eGraham
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#1
Inspired by the thread about not having sequels, and by a post someone made in it:

Quote by loose bowels
No original films, only sequels to films that don't exist.


In this thread, we will post sequels to films that do not yet exist. I will start.

Space Cats 2: Battle Station Meowlpha.
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#3
While that is a fake sequel, the first movie already exists.

I wish it weren't fake though
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#7
Quote by eGraham
While that is a fake sequel, the first movie already exists.

I wish it weren't fake though


Wait, so it has to be a fake sequel to a fake movie?

Well that's convoluted. Let me see what I can do after football...
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#8
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The Big Bang Theory Movie, Part II: The Movie Nobody Wants

I would spend good money to never see this movie.
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And have you figured out yet -


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#9
Quote by necrosis1193
Wait, so it has to be a fake sequel to a fake movie?

Well that's convoluted. Let me see what I can do after football...

Yep. A sequel to a movie/series that doesn't exist yet.

I was hoping to draw out the abstract creativness that I think lies dormant within the Pit.
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Urkel the Movie Part 2: Why Did Eminem Steal my Voice?
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#13
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Die Hard 2: Die Softer

Irrelevant but I think I just randomly stumbled on your youtube profile, Opeth fan?

On topic: Biocock 2: A big daddy teaches a big/little sister a lesson in drilling. Assuming Biocock 1 doesn't exist, which I probably shouldn't.
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Irrelevant but I think I just randomly stumbled on your youtube profile, Opeth fan?
I don't have a youtube thing lol
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#16
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Close Encounters of the Search Bar.

I don't see any threads like this, other than the sequel thread that I credited in the OP.

Unless that wasn't directed at this thread.

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Quote by eGraham
I don't see any threads like this, other than the sequel thread that I credited in the OP.

Unless that wasn't directed at this thread.


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it's a deathcore song
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it's a deathcore song

Spoilers 2:
Everyone Dies
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Spoilers 2:
Everyone Dies

Spoilers 3:
I am your father
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except that actually happened
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except that actually happened

You would think it would have been better with that huge budget.
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except that actually happened


But it wasn't a movie.....


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