Have You Been Born Into the Wrong Generation?

Check the list to find out!

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It's time to face facts, sometimes a person is simply born at the wrong time. Plenty of people end up just not fitting in with present-day society, man!

We shadowed a few of these people for over a month and listened in on their conversations. Below are some interesting things they had to say to people in normal settings and circumstances.

  • "Today's music is horrible! I wish I was born in the '70s when everything was good!"
  • "What was your name again? I'm sorry, I'm just terrible with names."
  • "I'm embarrassed to even be alive at the same time as people like Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga!"
  • "A few days ago, I woke up with this weird pain in my side. I thought it would just go away, but it's only gotten worse. I'm thinking about seeing a doctor in another few days."
  • "Go for it, dude!"
  • "You've never eaten here? You're gonna love it!"
  • "Please stop adding things to my list when you use my Netflix."
  • "Has the dog gone out recently?"
  • "Yeah, I just kinda woke up with it one morning. It's kind of a sharp pain near my lower back. Any ideas as to what it could be?"
  • "Were you at that party the other night? It was crazy!"
  • "This is my friend Chuck!"
  • "I mean, I usually get the wings. They've got great wings here."
  • "I had the craziest dream last night."
  • "Well, someone better let him out again before he pees on the rug!"
  • "Hell yeah!"
  • "Yes!"
  • "It seems to hurt more at night. Right around when I go to sleep. Someone I talked to said it may be my mattress, which would make sense, I guess."
  • "Really?"
  • "Pretty much everything's good. I'm actually not that hungry either. Do you want to just split something?"
  • "All the good bands are gone now..."
Do any of these phrases apply to you? If so, you, too, may have been born into the wrong generation.

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    People say "music was good in the 70's" or similar. Everyone forgets the shite which every decade had.
    All these statements apply to me and I was born in the 60's, does this mean I was still born in the wrong decade?
    "I wish I was born in the 70s, when there was much less music!" I'm glad to be alive now, to listen to the artists of today AND decades past.