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Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,722 IQ
#41
That poor sandwich. How can you be so cold? It's not easy being a sandwich... All ready to be eaten and what not.

Last time I lost my wallet, it was hiding behind my hat. So I beat it up some to set an example to the other hats. Don't shelter my wallet from me.
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Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
Duffman123
A cookie full of arsenic
Join date: Mar 2009
2,383 IQ
#42
I lost my wallet today as well, it also had a picture of your mum in it
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,541 IQ
#43
Quote by Duffman123
I lost my wallet today as well, it also had a picture of your mum in it

At least they're pretty easy to come on by.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Duffman123
A cookie full of arsenic
Join date: Mar 2009
2,383 IQ
#44
Quote by eGraham
At least they're pretty easy to come on by.

And they're also easy to come on.


wait a second.....
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#45
well, i found my wallet

goddamn it
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lots of really smart stuff
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#46
Quote by Burgery
well, i found my wallet

goddamn it


palm mute
Reserved User
Join date: Nov 2009
280 IQ
#47
Sorry for moving your wallet bro.
In my heart I'm with you

every night
Ssargentslayer
Registered Abuser
Join date: Sep 2007
782 IQ
#48
I love stories! One time I lost my credit card then canceled it immediately then I found it on my desk.
Morphogenesis26
UG Nerd
Join date: Apr 2011
468 IQ
#49
Should have offered to eat the girl in exchange for it.

I mean, you're getting ham either way, so.
stratman_13
666lb bongsession
Join date: Jun 2007
2,002 IQ
#50
Quote by afatguitarist
Cancel any cards you have and get a new drivers lisence if you have one.

This was going to be my legitimate post.

But since you already got it covered, *insert typical witty insult to Burg here*.

Edit: Oh, you found it?

Good.
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