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raoooos
gaffer
Join date: May 2010
291 IQ
#41
Quote by Trowzaa
I was I was assuming they were minors.

#bantz
lol nah bish
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,130 IQ
#42
Quote by RU Experienced?
Boy, the lot of you sure give bad advice.


I don't know about you, but I think that telling Stewie not to be more like me is great advice.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#43
Aren't you in a band that plays shows in front of crowds of strangers?

You could look at each person for a few seconds, or if it's easier you could look just over their heads at the back of the room.

Make your voice projects. Imagine you're trying to make yourself heard to someone at the very far end of the room.

And don't get a boner. That would be very embarrassing while standing up there in front of all those people judging you.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Rossenrot
I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
Bair
UG Fanatic
Join date: Sep 2005
2,875 IQ
#44
Alcohol.
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
JackWhiteIsButts
Hard Boyled
Join date: Mar 2008
278 IQ
#45
Quote by theogonia777
I don't know about you, but I think that telling Stewie not to be more like me is great advice.

But being more like you would be good advice for this particular predicament of his, it's only bad in every other quantifiable area.
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,130 IQ
#46
No, Stewie had to leave his band because he couldn't handle the pressure of playing live.

And I just hope that I don't ever get a boner during a presentation, since that would be really awkward.

And Stewie couldn't just be like me in that one area without being more like me in general.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
Last edited by theogonia777 at Nov 14, 2012,
JackWhiteIsButts
Hard Boyled
Join date: Mar 2008
278 IQ
#47
Quote by theogonia777
And I just hope that I don't ever get a boner during a presentation, since that would be really awkward.

But the only people who will notice are the ones already staring at your junk and they'll probably be into it unless your pecker is small.
StewieSwan
Decent User
Join date: Feb 2009
5,001 IQ
#48
Quote by Ometh
Shoot all the black people. Shoot them dead. DEAD.



Psh, black people in a music appreciation class. Good joke.


Quote by ErikLensherr
Aren't you in a band that plays shows in front of crowds of strangers?



Addressing a classroom in an academic presentation by myself and drunkenly fumbling through a solo with my friends beside me are two different things.
666atheist666
Last edited by StewieSwan at Nov 14, 2012,
Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
2,486 IQ
#49
Quote by theogonia777
No, Stewie had to leave his band because he couldn't handle the pressure of playing live.

And I just hope that I don't ever get a boner during a presentation, since that would be really awkward.

And Stewie couldn't just be like me in that one area without being more like me in general.

Chicks with dicks are always awkward.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
macaroni
UG's Colourblind Guy
Join date: Sep 2007
750 IQ
#50
Get high beforehand. Worked for me
Sincerely,
Shitstirrer
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,116 IQ
#51
I wouldn't worry, but it does depend on if it's a ghetto classroom; But even then, know what you're talking about. Show respect and be cool; Be the fun teacher, just be you.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
ripple07
Clancy can't even sing
Join date: Nov 2007
594 IQ
#52
Each person listening to you has their own understanding. Each person on some level understands that as individuals we figure certain things out at certain times. The nature of man is an understanding nature. People naturally relate in some way to public speakers. The fear you experiences is unfounded, Ts. People's will understand.

EDIT: Also, get high on drugs, Ts.
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
Toadvine
Obviously, not a golfer
Join date: May 2010
819 IQ
#53
Wear your Halloween costume sword and all. Should have no problem.


*still bitter with the shame of defeat*
"Pain or damage don't end the world nor despair, nor fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead, until then you have more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
Mistress_Ibanez
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2006
994 IQ
#54
First rule, NOBODY speaks when you are speaking.

Decide on what sanction you are willing to enforce and warn students. 2 warnings and the sanction is applied. If you don't do this, you will struggle.

Make eye contact. Speak loudly so the whole class can hear but not so loud that you're blasting the front row. Vary your tone to make your voice sound more interesting. Listening is a very passive activity so put a lot of emphasis on the key words of your sentence to make students focus on them.

Use open body language and smile as you talk. If you're an arm waver, gesture away from yourself. If you lose their attention, don't keep talking. Stop and put your hands on your hips (more open body language) and wait until they are ready to listen. Practice an evil stare in the mirror and crack it out for the ones who won't listen.
Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
2,486 IQ
#55
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
First rule, NOBODY speaks when you are speaking.

Decide on what sanction you are willing to enforce and warn students. 2 warnings and the sanction is applied. If you don't do this, you will struggle.

Make eye contact. Speak loudly so the whole class can hear but not so loud that you're blasting the front row. Vary your tone to make your voice sound more interesting. Listening is a very passive activity so put a lot of emphasis on the key words of your sentence to make students focus on them.

Use open body language and smile as you talk. If you're an arm waver, gesture away from yourself. If you lose their attention, don't keep talking. Stop and put your hands on your hips (more open body language) and wait until they are ready to listen. Practice an evil stare in the mirror and crack it out for the ones who won't listen.

Wow they really do give bitch lessons in teachers school!!!!!!


Runs and hides.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.