ErikLensherr
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#1
And you get remarried, what do you believe will happen once you, your first wife, and your second wife are in heaven?

Will you go back to your first, stick with the second, or live in a sort of polygamous 3-way with both? What if they don't like each other?
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#2
This is something I've always wondered.

Even as an atheist this thought disturbs me.
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#3
You get to bang two chicks at the same time.

I mean, it's ****ing HEAVEN! Everybody is banging two chicks.
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#4
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#5
I'm pretty sure it's "Til death do us part", so at that point it all really depends on what you all want to do.
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You get to bang two chicks at the same time.

I mean, it's ****ing HEAVEN! Everybody is banging two chicks.


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#7
When I was christian I just thought of heaven as being in a blissful state with god and nothing else.
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Quote by element4433
You get to bang two chicks at the same time.

I mean, it's ****ing HEAVEN! Everybody is banging two chicks.

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#9
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I watched that movie on Thanksgiving with my family and everybody laughed super hard at that part and then we were like "Wait...is it okay that we all laughed there?"
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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I watched that movie on Thanksgiving with my family and everybody laughed super hard at that part and then we were like "Wait...is it okay that we all laughed there?"


hahaha

i always liked that part just because he knew exactly what he wanted out of life.
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#12
Correct me if I'm wrong, as I am not religious nor do I know much about it, but I always thought when people die they all go to their personal heaven. I don't think it's one huge place where everyone goes. So that first wife (assuming she liked/loved you) would be with "you" for all eternity in her heaven, and if you truly loved them both equally, then they'd both be there willing to 3 way you every night in your heaven, and the second wife would have "you" as well in her heaven.
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#13
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hahaha

i always liked that part just because he knew exactly what he wanted out of life.
Yeah, the timing is perfect. It's not even something he has to think about. So quick with the answer.

Anyways, that's a great movie that I love, but I always forget to include it in my favorite comedies.
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#14
Quote by naedauuf
Correct me if I'm wrong, as I am not religious nor do I know much about it, but I always thought when people die they all go to their personal heaven. I don't think it's one huge place where everyone goes. So that first wife (assuming she liked/loved you) would be with "you" for all eternity in her heaven, and if you truly loved them both equally, then they'd both be there willing to 3 way you every night in your heaven, and the second wife would have "you" as well in her heaven.

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Yeah, the timing is perfect. It's not even something he has to think about. So quick with the answer.

Anyways, that's a great movie that I love, but I always forget to include it in my favorite comedies.


Exactly.

Holy shit, I'm the same way. Every time I watch it it cements itself as a favorite, then just kinda fades back. Every performance is great for it, though.
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#16
False trichotomy. Everything is perfect in heaven and everybody loves everybody and God.
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#17
Quote by naedauuf
Correct me if I'm wrong, as I am not religious nor do I know much about it, but I always thought when people die they all go to their personal heaven. I don't think it's one huge place where everyone goes. So that first wife (assuming she liked/loved you) would be with "you" for all eternity in her heaven, and if you truly loved them both equally, then they'd both be there willing to 3 way you every night in your heaven, and the second wife would have "you" as well in her heaven.


Enter the Void

You either love it or hate it, but either way it will change your perspective on how the after life exists.

I suggest anyone to see it you're interested in seeing someone die, become a soul, relive the memories of their life prior and reincarnate.
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#18
Til death do us part. Once you die, marriage is finito.
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#19
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I was always taught that everyone will be on the same server



Anyway, yeah, I always wondered what the "accepted" view is. I was always taught that heaven is basically you being all doped up on god and not caring about anything but worshiping for eternity. I always thought that was lame, and there should be more super nintendo.
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#20
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Enter the Void

You either love it or hate it, but either way it will change your perspective on how the after life exists.

I suggest anyone to see it you're interested in seeing someone die, become a soul, relive the memories of their life prior and reincarnate.

I should try watching that again. I got to the part where his sister learns the news and couldn't watch it anymore. Something about it just made it.. I don't know, boring to watch.
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Office Space is in my top 3 all time favorites.

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#23

...modes and scales are still useless.


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False trichotomy. Everything is perfect in heaven and everybody loves everybody and God.


Brilliant way to not answer the question.
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#25
I always wondered about this too. I imagine the 2 spouses are forced to duel and the loser goes to hell.
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Quote by element4433
You get to bang two chicks at the same time.

I mean, it's ****ing HEAVEN! Everybody is banging two chicks.

Fuck off man, I want dicks everywhere!
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#27
I am glad you asked The Pit this, a forum renowned for its large percentage of Christian widowers.
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#29
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You get to bang two chicks at the same time.

I mean, it's ****ing HEAVEN! Everybody is banging two chicks.

Yes!
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#30
Some Sadducees asked Jesus a question like this with their story of a woman that married seven brothers who died one after the other, and asked whose wife would she be in the resurrection (Sadducees weren't believers in the resurrection). Their answer from Jesus was: "You are mistaken not knowing the Scriptures nor the power of God. For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels of God in heaven." That's in Matthew chapter 22 if you want to read the whole account for yourself.
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You'll be dead, and they'll be dead.

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