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Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
It's okay Kirito, I'll get you something good for your birthday

...I'm intrigued.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
The act of playing the guitar isn't supposed to be entertaining.
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Happy B-day nigga, I got you a horse dildo, courtesy of your nigga Horsedick.MPEG

Shit, I don't even know what to do with this . Its frickin huge, I could use it to hold up a lamp or smth
I feel like it was already your birthday like a month ago, but w/e happy birthday bruh.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
Happy birthday... I'm pretty sure you remember that I got you your present early
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