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tumitama
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2007
10 IQ
#43
I've watched a lot of Survivor Man so I can easily take care of myself.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
300 IQ
#44
Yo can we be stuck on a dessert island instead?
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
300 IQ
#47
Quote by Thrashtastic15
id bet youd like that, fatty
My dessert is yogurt and fruit.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
10 IQ
#48
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
We wouldn't devolve into LotF type chaos, no. There'll be around 15 people arguing about which trees to cut down for firewood, for two weeks they wouldn't be able to agree on how we should ration the remaining food and supplies, which shouldn't matter because we've only got 6 bags of cheetos and a bottle of mt dew. Four obese men will be following a woman all "why won't you take my jacket it's warm". One person will be literally masturbating shamelessly next to a large stone because he can't take not having privacy anymore. Everyone will be complaining about the lack of plumbing and saying 'toilet paper' can result in about 54 simultaneous nervous breakdowns.

About 19 people will go around drawing shit in the sand and calling tree leaves and crabs "kawaii". There'll be one kid attempting to build a fire, trying to remember how he learned to do it in camp. Around him will be 6 grown men rolling their eyes, groaning and nodding disapprovingly because they're the mature ones.

swag swag basedgod swag (this receives an extremely mixed reaction).

One person will literally drown on the shore because of a prank involving tying his shoelace. 79 people will have called it a dangerous, insensitive prank. 66 people will say that it was innocent but led to unfortunate circumstances. Around 90 others will walk around the dead body yelling "what a knob".

Someone will resort to autocannibalism. We'll spend a few days talking about the existential can of worms this has opened.

By then the penis jokes will have gotten tiring, we'll all resort to their classier cousin, fart jokes. Suicides will happen, someone will call it cowardice, and we spend the rest of our time on the island arguing about it.
oh god
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
JustRooster
Professionally Crabby
Join date: Jan 2005
514 IQ
#50
I trade my medical services for food.

Quote by EyeNon15
Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound


Quote by StewieSwan
my eyes are rolling harder than fred durst

slipknot5678
UG Monkey
Join date: Jul 2009
70 IQ
#52
I'd be the only cockatoo so in the context of the island I'd be an endangered species.

It would be immoral to eat me.

As ali said, there would probably be seventy-two people saying eating me is wrong, fifty-four people saying eating me is okay, and one-hundred-six people calling me a knob.
tumitama
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2007
10 IQ
#53
Quote by slipknot5678
I'd be the only cockatoo so in the context of the island I'd be an endangered species.

It would be immoral to eat me.

As ali said, there would probably be seventy-two people saying eating me is wrong, fifty-four people saying eating me is okay, and one-hundred-six people calling me a knob.

IDGAF about endangered species so you would be the first one to eat.
JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
20 IQ
#54
Quote by durhamdynamo
Is fox hunting legal?


We'll make it legal.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
ErikLensherr
UnBanned
Join date: Jul 2011
10 IQ
#55
I'd ensure everyone's privilege was kept in check.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by EndTheRapture51
fifth harmony defense force assemble
Nelshizzle
Banned
Join date: Nov 2004
170 IQ
#56
Quote by durhamdynamo
Nelsean would spend his day locking up islanders who weren't doing exactly what they were supposed to be doing.


god damn right. i'd make a butt pirate out of you yet.
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
10 IQ
#57
Quote by slipknot5678
I'd be the only cockatoo so in the context of the island I'd be an endangered species.

It would be immoral to eat me.

As ali said, there would probably be seventy-two people saying eating me is wrong, fifty-four people saying eating me is okay, and one-hundred-six people calling me a knob.

what about people like me, who say its right to eat you because youre an irritating twat?
smartguyreviews
Kenny G on Ecstacy
Join date: May 2008
206 IQ
#59
Quote by element4433
My dessert is yogurt and fruit.

That would make a terrible island


On topic

First, a base community would be established near the edge of any forested area but still within sight of the shores. The gearheads/building/DIY guys would make shelter while the rest would scan the resources, surveying terrain and noting what is available, save for a select few in charge of establishing laws. Some of the aforementioned laws would be:

-Anyone seen with a pear is to be killed on sight
-Declarations of "no potential" must be validated by majority rule
-No one cares about your band

Communities would establish themselves from the threads of the pit and othet forums, chat being the central area, entertaining threads everyone pops into from time to time (YLYL, CyOA) surrounding it and threads frequented by a select number of interested folk becoming smaller areas where we hang our hats for the night

The MLP thread would be outcast quickly for understandable reasons. They'd establish the first successful offshoot community. They would stay on good terms with the rest of the group, ultimately trading and interacting positively. Others would follow suit, some maintaing order and friendly disposition, some not. Hostile tribes and individuals would do little more than throw crude drawings of porn and/or feces at the pit, generally ineffective.

In the end, we'd find a mine, allowing us to work with metals. Through careful work and development, we'd reattain a hold on electricity, allowing us to build the electric guitars and amplifiers many of us are so fond of. While crude, they woul do Thier job, providing the community with joy at the reclamation of the very thing that had brought them together to begin with.

All would perish in the ensuing riot started by one smartass saying "you need a new amp"


If you read that all, god bless you
Last edited by smartguyreviews at Jan 26, 2013,
coco-loco
UG's Only Ghoulscout
Join date: Sep 2009
1,359 IQ
#60
Quote by captainsnazz
...sacrifice stuff to me after eating rancid coconuts and becoming coco-loco for a while.


This is where my UG name comes from. Fact.
Quote by slash_GNR666
You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


Quote by Kind, Non-Existant User
Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
Randio
Leviosuuuuuuuw
Join date: Jan 2008
30 IQ
#61
I'd freak out if there were crabs. I hate crabs.

Then I'd realize how tasty they are and become the Official Crab Hunter, providing the Pit with yet another source of food.

Or I could just get us off the island because I'm Batman.
My Gear:
Gibson SG Classic
Les Paul knockoff >.>
Vox VT30 with footswitch
EHX Big Muff w/ Tone Wicker
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