Essentially I'm looking for a fat zipper sounding pedal for a nice distorted tone. Any suggestions?
zipper.....alright then

some sort of fuzz most likely
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Quote by CaptainAmerican
I would recommend the marshal MG100

Very versatile and quality sound. It should treat you well
You mean like ripping apart velcro, right? That's a super compressed fuzz. Try a Fuzz Factory. It nails the 'zipper' sound.
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I'm not really sure what you mean without any examples, but I guess my Devi Ever Bit sounds a bit like a zipper...