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#41
That poor sandwich. How can you be so cold? It's not easy being a sandwich... All ready to be eaten and what not.

Last time I lost my wallet, it was hiding behind my hat. So I beat it up some to set an example to the other hats. Don't shelter my wallet from me.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#42
I lost my wallet today as well, it also had a picture of your mum in it
#43
Quote by Duffman123
I lost my wallet today as well, it also had a picture of your mum in it

At least they're pretty easy to come on by.
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I wish I was American.

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#44
Quote by eGraham
At least they're pretty easy to come on by.

And they're also easy to come on.


wait a second.....
#45
well, i found my wallet

goddamn it
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#48
I love stories! One time I lost my credit card then canceled it immediately then I found it on my desk.
#50
Quote by afatguitarist
Cancel any cards you have and get a new drivers lisence if you have one.

This was going to be my legitimate post.

But since you already got it covered, *insert typical witty insult to Burg here*.

Edit: Oh, you found it?

Good.
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