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#41
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I was I was assuming they were minors.

#bantz
lol nah bish
#42
Quote by RU Experienced?
Boy, the lot of you sure give bad advice.


I don't know about you, but I think that telling Stewie not to be more like me is great advice.
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#43
Aren't you in a band that plays shows in front of crowds of strangers?

You could look at each person for a few seconds, or if it's easier you could look just over their heads at the back of the room.

Make your voice projects. Imagine you're trying to make yourself heard to someone at the very far end of the room.

And don't get a boner. That would be very embarrassing while standing up there in front of all those people judging you.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#44
Alcohol.
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#45
Quote by theogonia777
I don't know about you, but I think that telling Stewie not to be more like me is great advice.

But being more like you would be good advice for this particular predicament of his, it's only bad in every other quantifiable area.
#46
No, Stewie had to leave his band because he couldn't handle the pressure of playing live.

And I just hope that I don't ever get a boner during a presentation, since that would be really awkward.

And Stewie couldn't just be like me in that one area without being more like me in general.
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#47
Quote by theogonia777
And I just hope that I don't ever get a boner during a presentation, since that would be really awkward.

But the only people who will notice are the ones already staring at your junk and they'll probably be into it unless your pecker is small.
#48
Quote by Ometh
Shoot all the black people. Shoot them dead. DEAD.



Psh, black people in a music appreciation class. Good joke.


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Aren't you in a band that plays shows in front of crowds of strangers?



Addressing a classroom in an academic presentation by myself and drunkenly fumbling through a solo with my friends beside me are two different things.
It was my privilege
Last edited by StewieSwan at Nov 14, 2012,
#49
Quote by theogonia777
No, Stewie had to leave his band because he couldn't handle the pressure of playing live.

And I just hope that I don't ever get a boner during a presentation, since that would be really awkward.

And Stewie couldn't just be like me in that one area without being more like me in general.

Chicks with dicks are always awkward.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#51
I wouldn't worry, but it does depend on if it's a ghetto classroom; But even then, know what you're talking about. Show respect and be cool; Be the fun teacher, just be you.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#52
Each person listening to you has their own understanding. Each person on some level understands that as individuals we figure certain things out at certain times. The nature of man is an understanding nature. People naturally relate in some way to public speakers. The fear you experiences is unfounded, Ts. People's will understand.

EDIT: Also, get high on drugs, Ts.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#53
Wear your Halloween costume sword and all. Should have no problem.


*still bitter with the shame of defeat*
"Pain or damage don't end the world nor despair, nor fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead, until then you have more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
#54
First rule, NOBODY speaks when you are speaking.

Decide on what sanction you are willing to enforce and warn students. 2 warnings and the sanction is applied. If you don't do this, you will struggle.

Make eye contact. Speak loudly so the whole class can hear but not so loud that you're blasting the front row. Vary your tone to make your voice sound more interesting. Listening is a very passive activity so put a lot of emphasis on the key words of your sentence to make students focus on them.

Use open body language and smile as you talk. If you're an arm waver, gesture away from yourself. If you lose their attention, don't keep talking. Stop and put your hands on your hips (more open body language) and wait until they are ready to listen. Practice an evil stare in the mirror and crack it out for the ones who won't listen.
#55
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
First rule, NOBODY speaks when you are speaking.

Decide on what sanction you are willing to enforce and warn students. 2 warnings and the sanction is applied. If you don't do this, you will struggle.

Make eye contact. Speak loudly so the whole class can hear but not so loud that you're blasting the front row. Vary your tone to make your voice sound more interesting. Listening is a very passive activity so put a lot of emphasis on the key words of your sentence to make students focus on them.

Use open body language and smile as you talk. If you're an arm waver, gesture away from yourself. If you lose their attention, don't keep talking. Stop and put your hands on your hips (more open body language) and wait until they are ready to listen. Practice an evil stare in the mirror and crack it out for the ones who won't listen.

Wow they really do give bitch lessons in teachers school!!!!!!


Runs and hides.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
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