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Quote by Philip_pepper
Thank you Donglover.

I needed that.

*tips hat*
Phils' sloppy seconds.

no homo
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.

Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.

I make music sometimes.
That sounds very scientific
Quote by CaptainCanti
it wouldn't surprise me if UG goes down within the next couple months, along with other privately owned sites

December 14, 2017
teeth. I'm pretty sure most of us would have slept with teeth under or near our pillows at some point. And thats pretty ****in weird.
I have never slept with anything weird. My bed is for sleeping and sleeping only, so I don't put anything on it except sleep-related material.
i fell asleep with my gutiar once

i woke up hugging a panda doll that i have no iedea where it came form
..still dont still have it

stray animals love to use me a warm bed hen i fal asleep in the park
ive woken up with dogs and cats on me
semi-related, i got an awful sunburn one day. like so bad i couldn't get out of bed and it looked like i might even have to go to the doctor. instead i got distilled white vinegar, put it in an empty spray bottle and coated myself with it. even poured it in while drawing a bath to soak in it. heard it would completely take the sting out.

all it did was make me/my room/my bathroom smell like vinegar for a few days.
one easter i slept on chocolate and woke up thinking i shit myself what with squishy melted chcocolate all over my ass
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
I fell asleep next to a dead catfish one night last summer...
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
I've slept with my guitar before. It's the only girl that I can make howl.

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