Poll: Are you a chubby chaser?
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58 25%
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178 75%
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shavorules42
UG Board King
Join date: Sep 2008
697 IQ
#321
Quote by Moonlit101
In my opinion, it doesnt really matter to much.. in a certain extend because if the person is unhealthy big then No not very attractive and if the guys i'm dating weighs the same as me then we will have problems because I don't like twigs

Do you know Ryan Thomas or Ben Miglin?
Quote by element4433
Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


Quote by blake1221
If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
N_J_B_B
Nicko.
Join date: Jul 2006
1,326 IQ
#322
Quote by WCPhils
Sure, feel free to make a thread

What NJBB said doesn't really make sense though since no one here is talking about girls that use this site, just about which body types they find attractive


I was more referring to this:
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#323
Quote by shavorules42
I'm half black so I tend to like my girls thick. What about you Pit?

I think you're racist trying to imply that us white boys haven't got the dick for a thick chick... I also think you must want fat children one day.

Also, /thread.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#324
Half black half what?

Lemmie guess, you're half black and half white, but since ain't no one ever seen nothing else where you're from, you neglected to say the half white part... Damn... You asian?
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
megano28
*Snickers Nefariously*
Join date: Feb 2009
1,261 IQ
#326
Quote by jambi_mantra
They do. Every time an actor goes shirtless. Everytime sports are on. To say that men don't come under the same kind of scrutiny is stupid. The only difference is men don't really care about other men whereas women care about other women.


This

I'm absolutely fed up with the myth that men don't face body issues, or that women have it way worse.

Anyone in doubt of this only has to visit a pool and take a poll of how many boys try to get into the pool with a shirt on. I've been a pool guy for most of my life and when I worked in a lockeroom, I couldn't tell you how many times I had overweight kids practically beg me to let them swim with their shirts on.

Just how the media gives these women very small frames and discourages traits that aren't 'feminine' or petite, guys are fed this image of masculinity. Older generations give a ton of shit to the pudgy or overly thin kid for not being "man" enough etc.

And you want to see some body issues? Talk to men about penis size, watch the insecurities come out.

Just because men don't have thousands of articles over these things, it doesn't mean they aren't prevalent, trust me. Or don't, visit a porn site and you'll be bombarded with the penis supplement ads
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

Quote by EndThecRinge51
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
Last edited by megano28 at Jan 20, 2013,
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#327
Quote by megano28
Talk to me about penis size, watch the insecurities come out.

Truth. Insecurities in men are somehow overlooked, but are almost as prevalent as in women.

I almost said 'just as prevalent', but I'm a man and I don't have the same amount of insecurities as a woman, that's just a scientific fact
Last edited by whywefight at Jan 20, 2013,
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#328
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
megano28
*Snickers Nefariously*
Join date: Feb 2009
1,261 IQ
#329
Quote by whywefight
Truth. Insecurities in men are somehow overlooked, but are almost as prevalent as in women.

I almost said 'just as prevalent', but I'm a man and I don't have the same amount of insecurities as a woman, that's just a scientific fact


That was meant to say men

Now that looks bad >.>
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

Quote by EndThecRinge51
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#331
Quote by megano28
That was meant to say men

Now that looks bad >.>

That's fantastic

I thought you were just being exceptionally up-front about the issue
megano28
*Snickers Nefariously*
Join date: Feb 2009
1,261 IQ
#332
It's the most I've ever incriminated myself

Literally anything I say to explain it makes me sound insecure.

Fuck
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

Quote by EndThecRinge51
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#333
Just think of it as taking one for the team. The more you screw up, the more right you are. Appreciate it while it lasts, the world doesn't usually work like that
ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#334
Quote by megano28
Talk to me about penis size

http://hahgay.com/
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Rossenrot
I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
AllJudasPriest
UG's Parrot
Join date: May 2007
14,560 IQ
#335
A guys weight is, to a point, irrelevant to me. What is relevant id that they must be tall. I never want to have to look down or even kind of eye to eye with a guy, so he must be 6'5+.

Generally guys that height are well built usually so I guess being overweight is slightly a factor.
megano28
*Snickers Nefariously*
Join date: Feb 2009
1,261 IQ
#336
Quote by whywefight
Just think of it as taking one for the team. The more you screw up, the more right you are. Appreciate it while it lasts, the world doesn't usually work like that


You quoted me though FUFUFU

Really though, it was very true. We've all gone through that phase when we're young and naive. You look at horsedick mofos in porn movies and wonder why your piece isn't hanging half way down your thigh. You grow up and slowly accept and eventually embrace what you've been given, but it's an issue no doubt.

The only real difference is that women can't hide their breast size, while men don't give the 'big' reveal until later in the relationship. It doesn't mean that society hasn't created an expectation, and if you feel that you aren't up to par, it could be a time full of anxiety and fear of rejection.

Just saying, it's not all glory being a man. There's a plethora of issues that they face, and currently, it seems as if we have no right to claim any hardship because "women have had it worse" etc..

Quote by ErikLensherr



I'm just realizing how effective of a defense that typo created.

Muahahaha
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

Quote by EndThecRinge51
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
Last edited by megano28 at Jan 20, 2013,
willT08
Banned
Join date: Jul 2009
2,923 IQ
#337
Check your fucking privilege Megano. Nothing bad happens to men and everyone knows it.
AllJudasPriest
UG's Parrot
Join date: May 2007
14,560 IQ
#338
Quote by megano28
You quoted me though FUFUFU

Really though, it was very true. We've all gone through that phase when we're young and naive. You look at horsedick mofos in porn movies and wonder why your piece isn't hanging half way down your thigh. You grow up and slowly accept and eventually embrace what you've been given, but it's an issue no doubt.

The only real difference is that women can't hide their breast size, while men don't give the 'big' reveal until later in the relationship. It doesn't mean that society hasn't created an expectation, and if you feel that you aren't up to par, it could be a time full of anxiety and fear of rejection.

Just saying, it's not all glory being a man. There's a plethora of issues that they face, and currently, it seems as if we have no right to claim any hardship because "women have had it worse" etc..
Why spend time watching porn? Just go get the real thing...
MakinLattes
fully retractable
Join date: Mar 2007
1,097 IQ
#339
Let's start a "are you a micropenis chaser" thread.
megano28
*Snickers Nefariously*
Join date: Feb 2009
1,261 IQ
#340
Quote by AllJudasPriest
Why spend time watching porn? Just go get the real thing...

How old are you?
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

Quote by EndThecRinge51
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
AllJudasPriest
UG's Parrot
Join date: May 2007
14,560 IQ
#341
Quote by MakinLattes
Let's start a "are you a micropenis chaser" thread.
Then 90% of the men in the Pit would think we wanted them.
Quote by megano28
How old are you?
Old enough. Is it really that important?
Last edited by AllJudasPriest at Jan 20, 2013,
jambi_mantra
Is actually English
Join date: Dec 2006
740 IQ
#342
Quote by megano28
How old are you?


Like 50. Srs.
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


@gossage91
@overtimefitnessau
megano28
*Snickers Nefariously*
Join date: Feb 2009
1,261 IQ
#343
Quote by AllJudasPriest
Then 90% of the men in the Pit would think we wanted them.Old enough. Is it really that important?


I made it pretty clear that it was a thought process of a younger male.

You suggest less porn and more actual sex. This all despite the vast majority of kids that age still being virgins, despite what they all claim.

The fact that you assume that pornography is perfectly interchangeable with sex makes me question whether you have the mental capability to have me continue explaining why your suggestion was nothing short of ludicrous.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

Quote by EndThecRinge51
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
TSmitty6
In the traphouse
Join date: Aug 2006
300 IQ
#345
I like girls over 115lbs generally. I don't mind a little stomach if it means she has hips. Skinny girls have nothing to grab on to, no hips to grab onto for doggystyle. Just as some women want muscles on guys, I want curves on girls.


I'd go for 140, 150lbs max if she was taller. I'm 170lbs, so that's big for me. I liked girls that build since I was 140lbs as well.
58-32 NFL Thread Pick Em.
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,141 IQ
#347
Quote by VillainousLatin
Man, if only it were that easy


It isn't?
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


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omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
VillainousLatin
UG Newbie
Join date: Jul 2010
317 IQ
#348
Quote by theogonia777
It isn't?


No, I mean, ,I could always whip out my dick and flail it around hoping a few girls catch a glimpse of that act and swoon over me, but they'd probably just laugh.
shavorules42
UG Board King
Join date: Sep 2008
697 IQ
#349
Quote by VillainousLatin
No, I mean, ,I could always whip out my dick and flail it around hoping a few girls catch a glimpse of that act and swoon over me, but they'd probably just laugh.

#MicropenisProbz
Quote by element4433
Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


Quote by blake1221
If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
JeanMi36
Muse > You
Join date: Dec 2007
271 IQ
#350
I prefer Christina Hendricks over Taylor Swift.
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
Last edited by JeanMi36 at Jan 20, 2013,
shavorules42
UG Board King
Join date: Sep 2008
697 IQ
#352
So am I going to have to be the one to start the "Are You a Micropenis Chaser?" thread?
Quote by element4433
Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


Quote by blake1221
If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#353
Quote by shavorules42
So am I going to have to be the one to start the "Are You a Micropenis Chaser?" thread?

That was you? Glad I'm not you.

I actually saw that thread and, saw that it had been locked too.


Seriously, each to their own desires, I guess.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.