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necrosis1193
UG Nerd
Join date: Oct 2008
8,778 IQ
#42
Quote by macashmack
Okay, I don't know how to make one or nothing. So i bestow upon you the ring of authority. Make my people proud.


It will be guitar themed and it will be awesome.

Quote by NothingRocks
There's a tabletop thread that more people should use so we can play some.

>.>


There is?

Link? Because I could use some other RPG fans to help out moderating the RPG while I'm in class and shit.
Hey you! Yes, you! Buy my music! It's cool and stuff!

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern division champions, 2015: 81-81
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 world champions, 2015: 5-11
2015 Pick 'Em: 155-101
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#43
Both those things sound awesome. Let's all collaborate on this it's gonna be big I can feel it.
stonyman65
Unregistered User
Join date: Sep 2005
809 IQ
#48
Dear Penthouse,

I used to think your forum letters where fake for the longest time, but last Tuesday night it really happened to me... I was sitting at home playing my 5th round of Black Ops 2 when I decided to have a pizza delivered. When I opened the door, to my surprise, the "delivery guy" wasn't a guy at all, but a hot 5'4 22 year-old collage student named Candy. She had the most amazing body I had seen in a long time; 34DD tits, hourglass figure and a great firm ass. Feeling adventurous, I asked her if she wanted to make and extra few bucks.

Catching my drift she sultrily asked "what did you have in mind, sweetie?" amazed at her response, I wearily said "maybe a blowjob, whatever you want to do". "how much are you willing to pay?" she asked, to which I replied "maybe an extra $20 tip, $50 if you do a good job". After hesitating a second, she laid the pizza box down on the ground and slowly moved her hand to my semi-stiff **** and started rubbing it through my jeans. "Ooh, someone's getting excited aren't they?" she asked while shooting me a sexy, quick glance.

I couldn't believe what was happening as she squatted down and unzipped my pants, exposing my throbbing ****. She tenderly took it into her mouth and staring sucking an licking the head while she worked the shaft with one hand. Her other hand had somehow found it's way underneath her mini skirt where she was furiously rubbing her wet slit. The stroking and sucking got faster and faster, more intense by each second. Not being able to take much more, I started morning "I'm gonna cum... I'm gonna..." she suddenly started deepthroating me taking all 8 inches of my hard **** down her throat and gagging on it. I couldn't take it anymore - my **** exploded with the 4 long ropes of thick white cum down her throat as she swallowed all of it. She then continued to stroke the last of my cum into her mouth to clean me off.

When she was done, she stood up, wiped her mouth off and said "that was fun, have a good night" and started to walk back to her car. Confused, I yelled "what about the Pizza?". "it's on the house" she said as she got into her car and drove away.

Little did I know at the time, that wouldn't be the last I saw of Candy.....

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Hows that ROLE PLAY mother****er?
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#50
Quote by stonyman65
Dear Penthouse,

I used to think your forum letters where fake for the longest time, but last Tuesday night it really happened to me... I was sitting at home playing my 5th round of Black Ops 2 when I decided to have a pizza delivered. When I opened the door, to my surprise, the "delivery guy" wasn't a guy at all, but a hot 5'4 22 year-old collage student named Candy. She had the most amazing body I had seen in a long time; 34DD tits, hourglass figure and a great firm ass. Feeling adventurous, I asked her if she wanted to make and extra few bucks.

Catching my drift she sultrily asked "what did you have in mind, sweetie?" amazed at her response, I wearily said "maybe a blowjob, whatever you want to do". "how much are you willing to pay?" she asked, to which I replied "maybe an extra $20 tip, $50 if you do a good job". After hesitating a second, she laid the pizza box down on the ground and slowly moved her hand to my semi-stiff **** and started rubbing it through my jeans. "Ooh, someone's getting excited aren't they?" she asked while shooting me a sexy, quick glance.

I couldn't believe what was happening as she squatted down and unzipped my pants, exposing my throbbing ****. She tenderly took it into her mouth and staring sucking an licking the head while she worked the shaft with one hand. Her other hand had somehow found it's way underneath her mini skirt where she was furiously rubbing her wet slit. The stroking and sucking got faster and faster, more intense by each second. Not being able to take much more, I started morning "I'm gonna cum... I'm gonna..." she suddenly started deepthroating me taking all 8 inches of my hard **** down her throat and gagging on it. I couldn't take it anymore - my **** exploded with the 4 long ropes of thick white cum down her throat as she swallowed all of it. She then continued to stroke the last of my cum into her mouth to clean me off.

When she was done, she stood up, wiped her mouth off and said "that was fun, have a good night" and started to walk back to her car. Confused, I yelled "what about the Pizza?". "it's on the house" she said as she got into her car and drove away.

Little did I know at the time, that wouldn't be the last I saw of Candy.....

-----

Hows that ROLE PLAY mother****er?


That's good, but it's not role-play, it's an anecdote.
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,830 IQ
#51
I'll be the lovable master level drunkard.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
Ometh
UG Addict
Join date: Oct 2009
3,913 IQ
#52
Quote by stonyman65
Dear Penthouse,

I used to think your forum letters where fake for the longest time, but last Tuesday night it really happened to me... I was sitting at home playing my 5th round of Black Ops 2 when I decided to have a pizza delivered. When I opened the door, to my surprise, the "delivery guy" wasn't a guy at all, but a hot 5'4 22 year-old collage student named Candy. She had the most amazing body I had seen in a long time; 34DD tits, hourglass figure and a great firm ass. Feeling adventurous, I asked her if she wanted to make and extra few bucks.

Catching my drift she sultrily asked "what did you have in mind, sweetie?" amazed at her response, I wearily said "maybe a blowjob, whatever you want to do". "how much are you willing to pay?" she asked, to which I replied "maybe an extra $20 tip, $50 if you do a good job". After hesitating a second, she laid the pizza box down on the ground and slowly moved her hand to my semi-stiff **** and started rubbing it through my jeans. "Ooh, someone's getting excited aren't they?" she asked while shooting me a sexy, quick glance.

I couldn't believe what was happening as she squatted down and unzipped my pants, exposing my throbbing ****. She tenderly took it into her mouth and staring sucking an licking the head while she worked the shaft with one hand. Her other hand had somehow found it's way underneath her mini skirt where she was furiously rubbing her wet slit. The stroking and sucking got faster and faster, more intense by each second. Not being able to take much more, I started morning "I'm gonna cum... I'm gonna..." she suddenly started deepthroating me taking all 8 inches of my hard **** down her throat and gagging on it. I couldn't take it anymore - my **** exploded with the 4 long ropes of thick white cum down her throat as she swallowed all of it. She then continued to stroke the last of my cum into her mouth to clean me off.

When she was done, she stood up, wiped her mouth off and said "that was fun, have a good night" and started to walk back to her car. Confused, I yelled "what about the Pizza?". "it's on the house" she said as she got into her car and drove away.

Little did I know at the time, that wouldn't be the last I saw of Candy.....

-----

Hows that ROLE PLAY mother****er?

Holy shit I have a boner.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
stonyman65
Unregistered User
Join date: Sep 2005
809 IQ
#53
Quote by Ometh
Holy shit I have a boner.


LMFAO
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.