UG Challenge: Can You Read These 10 Ridiculous Band Logos?

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UG Challenge: Can You Read These 10 Ridiculous Band Logos?
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Ah, the unreadable logos... The staple of almost any black metal band. Here are 10 such logos, can you read them all?

Find answers at the end of the page and tell everyone how many you were able to read in the comment section below!

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Answers:

1. Aethertum Mors

2. Defeated Sanity

3. Bloodbath

4. Dark Throne

5. Bosque

6. Nargaroth

7. Bazzah

8. Katharsis

9. Into Darkness

10. Bestial Summoning

25 comments sorted by best / new / date

    Jimjambanx
    copperwreck
    Looks like one of those stereograms where you're supposed to cross your eyes and a 3D dolphin appears.
    mantonnewtonsqu
    I remember that. What's the band? I know they had a really stupidly long album name.
    Jimjambanx
    Can't remember, it's not like I can really Google it, I sure as shit can't read the logo. I guess that just highlights the problem with awful logos like these.
    pritishsai
    Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through the Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains of the Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked the Progenies from the Deepest Depths of the Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth to Worthless Eunuchs as Travesty for Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved by This Stupid Society Full of Fetal Garbages
    copperwreck
    Doesn't help that the names could be anything. Looking for words you could find in the dictionary? Good luck!
    OriginOfFeces
    Unlike a lot of people I do respect the creativity and effort the bands put in these logo's. If you know the bands you are most likely to recognise the logo's as well. I plead guilty of creating two logo's in this style as well for two projects. 
    Rayan_A
    I like number 5, it looks like naked ladiea doing ballet. Very tasteful.
    BlackDeath92
    The only three I could read were Bloodbath, Dark Throne, and Nargaroth. Then again, I listen to those bands and see their album artwork all the time, so I already know what to look for. If I never heard of those bands, then I probably would be able to read them either!