behind_you
Very good!
Join date: Apr 2010
1,371 IQ
#1
Our favourite Bromentosis turns 23 in like 5 minutes!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! GET KITTEHS







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Flagon
UG Bewbie
Join date: Dec 2010
151 IQ
#3
This is a poor attempt at hiding the fact that he stalks little girls in the shower.
Dead bull with the life from the low
I'll be massive conquistador
Give me soul and show me the door
Metal heavy, soft at the core
Gimme toro, gimme some more


Steam: Mengsk
MAL
behind_you
Very good!
Join date: Apr 2010
1,371 IQ
#4
Quote by Flagon
Happy birthday momen!
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behind_you
Very good!
Join date: Apr 2010
1,371 IQ
#6
If you hate momen, you're doing it wrong
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GuitarGod_92
the Succubus Queen
Join date: Jul 2007
363 IQ
#7
Happy birthday, my love!
My name is Sestra!
She/her pronouns please!
And if you call me by my username I'll bite your dick off.

Quote by suckersdream
I'll suck your dick

Quote by ali.guitarkid7
"Everything sucks" - GuitarGod_92, 2014



<3 eastwinn <3
ilikepirates
and Pandas. :)
Join date: Jul 2009
124 IQ
#10
Quote by flxjhnlrssn
But, but... It's my birthday too!


Happy Birthday Felix
cho0onger
Six Foot Twenty
Join date: Oct 2008
119 IQ
#12
Quote by flxjhnlrssn
But, but... It's my birthday too!

ily flx

Consider my spleef suicide my gift.
Oh yeah and the other guy too, yeah.


Quote by CoreysMonster

I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

Quote by OneHappyCamper
joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
flxjhnlrssn
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2008
36 IQ
#13
Aw, thanks guys :3


And happy birthday Momie! it's a fine day you chose to be born on
<--- there's a cat picture, mkey?
daytripper75
Hold mah diiiick!
Join date: Jun 2003
2,960 IQ
#15
Happy birthday! You made my profile picture! Thanks!


Here, have this:





Holy Katana
Anarcho-Awesomist
Join date: Apr 2005
1,681 IQ
#16
I got you a Lesbian Who Looks Like Justin Bieber™.



I realize that's sort of old-hat now, but there are still a number of lesbians (whom I know you're a big fan of) who look like Justin Bieber did when he debuted.

And because typing in "lesbian" on Google Images didn't exactly get me work-safe results, and I bet most of them weren't even of actual lesbians or even bi women. So I narrowed the search terms.
Last edited by Holy Katana at Nov 10, 2012,
SteveHouse
trys hard, loves the game
Join date: Dec 2005
798 IQ
#18
happy
birth
day
dude

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

behind_you
Very good!
Join date: Apr 2010
1,371 IQ
#19
Quote by Momentosis
Wow I totally missed this thread.
D:
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Weaponized
Creaky
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#20
Happy birthday !
Quote by Neo Evil11 at #33611170
If she is poor then she is a fucking idiot despite being an atheist.


last.fm
behind_you
Very good!
Join date: Apr 2010
1,371 IQ
#22
Quote by Momentosis
Apparently this thread is terrible.


Make it better guys.
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Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#24
Happy, be your birthday. Much presents, will get you.

You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
Metallicaxp
Floating through time
Join date: Aug 2007
184 IQ
#25
Happy Birthday! From Me to You! I got you some chocolate!

In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.


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Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
4,022 IQ
#26
Happy birthday!
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
Argonaut
UG's Official Dude
Join date: Dec 2008
988 IQ
#28
I bought you a blue waffle but for some reason they wouldn't let me bring it on the site.
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#29
Quote by Argonaut
I bought you a blue waffle but for some reason they wouldn't let me bring it on the site.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
Argonaut
UG's Official Dude
Join date: Dec 2008
988 IQ
#32
Quote by Wolfinator-x


Nah... it didn't look quite like that.
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#34
Happy b-day!

(the b stands for birthday)

Happy birthdayday!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
guitarxo
cat
Join date: Oct 2008
1,647 IQ
#35
meow meow meow meow meow! I'm sure you don't need to translate that.

Why isn't your name Meowmentosis?





cat