#1
i was lying awake in bed trying to fall asleep and i was just thinking about stupid shit, like you do, and i was like "yeah 4-20, wassup with that, fukin stoners" and then a couple of minutes later, i turn around in bed and my phone is right there, and the light is on. im like wat, it didnt make a noise or anything indicating that i got a text or whatever, so i pick it up, and the clock is 4:20



so do you have any crazy superhuman mind powers like me
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#3
I can tell time.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#4
I can determine characteristics of objects using my nose and my tongue
#6
i can do this weird noise with my mouth that

sounds like ufo

it scares some dogs

they call me

well actually

some callme

dog man
#7
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I can tell time.


lol
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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#8
I have a strange ability to make people look at me, if i stare at the back of a strangers head from across a crowded room for instance they'll usually turn around and make eye contact with me
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#10
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I have a strange ability to make people look at me, if i stare at the back of a strangers head from across a crowded room for instance they'll usually turn around and make eye contact with me

Me too, man. We should create a league of some sort.

I can also make people ask me if I'm high.
#11
Quite often I'll think of a certain scene or funny line from a TV show, and within a week that very episode will air.
#12
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I have a strange ability to make people look at me, if i stare at the back of a strangers head from across a crowded room for instance they'll usually turn around and make eye contact with me

Yea dude, that happens to me everyday on the train.

Worst power ever.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#13
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I have a strange ability to make people look at me, if i stare at the back of a strangers head from across a crowded room for instance they'll usually turn around and make eye contact with me
STORY OF MY LIFE.

We must make a crime fighting league.
#14
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Quite often I'll think of a certain scene or funny line from a TV show, and within a week that very episode will air.


Has the same ever happened to you, except with music, Mr. Gale?

#15
Ever notice how a lot of movies set in the future suggest that we'll be developing psychic powers?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#16
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Ever notice how a lot of movies set in the future suggest that we'll be developing psychic powers?


Really?

Name 100...
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#17
I can count to potato.
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#18
I have the power that when I open my mouth and speak, people ignore me and walk away.
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.


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