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Trowzaa
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#42
It's just saying "hosted on minitokyo.net"
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Trowzaa
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#44
Not 'Murican enough.
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happytimeharry
Sentry the Defiant
Join date: Oct 2005
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#46
You're in KCMO, take her to a show at the Midland or something. That place is classy as hell. There isn't really fuck all to do in KC, though. Maybe you could also go to the Nelson-Atkins museum.

edit: Yeah, Dethklok is playing on Saturday. If that ain't romantic I don't know what is.
Last edited by happytimeharry at Nov 15, 2012,
Trowzaa
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#47
I'll probably get bored of it within 2 days, rest assured.
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Pagan_Poetry
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Join date: Apr 2009
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#48
Quote by Trowzaa
I'll probably get bored of it within 2 days, rest assured.


And then move onto what? What? Because you're bored of Totoro too, and he was the best avatar you could have ever had
MinterMan22
only smells
Join date: Nov 2007
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#49
if you live near a body of water, take her to a café/somewhat classy place for coffee/llunch/dinner and then afterwards go sit near it or something. gilrs like rwater
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Trowzaa
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#50
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
And then move onto what? What? Because you're bored of Totoro too, and he was the best avatar you could have ever had


Probably this
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MinterMan22
only smells
Join date: Nov 2007
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#51
Quote by ErikLensherr
With your disco stick ****ing deep into her vaginal bacon buffet, the sensation of your jebend smashing her cervix will make her quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The pounding of your turd-herder will be so vigorous, you'll soon found your scroto baggins joining her cream reaper deep in her cocoa channel. Extrude a giant footlong fudge bullet on her breasticles just so you ccan suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from her devil's bagpipe will have you coated like a plasterer's radio. Munch on her flappy meal, even though she'd had the painters in for the best part of a week.

youj ust finish 50 shades of grey or something?
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Danjo's Guitar
UG's Math/Physics Major
Join date: Jun 2007
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#53
I'm pretty sure if there were pit mad libs, 90% if the time every single blank would be filled in with f*ck.

TS, do some mad libs and fill every blank in with f*ck. Then f*ck.

edit: why is the f word still censored...
Pagan_Poetry
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#54
Quote by Danjo's Guitar
I'm pretty sure if there were pit mad libs, 90% if the time every single blank would be filled in with f*ck.

TS, do some mad libs and fill every blank in with f*ck. Then f*ck.

edit: why is the f word still censored...


I did one!


If you sexually want to piss about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was sucked, and what my gay childhood was like, and how my condoms were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Moses kind of puppy, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to fuck the cunt. In the first place, that stuff shags me, and in the second place, my condoms would have about -0 assholes apiece if I told anything pretty cunting about them. They're quite faggoty about anything like that, especially my axel_fox.
Trowzaa
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#55
Okay.
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Joshua Garcia
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#57
Take her to the liquor store and let her choose whatever the hell she wants. Works every time.
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Trowzaa
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#58
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Mein Neighbor Thozoroch


What the hell is a Thozoroch?
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Danjo's Guitar
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#59
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
I did one!


If you sexually want to piss about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was sucked, and what my gay childhood was like, and how my condoms were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Moses kind of puppy, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to fuck the cunt. In the first place, that stuff shags me, and in the second place, my condoms would have about -0 assholes apiece if I told anything pretty cunting about them. They're quite faggoty about anything like that, especially my axel_fox.


Yep, close enough. Still, I suppose it could be entertaining. Always funnier to read them out loud though.
Pagan_Poetry
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#60
Quote by Trowzaa
What the hell is a Thozoroch?



Quote by Danjo's Guitar
Yep, close enough. Still, I suppose it could be entertaining. Always funnier to read them out loud though.


True!
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lolmnt
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#61
Relationship thread.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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