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#41
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Mine fell out of my hoodie's pocket as I was standing up.

Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#42
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
Based on three years working for a mobile phone shop, the only logical answer is clearly to take it into a shop, place it in the salesperson's hand, and fail to mention the cause of the 'water damage' until the end of the transaction.

Seriously, there isn't enough antibacterial hand gel in the world.

Christ! How many times did this happen?
#44
Luckily my partner has the same model of phone as me. So I'd fish it out, clean it up, and when she wasn't paying attention, put my SIM in her phone, and vice versa.

The perfect crime.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#45
Depends on how soiled it is, but also i don't think it would work after being dunked in a bowl of water, plus i don't think i could hold it to my face after knowing it was next to, or in some poo, no matter how much i clean it.

So yeah i would probably fish it out somehow and throw it away. Luckily i rarely use my phone on the toilet, if i do, it's just to text.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#46
Quote by metacarpi
Luckily my partner has the same model of phone as me. So I'd fish it out, clean it up, and when she wasn't paying attention, put my SIM in her phone, and vice versa.

The perfect crime.


That's genius.
#47
Quote by WCPhils
Just responding because Jetpack Joyride is the best game to play on the can.


Mah nigga.


I don't take it out of my pocket until I've sat down for this reason, TS.
Last edited by brownshirt1 at Oct 15, 2012,
#48
Quote by metacarpi
Luckily my partner has the same model of phone as me. So I'd fish it out, clean it up, and when she wasn't paying attention, put my SIM in her phone, and vice versa.

The perfect crime.


My girlfriend was talking about me and her both getting the same phone earlier today.... MWHAHAHAHAHA
#49
Can I inb4 Fap... Or has someone already done that? =/
Quote by Banjocal
sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#50
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Plastic bag -> Place hand in big, like a mitten -> Pick up phone and drop in sink -> Wash crap off phone -> Take off bag, turning it inside out -> Throw away bag.


Seriously, do none of you own/have looked after a dog in a populated area?



This, then of course place phone within a bag of rice to get rid of the moisture.
#51
i'd get one of those bolt grabbing things from my garage and grab it with that while repeatedly flushing the toilet. then i would would submerge it in alcohol, dismantle it, then allow it to dry. then i would buy a powdered antispectic (boric acid, i guess) and role in it for at least an hour but only after cutting my hands off.
#53
Grab it with tongs.

**** at least it's kind of a sterile environment. I once dropped my phone in this week old ****ing raunched out mop bucket when I was mopping at work. Just dropped it right in, the water smelled like rotten eggs and everything that is disgusting, and it was pitch black water. I went in right for it, worked fine, like didn't have a single problem.

Of course I poured all sorts of alcohol and bleach on my hands which had cuts on them and just scrubbed them in the sink endlessly.
#54
Quote by cornmancer
Christ! How many times did this happen?


A few to me. A few to other members of staff as well. I was only part time so dodged a lot of it. I'd say someone came in and made a member of staff handle a phone that'd been in a toilet without telling them first about once a week.
#57
Get the maid to fish it out
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#59
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
I would grab it, dry it, make sure the incident isn't visible or smellable and pretend it never happened. I'd also laugh uncontrollably to myself whenever someone uses it. This is all assuming it works which is unlikely.


When I read that I pictured that it happened and
#60
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Is this you?


Is that one direction?
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#61
I can't take things into the bathroom with me.
It's just weird, unsanitary, and I won't want to use them again when I leave.
Not even books.
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#62
Quote by Alex_WK
Is that one direction?

No, that's rich kids of instagram...

Quote by institutions
I can't take things into the bathroom with me.
It's just weird, unsanitary, and I won't want to use them again when I leave.
Not even books.

What? Do you smear shit all over your bathroom walls? Unless you do, it's probably not unsanitary.

Germaphobes! Whatcha gonna do?!
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Oct 15, 2012,
#63
I just want everyone to know that 5 months after prophesying that I would, I have just dropped my phone into my diahrrea filled toilet. Placed it on the ledge of the sink, but its center of gravity was on the wrong side of that ledge. It fell off, bounced off the rim of the trash can, and into the toilet where I watched it sink as I screamed ****.
Wore like 5 layers of latex gloves and got it out. Drying it in rice now and hoping for the best.
Now if you'll excuse me, I never had a chance to wipe.
Last edited by cornmancer at Jan 26, 2013,
#66
Fish it out and then weep at how many month's wages it would take to replace it, it's worth more than my car
Quote by element4433
What if the way their wieners were positioned they could only pee into each other's mouths?

And one had his finger joined to the other's butthole?

PLAY
UG
MINECRAFT



Or don't. Yeah don't.
#70
I hope you cleaned and disinfected the phone before putting it in the bowl of rice.
pinga
#71
Well at the moment, the phone I have cost £11 so I would just flush. Or take another shit
The time has come for all to see

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