Here is a test to see if you might really be the frontman of Guns N' Roses. If you have more than one of these symptoms, talk to Slash, please. It's all your fans really want for Christmas!
Do you feel a need to rant about anything you even remotely dislike? Metallica, Nirvana and Danish people are among Axl Rose's top rants. If you have this symptom with no others, you might actually be Kanye West.
2. Suicidal Thoughts
Do you often wonder if the dead have to pay taxes? If you only have this symptom, you might be Peter Griffin.
3. Memory Problems
Do you find it difficult to remember lyrics you wrote back in say, the mid-1980s? Do you sometimes have the crowd shout most of the song while you stand there lip-syncing and hope no one notices? If you only have this symptom, don't worry, you're probably Vince Neil.
4. Weight Gain
Have you gained enough weight that some people on UG say that you look like a Chris Farley impersonation of yourself? Axl Rose sure has!
Did it take you over a decade to finish your last studio album? If you have this symptom with or without any others, you are Axl Rose. Period.
Now, to the results!
If you scored 0-2
You're probably not Axl Rose, unless you answered yes to the 4th and 5th symptoms.
If you scored 3 or more
What are you doing on UG? No wonder it took so long for you to finish "Chinese Democracy"!