This tune rocks!!! enjoy
E
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
B
Oh what a skill to have
F#
Oh what a skill to have
E
So many skills that make her distinctive
B
But they're not mine to have
F#
No they're not mine
E
Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper
B
No i don't care about the soaps
F# E
No i don't care about the soaps
B F#
Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode
E D#m
B
If this is a rom-com
F# E D#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F# E
Kill the director please
E D#m
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
B F#
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
E D#m
And this is my head and this is my spout
B F#
They work together; they can't figure anything out
E
So with the angst of a teenage band
B F# E
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
B F#
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
E D#m
B
If this is a rom-com
F# E D#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F# E D#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F# B
Kill the director please
E D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no Bridget
E D#m
Bridget Jones
A E
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Kill The Director chords by The Wombats, added : June 4th, 2007
