Get A New Daddy Chords

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Hey there kids, I see you're feeling blue
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Parents push you around and tell you what to do
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Dad makes you clean your room and go to bed
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Instead of watch TV you have to do homework instead
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And I know it makes you angry and you're full of rage
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Well let me tell you a secret I wish I knew at your age
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Next time you're angry and you want to fight back
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Just tell your teacher daddy likes to play with your sack

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And you can get a new daddy
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Get a new daddy
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Police will take the old one away in a caddy

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You can get a new daddy
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Get a new daddy
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Stay up real late
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Kick back, and light up a fatty

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You can get a new daddy
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Get a new daddy
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In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy
A             C#
Get a new daddy
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Get a new daddy
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In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy

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Now for a little while your new daddy's cool
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Buys you things and tries real hard to bond with you
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Let's you eat candy and play video games
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But your friend's at school all think that he's kind of lame
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Now you can't have your buddies making fun of your dad
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And all in all this one is really not so bad
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But you think you might like to try once more
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Take naked Polaroids of yourself and leave them in his sock drawer

            A         C#
And you can get a new daddy
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Get a new daddy
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Stay up real late
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Kick back, and light up a fatty
A                 C#
You can get a new daddy
F#
Get a new daddy
D                                    A
Police will take the old one away in a caddy
        A         C#      
You can get a new daddy
F#
Get a new daddy
D                                     A
In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy
A         C#  
Get a new daddy
F#
Get a new daddy
D                                     A
In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy

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Now your mom's wondering what's wrong with her
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And why she keeps attracting men that are dirty perv's
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She has a breakdown and cries and cries
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And after a while she's institutionalized

             A         C#
Then you can get a new mommy
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Get a new mommy
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New brother, and sister, a new house, a new mommy
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Get a new mommy
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Get a new mommy
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A new brother, new sister, a new house, a new mommy
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Get a new mommy, 
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get a new daddy
D
Stay up real late
              A
Kick back, and spark up a fatty
        A         C#
You can get a new daddy
F#
Get a new daddy
D                            A
Police will take the old one away in a caddy
        A         C#
You can get a new daddy
F#
Get a new mommy
     D                           A
A new brother, and sister, a new house, a new mommy
A                C#
Get a new mommy, get a new daddy
F#
Stay up real late
D              A
Kick back, and spark up a fatty
        A         C#
You can get a new daddy
F#
Get a new daddy
      D                              A
In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy