#1
dshiznit1969: What is it with
dshiznit1969: guys showing girls their dick?!
dshiznit1969: Do guys find their dick so handsome
dshiznit1969: that they just want to share it?!
dshiznit1969: ...

~like 10 min later~


dshiznit1969: SRSLY
dshiznit1969: wtf is it with guys sending dick pics?!
dshiznit1969: hmm
dshiznit1969: MAybe girls like dick pics?
dshiznit1969: And I am not aware?
dshiznit1969: They know something I don't know?
dshiznit1969: ...must remember to investigate further

/me going off on aim

As far as I'm aware guys don't look up or get off on pics of vaginas. So what in the hell is going through these peoples minds? And don't tell me that It's just these disturbed individuals because I know there are guys out there that do that whole taking pics of their genelatalia. Don't ask how I know.

So is there unspoken thing I don't know about those kinds of pics?
I get it would make sense if you wanna show off girth and size. But I don't think It's like looking at pictures of delicious meals and then getting hungry...

..

Or maybe it is that. Wth.
#2
You're definitely gay.
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#3
Could've just asked me bro, didn't have to make a thread. PM'd.
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#5
As far as I'm aware guys don't look up or get off on pics of vaginas.

wat
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#9
Quote by Morphogenesis26
Think about licking the inside of a vagina.

How does it make you feel?


This comes down to quite a few variable scenarios.

Is the vagina dirty?
Does it have roast beef lips?
Is there a river of blood spewing out?
Is it consensual?
ayy lmao
#10
Quote by chookiecookie
This comes down to quite a few variable scenarios.

Is the vagina dirty?
Does it have roast beef lips?
Is there a river of blood spewing out?
Is it consensual?


No
No
No
Yes
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
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No
No
No
Yes


Then how is it fun??

At least throw in a maybe to 2/4 of the options.
ayy lmao
Last edited by chookiecookie at Jan 18, 2013,
#12
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
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As far as I'm aware guys don't look up or get off on pics of vaginas.

This doesn't help either.
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#14
Ask him if he likes [insert Asian style of art here], if he says yes then he's a paedophile. Alternatively, ask him if he likes MLP.

Also, you're gay.
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#15
Quote by chookiecookie
This comes down to quite a few variable scenarios.

Is the vagina dirty?
Does it have roast beef lips?
Is there a river of blood spewing out?
Is it consensual?


Yes
yes
yes
no
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#16
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Yes
yes
yes
no


You, my fine sir, certainly know what makes a vagina good.
ayy lmao
Last edited by chookiecookie at Jan 18, 2013,
#17
You never get turned on by a nice axe wound?

Something wrong with you...
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#19
What the hell is the first section of the OP?

TS, the dick is really the only sensual part of a guy; what else are they going look up pictures of?
#21
Quote by conor-figgy
What the hell is the first section of the OP?

TS, the dick is really the only sensual part of a guy; what else are they going look up pictures of?

balls, butthole, inside the butthole, gooch, armpit, earlobe

open your mind man
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#22
My girlfriend asks for pictures of mine sometimes. Some girls like it, some don't. You know how stuff like that is. Not everybody's gonna go crazy over it, but somebody will.
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#23
Quote by NarwhalG2G
My girlfriend asks for pictures of mine sometimes. Some girls like it, some don't. You know how stuff like that is. Not everybody's gonna go crazy over it, but somebody will.

Wait, what thread is this? What am I reading?
#25
Based on OP's user title and location, I believe it is safe to infer that he/she is an alien in the disguise of a human being, trying to learn the ways of mammalian sexuality.
#26
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Wait, what thread is this? What am I reading?

Ah, shit. Titles with discussions inside that are talking about different stuff.

She's the same age as me. I swear
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#27
It's kind of like, "you know you want this " or "hehe, I want that". Just turning someone on with a picture, and later ****ing them, ideally.
#28
Quote by Phazon
As far as I'm aware guys don't look up or get off on pics of vaginas.

Who? Huh? Whaaaaa?
Either you are SERIOUSLY A-sexual or you're a weirdo.
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#32
wat is this i dont even
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#33
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I recommend finding small versions of everyday items to make your dick look comically huge. Like, put a shrimp fork on your dick and it'll look like a baguette.


LOL!

I imagined a penis with a top hat
#35
I like to think about the girl a little bit before taking the shot. That way she knows its for her... plus it gets me a little fluffy.
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#37
I declare that everyone stops reading this thread


that is all
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