#1
Last night I had a particularly awkward dream and I'm not quite sure how to process it.

Disclaimer: Some details may be distasteful to some, read at your own discretion.

It all began with me stumbling upon a pornographic video shoot. I immediately noticed the male star's erect penis and was dumb founded by its extraordinary length, so much so that I asked him if I could compare its size to mine. The porn star agreed and I then whipped out my penis and we began measuring and to my astoundment, his penis was more than double the length of mine!

I was then invited to stay behind the scenes and watch the filming of the video in which the male star began pounding away at the female star, anal might I add. This went on until he finished his business then he beckoned for me to come over. He stepped away from the female star, who was lying in ecstacy, and said I was welcome to have a shot of her. Of course I jumped at the chance and opted for some good old fashioned vaginal intercourse, as her anus was covered in his juices.

A few minutes in the female star opened her eyes and noticed it was now me who was having sex with her, to which she said "Oh you cheeky devil!", everyone laughed and I was told it was time for me to leave.


Thus ends my dream.

So, many people believe dreams have meanings... If this is true then what on Earth does mine mean?!
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#3
it means you think porn stars don't fake it.

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So, many people believe dreams have meanings... If this is true then what on Earth does mine mean?!


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#6
You jumped in in the middle of a porno?
It means you want penis.
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#7
Wait, so if his penis was erect and you were measuring to compare I assume yours was also erect. I also assume this state of your penis was due to his erectness. In short, you want penis. Long ones. In your asshole. With juices.
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sounds like youre just wang-thirsty

i prescribe male interaction of the peenular kind


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This is my fantasy
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Gay.
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#18
Could be one or more of these things

1-You watch too much porn.
2-You have low self esteem.
3-You are worried about the size of your penis.

I wouldn't worry too much about it though, i have crazy dreams and i used to take them seriously, but now i take it with a pinch of salt.
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#19
ACKWARD
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#20
When I was reading this I forgot it was a dream
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#21
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I immediately noticed the male star's erect penis and was dumb founded by its extraordinary length, so much so that I asked him if I could compare its size to mine. The porn star agreed and I then whipped out my penis and we began measuring and to my astoundment, his penis was more than double the length of mine!
Six inches is hardly dumbfounding.
#23
I nearly wee'd reading this, and the responses.

Shit. I bet TS is thinking about my wang now.
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#25
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Six inches is hardly dumbfounding.

Why do you know how long ts's dick is? ಠ_ಠ
#26
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Why do you know how long ts's dick is? ಠ_ಠ

Because his mum walked in on him in the bathroom one day and was concerned about how it would affect his sex life. To which I responded, "what sex life?" then we both had a good laugh and she agreed to anal.

True story.
#27
I means you want a guy with a big dick, and the girl symbolized your false attraction for female and something. Idk, I don`t feel like finishing this.

You gay ts.
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HILT!

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#29
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A few minutes in the female star opened her eyes and noticed it was now me who was having sex with her, to which she said "Oh you cheeky devil!", everyone laughed and I was told it was time for me to leave.

Brilliant.
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A few minutes in the female star opened her eyes and noticed it was now me who was having sex with her, to which she said "Oh you cheeky devil!", everyone laughed and I was told it was time for me to leave.



Sounds like the reaction of a fat, british, middle aged woman who works in a local antiques shop
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#34
You didn't finish?

Fucking lame.

It means you're afraid of commitment.

Commitment to blowing your load on her face.
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You didn't finish?

Fucking lame.

It means you're afraid of commitment.

Commitment to blowing your load on her face.

He stopped because everyone laughed at him which means he's ashamed of his very small dick.