Page 2 of 2
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
It's okay Kirito, I'll get you something good for your birthday

...I'm intrigued.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Happy B-day nigga, I got you a horse dildo, courtesy of your nigga Horsedick.MPEG

Shit, I don't even know what to do with this . Its frickin huge, I could use it to hold up a lamp or smth
I feel like it was already your birthday like a month ago, but w/e happy birthday bruh.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
Happy birthday... I'm pretty sure you remember that I got you your present early
Page 2 of 2