5-------|
G-----7-----7-----|-----11----11-----|-----9-----9-----|-------6---------|
D-------7-----7---|-------11----11---|-------9-----9---|-----5-----------|
A-5---------------|-9----------------|-7---------------|---7-------------|
E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-5---------------|
  This is a song       for the ladies     but fellas     listen closely

  D                 F#m                Em                A
E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B---7-----7-----7-|---10----10----10-|---8-----8-----8-|---------5-----5-|
G-----7-----7-----|-----11----11-----|-----9-----9-----|-------6---6-----|
D-------7-----7---|-------11----11---|-------9-----9---|-----7-------7---|
A-5---------------|-9----------------|-7---------------|---7-------------|
E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-5---------------|x2

You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes thats not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fucking give her some smooches two.


   Sometimes you got to squeeze
   Bm                   G

   Sometimes you got to say please
   Bm                       G

   Sometimes you got to say hey
   D                        A

   D                 F#m               Em                A
E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|----------------|
B---7-----7-----7-|---10----10----10-|---8-----8-----8-|---------5------|
G-----7-----7-----|-----11----11-----|-----9-----9-----|-------6--------|
D-------7-----7---|-------11----11---|-------9-----9---|-----5----------|
A-5---------------|-9----------------|-7---------------|---7------------|
E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-5--------------|x2

I'm gonna Fuck you softly, I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly, I'm gonna ball you discreetly

    And then you say hey i bought you flowers
  Bm                 G

    And then you say "wait a minute sally"
  D                  A

    I think i got something in my teeth
 Bm               G

 Could you get it out for me, thats fucking teamwork
 D                            A

   D                F#m                Em                A
E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|----------------|
B---7-----7-----7-|---10----10----10-|---8-----8-----8-|---------5------|
G-----7-----7-----|-----11----11-----|-----9-----9-----|-------6--------|
D-------7-----7---|-------11----11---|-------9-----9---|-----5----------|
A-5---------------|-9----------------|-7---------------|---7------------|
E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-5--------------|x2

Whats your favorite position? That's cool with me, Its not my favorite,but I'll do it 
you
Whats your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it, but ill order it from Zanzibar

(on zanzibar strum the A chord to the rhythm of the word)

And then I'm gonna love you completely
Bm                          G

And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
D                              A

And then I'll fucking bone you completely
Bm                             G

But then I'm gonna fuck you haaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaarrrrrd
D                       A   C         G(ver2)     D(ver2)

Haaaaaaaarrrrrrrrddddddddddd
C        G(ver2) D(ver2)

This is how i play the song, you can off course change to different versions of the 
if you wish, but this is the way i find easiest and what sounds most like the record to me.