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I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
"Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson."
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
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"smashin' one out" for wanking.

brb gonna smash one out

No but really I will
Pudding rifle.

That's what I use, mostly.
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Banned because f*ck you Hebriqui.
I'd been going for a month or so.

Quote by Peres.T.Peanut
oh **** you
Schlong (I mean, it's not that unusual, but it's pretty uncommon; only person I knew who ever used it unironically was this kid I knew in school whose parents forbade him to say "dick," and he actually obeyed them at school -- weird kid), meat whistle, Admiral Winky, porksicle, fuckpuppet, Five-Dollar Footlong, Rod Stewart, shit piston, fuckferret.
mike tyson

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