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#43
Showed up at her house and gave her presents. I.E a neckelace and a teddy bear. She didn't even answer the door, her jealoud dad did
I just hung there and said:" Eh, could you..ehm.. give these to ___please?"


I was 11.

She hugged at school the day after, I felt like such a boss
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#44
I also saw Twilight. All of them, apart from the last one. Although the 1st and 2nd I saw with friends, but the 3rd and 4th I definitely only agreed to go to impress a girl.
#45
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I also saw Twilight. All of them, apart from the last one. Although the 1st and 2nd I saw with friends, but the 3rd and 4th I definitely only agreed to go to impress a girl.


Did you...did you at least get some?
#46
I went down on her

Not really embarrassing, just reeeeeally not fun.
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#47
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I went down on her

Not really embarrassing, just reeeeeally not fun.


Wat.


Why not?
#48
Nothing is worse than going to a film you don't want to see just to impress a girl.

I took a girl to go and St. Trinians (the first film) once.

I loved it...
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#49
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Wat.


Why not?

This.

I'm a big fan of it, to be honest.

Plus, the enjoyment she gets from it if done right just adds to my enjoyment and excitment.
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#50
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This.

I'm a big fan of it, to be honest.

Plus, the enjoyment she gets from it if done right just adds to my enjoyment and excitment.


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#51
My favorite position is them sitting on my face.

I fought a guy for a girl... and lost
#52
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Wat.


Why not?


Because vaginas are kinda gross tbh, don't say you don't think that, because you do, and you know it.

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Plus, the enjoyment she gets from it if done right just adds to my enjoyment and excitment.


This is the only thing i like about doing it really.
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#53
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Did you...did you at least get some?

Of course. Took the same girl to those two Twilight films and the JLS gig, believe me I get plenty
#54
I myspace messaged the super hot chick in my class about how much I liked her. Then she told me she was gonna print out what I say and bring it to school to show everyone how much of a creep I was. I somehow got out of it by saying it was a dare.

I don't think I've done anything else too embarrassing, and I'd like to think I've grown out of that by now.
#56
In middle school (I was 11 or so) I asked a girl I was friends with to talk to me after school. After school she was waiting outside, so I walked out and was all like "I totally love you, girl, so like, be my lover". She laughed and was like "uhhhh seeya tomorrow!"

I gradually lost interest and she gradually became the unsavory person she is today, so I guess it all works out. There's plenty of other dumb, embarrassing things I did, but thankfully I don't remember most of them.
#57
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Showed her my dick


Don't worry. I heard it grows 'til your 20-ies.
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#58
I don't usually have to do anything impress anyone... I just kind of exist in their vicinity, and it either happens or it doesn't. A subtle but common trend I've noticed about guys who are doing stupid things when they're into me is that some of them will drive like maniacs, or in some other way try to show off driving skills. Especially if they drive stick. Or they'll roll fat blunts, but that's just awesome. Except when you combine the two sometimes... And that's how this guy ended up lightly hittingme with his car as I was crossing the street behind his car. We were both completely stoned and I just laughed it off. He was freaked out. XD
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#59
Not so much trying to impress her, but the most humiliating thing I've ever managed was I offered to walk this friend I had a thing for to her car after a final exam that we had together. I had done it before, so I figured it wouldn't be presumptuous to offer. Asked her where she was parked to see if it was along the way to where I was heading. She panicked and said "I don't know." A little later she asks this other guy we were talking to to walk her to her car.

I still lie awake a night thinking about the fact that a girl said "I don't know where my car is" to me. Like... holy shit. Not even really bothered by her asking another dude, but seeing her go wide-eyed with terror as she tries to come up with a decent excuse to not have me walk her to her car... I shivered from embarrassment just writing this, remembering.
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#60
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Not so much trying to impress her, but the most humiliating thing I've ever managed was I offered to walk this friend I had a thing for to her car after a final exam that we had together. I had done it before, so I figured it wouldn't be presumptuous to offer. Asked her where she was parked to see if it was along the way to where I was heading. She panicked and said "I don't know."

I still lie awake a night thinking about the fact that a girl said "I don't know where my car is" to me. Like... holy shit.


Damn man
#61
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I feel your pain. However, we watched Pan's Labyrinth in return, so I consider all debts repaid
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#62
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I myspace messaged the super hot chick in my class about how much I liked her. Then she told me she was gonna print out what I say and bring it to school to show everyone how much of a creep I was. I somehow got out of it by saying it was a dare.

I don't think I've done anything else too embarrassing, and I'd like to think I've grown out of that by now.


Man, what a douche move on her part. Unless your letter was filled with lots of sociapathic connotations.

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Not so much trying to impress her, but the most humiliating thing I've ever managed was I offered to walk this friend I had a thing for to her car after a final exam that we had together. I had done it before, so I figured it wouldn't be presumptuous to offer. Asked her where she was parked to see if it was along the way to where I was heading. She panicked and said "I don't know." A little later she asks this other guy we were talking to to walk her to her car.

I still lie awake a night thinking about the fact that a girl said "I don't know where my car is" to me. Like... holy shit. Not even really bothered by her asking another dude, but seeing her go wide-eyed with terror as she tries to come up with a decent excuse to not have me walk her to her car... I shivered from embarrassment just writing this, remembering.


I really don't see her reasoning behind freaking out this particular time, or why she was seemingly so repulsed by the idea.
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#63
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I really don't see her reasoning behind freaking out this particular time, or why she was seemingly so repulsed by the idea.

I would imagine she just couldn't think of a good excuse why she didn't want Seref to walk her to her car. The fact that she let some other guy do it later on seems fishy.

OT:
I once wrote a note to a girl asking her to prom, walked into her class, implied the note was from the office, and walked out. (I thought she was a nice girl and was fun and all. I didn't really have a crush on her or anything.)

After class, I saw her and her friends freaking and running to the bathroom. Turns out she already had a date. She told me that she thought my note was sweet and all. So, I just said something to the effect of, "That's cool" and asked another girl.


I didn't go the Prom the year after that...
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#64
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I really don't see her reasoning behind freaking out this particular time, or why she was seemingly so repulsed by the idea.


I wouldn't really say repulsed, but she just had a split second to react and find a nice way to let me down, and what she came up with was "I don't know where my car is."

It's hilarious in retrospect, but it still gives me douchechills to even think about it. We had been sort of flirting all semester so I figured I'd take a chance on the last day, guess not lol.
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#65
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Because vaginas are kinda gross tbh, don't say you don't think that, because you do, and you know it.


This is the only thing i like about doing it really.


Call me a sick freak, but I don't think they are. Then again, I'm the kinda guy who eats anything.
#66
You're not a sick freak. Vagina's are lovely and having a girl orgasm next to your face is hot.
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#67
Quote by Seref
I wouldn't really say repulsed, but she just had a split second to react and find a nice way to let me down, and what she came up with was "I don't know where my car is."

It's hilarious in retrospect, but it still gives me douchechills to even think about it. We had been sort of flirting all semester so I figured I'd take a chance on the last day, guess not lol.


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#68
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I feel your pain - I went to see All American Rejects (not as bad as JLS, but given that I mostly listen to heavier rock and metal) in Yr 11 (about 15 years old).

I saw All American Rejects and Boys Like Girls a few months ago with the ladyfriend and her sister, and I'm not ashamed to admit that Boys Like Girls put on a pretty darn good show. AAR on the other hand kind of sucked, their singer got pretty high and came off pretty rude.
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#69
told her i loved her.
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#71
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lol fag


lol pepper loving fag
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#72
Thankfully nothing.
Not-so-thankfully, I lack a social life to know any girls.
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#73
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told her i loved her.


I once told a girl I loved her and she dumped me the next day. The worst part was that somehow everyone in school seemingly knew all the intimate details, so everywhere I went for a period of 3 months I was basically Ted Mosby, left at the altar kind of thing.
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#74
Last weekend I was drunk with a couple of friends and we went to this fried chicken place at like 1 in the morning to pick up a ladyfriend. As my two friends go to order some drunk food, I stand by our other friend's booth in the aisle and some girl is walking past (I think she might have been leaving). Out of nowhere I told her she had pretty red hair (that dyed auburn kind of thing that some girls can really pull off) and we got to talking. Somehow I (probably very douchily) brought up that I'm a singer/bassist rockstar and she got really excited. She asked me what music I play and I sang the first line of the chorus of I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy. To my surprise she actually finished it and then I got her number and told her we should do shrooms. I think we were both too drunk to actually feel embarrassed but looking back on it now, I cringe a bit.
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#75
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This.

I'm a big fan of it, to be honest.

Plus, the enjoyment she gets from it if done right just adds to my enjoyment and excitment.



i was speaking to my friends and they all said they have to be coerced into doing it, never voluntarily went down on a girl and it made me think i was ******ed or something for really liking to do that
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#76
I've never tried to impress a girl before so here's another story.
Way back in high school, right after asking a girl out to lunch, my friend came up to us and offered to sell me bus tickets. The girl took this opportunity to say she needed to go meet someone and left.
Turned out she had a thing for another friend of mine who was leading her on.
#77
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i was speaking to my friends and they all said they have to be coerced into doing it, never voluntarily went down on a girl and it made me think i was ******ed or something for really liking to do that

I hope enjoying it doesn't make me f*ucked up

With my ex-girlfriend, I would enjoy starting the sex by fingering her, then going down on her before she went down on me.

Man, I miss having a girlfriend
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