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The_Casinator
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#642
French and Spanish people are usually horrible in other languages. The Dutch do pride themselves of their extensive knowledge in this area, even though they sound ridiculous, can't spell and have an accent so weird it's almost a miracle that it was only parodied in Austin Powers.
Neo Evil11
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#643
lol.

Yeah my french is terrible. Unfortunately all the parts in Belgium I will be walking through are Wallonian
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Neo Evil11
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#645
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Wallonië is a vile place, filled with horror and terror.

Lol. Yeah, but there are a lot of national parks and the ardennen ofcourse.
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the bartender
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Join date: Nov 2009
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#646
Belgium is a frietkot on the border between France and the Netherlands.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
WildthingJR
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#647
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Belgium is a frietkot on the border between France and the Netherlands.


They should either get some sense of national identity already or let us have Vlaanderen (y'know, Antwerp's harbour and all that jazz).
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
The_Casinator
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#648
So, how are my fellow racists doing this time of the year? Any encounters with angy United Nations Committees?
Neo Evil11
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#649
I don't know why people don't want to change Zwarte Piet. Who cares if he becomes white. Or at least if it becomes obvious that he is a chimneysweeper.
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the bartender
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#650
I sincerely can't sympathize with the 'zwarte piet' haters at all. I'm all for being conciderate of minorities, but in this case these people are just making a problem where there isn't one. Just because they say that zwarte piet is racist doesn't mean that he is.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
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Neo Evil11
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#651
Big red lips, black skin, black curly hair, big golden earrings. I can see what they mean. Don't see why anyone would want to defend it.
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the bartender
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#652
Last time I checked, something or someone is concidered racist when he/she/it conciders one 'race' to be better than the other. I fail to see how zwarte piet does that.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
Neo Evil11
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#653
w000000000000t
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Neo Evil11
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#655
Slip daterape drugs in her drink.

Or tell her you like Stroopwafels.

tell her how irresponsible you think it is that most countries don't pay enough attention to sea and other water defences. That if New Orleans had been Dutch, it would never have had a problem with withstanding hurricanes.
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genghisgandhi
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#656
Quote by Neo Evil11

tell her how irresponsible you think it is that most countries don't pay enough attention to sea and other water defences. That if New Orleans had been Dutch, it would never have had a problem with withstanding hurricanes.

you're probably joking but I'm gonna remember it and definitely use it if the opportunity ever arises.
Neo Evil11
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#657
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you're probably joking but I'm gonna remember it and definitely use it if the opportunity ever arises.

I'm not joking. It's actually incredibly embarrassing how shitty the USA's water defences are. Even New York will not easily withstand a tough storm. They should never have joined the Brits.

It really is a cultural thing. Americans don't like governments to take care of them, whereas the dutch have created governments in which they can work together to keep out the water. For centuries our people have worked together on these issues, whereas Americans are more individual. It's all fine and all, but it's a very interesting distinction.
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genghisgandhi
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I'm not joking. It's actually incredibly embarrassing how shitty the USA's water defences are. Even New York will not easily withstand a tough storm. They should never have joined the Brits.

NY did withstand a tough storm [Sandy] but you are right. more needs to be done. I say that as someone who grew up 4 blocks from the beach as well
Neo Evil11
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NY did withstand a tough storm [Sandy] but you are right. more needs to be done. I say that as someone who grew up 4 blocks from the beach as well

Dude, when Sandy hit you were all shitting your pants. Wasn't even a tough storm.



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Neo Evil11
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#660
I know how you can open the conversation:
I know the Delta Works have been declared one of the Seven Wonders of the Modern World by the American Society of Civil Engineers, but trust me, I will definitely get you wet anyway.

Or the tl;dl version: Even the Delta Works can't stop me from getting you wet.
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genghisgandhi
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#661
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Dude, when Sandy hit you were all shitting your pants. Wasn't even a tough storm.




neither of those are New York
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I know how you can open the conversation:
I know the Delta Works have been declared one of the Seven Wonders of the Modern World by the American Society of Civil Engineers, but trust me, I will definitely get you wet anyway.

Or the tl;dl version: Even the Delta Works can't stop me from getting you wet.

Neo Evil11
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#662
Bottom one says NYC queens.
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ultimate-slash
Playing the tempeh
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#663
You could also go for:
I don't care if you're a dyke or not, just let me plug your hole.
Leaving the choirs behind to sing
of anything fair
of lilac spring
.
Neo Evil11
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#664
lol
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genghisgandhi
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#665
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You could also go for:
I don't care if you're a dyke or not, just let me plug your hole.

lmao my chat up notebook is filling up in no time.
WildthingJR
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#666
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I want to impress a dutch girl - what should I do?


Do not say a word and cross the border to Germany. Have fun with THOSE girls instead.
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You sir are a dick!
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
the bartender
UG's biology teacher
Join date: Nov 2009
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#667
Is that stroop leaking out of your wafel or are you just happy to see me?
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
Neo Evil11
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#669
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So...is it true you guys have big ears?

No. We do have our own country though like sco... Oh I am terribly sorry.
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Philip_pepper
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#670
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No. We do have our own country though like sco... Oh I am terribly sorry.


Oh, it's quite all right. We're gonna get a bunch of powers just like they promised us.

The powers of fvck all.
genghisgandhi
Kristaps Porzingis
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#671
how would you say 'just do it' [like the Nike slogan] in dutch?
ultimate-slash
Playing the tempeh
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#672
'Doe het' or 'Doe het gewoon' as imperative, the former sounding a bit more commanding.
Or 'Gewoon doen', which is more in line with 'ah, might as well'
WildthingJR
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#673
'Doe het maar!' might be another option. The exclamation mark is really needed though. Without it, it means something like "yeah you can go ahead and do it".