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#42
I actually thought I was horrible at singing, but after lots of pressure to go up and sing, people said I was good and asked me to sing again.

I personally find the key is to pick songs that kind of fit your voice. I mean, if you have a deep voice, you wont want to sing rush, but maybe some stone temple pilots
#43
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Oh..... Well, atleast they were honest with you....

You do suck, and you have much worl to do if you wanna improve.
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#44
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They're right. You do suck.


Duck you man, you ducking broke my heart.
You motherducking grasshole.
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#45
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Duck you man, you ducking broke my heart.
You motherducking grasshole.

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#46
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Duck you man, you ducking broke my heart.
You motherducking grasshole.


Oh my.......

Someone has to sig this
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#47
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Duck you man, you ducking broke my heart.
You motherducking grasshole.



See my edit, man.
#48
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Edit:
Though, upon reflection, are you sure that this song is really a good one for your vocal range? You seem to be stretching your voice even on the "lower" notes.


So you are saying I should do something lower? Like ZZ top? Or Bee Gees?
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#49
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Oh lawdy it's funnier than I thought.

Sorry bro, you need some singing lessons if you don't want to suck.

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Duck you man, you ducking broke my heart.
You motherducking grasshole.

I don't cuss either, but this is just... dignity-shattering.
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#52
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I don't cuss either, but this is just... dignity-shattering.

Do you really not cuss? I don't mean any disrespect, but I only know one person that doesn't, so....


And dat soundcloud was hilarious.
#53
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Do you really not cuss? I don't mean any disrespect, but I only know one person that doesn't, so....


And dat soundcloud was hilarious.

Never. The worst I'll say is hell. Personally, I don't consider that a cuss word, but some people do.
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#58
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Though to TS, thank you for the chuckles


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#59
Regardless of whether you're trolling or not, and whether or not you do sing well...

If other people say you sound worse than you think you do, really concentrate on/practise actually listening to your voice when you sing. I'm not talking about pitch, which a lot of people focus on but is arguably easier to control - I'm talking about the tonality of your voice.

Most people can learn to sing in tune fairly easily, but learning to control your voice and shape it into different tones is much more difficult (for me/people I've spoken to, anyway) and a lot of people will sub-consciously hear what they want to hear/are aiming for, tone-wise, instead of what they actually sound like.

Singing into a mic, through a PA, helps while you're still new to the concept of hearing yourself properly, as you hear less of the vibrations in your head that give a false impression of the sound leaving your mouth. Another key thing is finding your voice, in the sense that you aren't trying to put on an accent you aren't used to (many people try to sound American, even if they come from other countries and don't even speak English as a native language!) because your natural voice will typically dictate what your singing voice is most comfortable with - the exception being cover band singers, who are able to imitate the sound of other vocalists but I would argue they probably have their own voice which they could do a lot more with if they were singing original songs.
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#60
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So you are saying I should do something lower? Like ZZ top? Or Bee Gees?

I'm saying you should do something in your vocal range. I can't really tell you what your range is. I do know you're not the only one who can't sing "Stairway".
#61
You could just cookie monster a whole song like striped, raped and strangled.
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#63
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Everyone of your fuc***g posts names this song.

We get it! You are a bad ass because you listen to music that is so hardcore they write songs called I Cum Blood. It doesn't carry the same shock value or humor the millionth time we hear it that it did the first time. So do us all a favor and try to find another way to shock us. The shock value on this one ran out a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNG time ago.

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#64
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If they say you suck then you probably suck.

This.

I'm glad my friends told me long, long ago that I suck at singing. Better crushing my spirits while I'm young than harbouring a delusion into adulthood and risking serious humiliation.
#65
Lol at TS, this is the best thread. TS you're the best at singing, and I believe in you.
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#66
I know I am a hypocrite for what said
I know I am a hypocrite for what I did
I know I am a hypocrite for how I lived
I know I am a hypocrite, I wish I could take it all back
But I have to live with the fact that I did all of that
But I have to die with the fact that I did all of that
The only way out is to kill myself
The only way out is to overdose
Would it be better if I die by my hand?
To take my own life and pray for forgiveness, my friend?

I'm empty inside, no reason to live
I've done too much that I can't forgive
I swear to you though, I'm not suicidal
I just want to be dead, to forget these denials
To end of all of these stupid portrayals
The only way out is to kill myself
The only way to live is to cut it out

Will you forgive me if I kill myself?
Would you forget me if I swung by a noose?
Will you forgive me if I kill myself?
Would you forget me if I blow my brains out?
Will you forgive the things I have done?
Forget all Of the things that I did wrong?

I'll die full of anger
Never knowing the answer
I live with remorse
For never lifting this curse
I'll die with a purpose
To end all the sadness and pain I have caused
I live with regret
For never having a true gift
I'll die without sadness
I'll kill myself to end all the voices


Can't tell if this is actually that bad
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