#1
RANDOM SENTENCE GENERATOR TIME!!!

Random Sentence Generator

Post some funny ones you find.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#3
When will a nastiest sexist result?
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#5
When will the orange gender retract a conflict?
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#6
the havoc befriends the container
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#7
Random Sentence: When will a shadow arrive?


Random Paragraph: When will My Dick return below Your Mom? My Dick starves after Your Mom. When will My Dick truncate an offhand leadership? The riot fails My Dick.
#8
The uninteresting bigotry unlocks a cat.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#9
Another diary guns jjfeu662. The passage moans beside the restricted comparison. Why can't the leg assert burgery? A sworn grass attends.
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#10
A concerto facilitates the probable component.
"Music snobbery is the worst kind of snobbery. 'Oh, you like those noises? Those sounds in your ear? Do you like them? They're the wrong sounds. You should like these sounds in your ear.'"
- Dara O'Briain
#13
The twentieth relative borders a nested sugar.

And yes, tukk, some of my threads have been lame.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#15
Swear this is how Russian Sparowes generate their song/album titles.


Above a dashed token sweeps an exhausted anniversary.
Why does the scope calculate?
The closet assorts the scattering blurb.

New ep.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#16
The Mars Volta breaks up, but at least we have the technology to recreate Cedric's lyrics.
Jet propulsion disengage.

Quote by Xiaoxi
^I love your username
#18
Does the desperate trash suffer behind the desert?

(Reminded me a little of all the ET cartridges buried in the desert)
#20
Quote by Pandaphagist
The Mars Volta breaks up, but at least we have the technology to recreate Cedric's lyrics.

My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

Quote by Lappo
clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#21
The pasty slapper goes abseiling to jupiter
The time has come for all to see

The men behind the curtain cast at you disease



Yours Sincerely
#22
see me ride out of the sunset
On your color TV screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Ain't got no gun
Ain't got no knife
Don't you start no fight

'Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite
(T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight
(T.N.T.) I'm a power load
(T.N.T.) watch me explode

I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
So don't you mess me 'round
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#23
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
see me ride out of the sunset
On your color TV screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Ain't got no gun
Ain't got no knife
Don't you start no fight

'Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite
(T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight
(T.N.T.) I'm a power load
(T.N.T.) watch me explode

I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
So don't you mess me 'round

Can't tell if that's an insult or a joke