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My Last Words
Billions and billions!
Join date: Jul 2012
2,209 IQ
It would be really ingenious if you smashed your real axe by accident -
Now THAT would be a total mind****!
Join date: Jan 2012
80 IQ
Stop trying to change the guitar. Just open up your mind and let the guitar smash you.
Buckethead's Right Hand
Join date: Mar 2011
2,144 IQ
Thanks everybody for support. I surely don't have a good band nor money for buying a cheap guitar for every gig, so I certainly won't do it.
I am sorry for disappointment I caused to my beloved UG associates.
Cheers everyone!
Quote by ChemicalFire
You get my first ever lolstack

The image in my head is just too funny for words at this point

Aw yeah.
Join date: Feb 2008
648 IQ
Don't do it. When you're not in a well known band it just makes you look mental.
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Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?
Get back to work
Join date: Oct 2004
2,047 IQ
Quote by OfCourseNot
I can imagine TS trying to break the guitar and ending up either breaking equipment or pissing off the venue owner for screwing up the stage or something.

This. I did a gig about a month ago, and a punk band were playing after us. I gotta give it to them, they had a good energy, but then the bassist threw the mic stand over and started jumping on one of the wedge monitors, the sound guy then rushed over, picked up the mic, let them finish their song, then told them that they had to get off the stage.

I doubt they would be allowed back, and i can imagine this kind of thing happens quite a lot.

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
Low Man's Lyric
Join date: May 2011
2,086 IQ
Set the headstock on fire and play a solo. Or, have the headstuck burst into flames during a solo.
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You know that old saying: "Men who play bass in the band have the largest genitalia." Well, it's the same for women.
A Utah Man Am I
Join date: May 2011
631 IQ
A lot of bands do this, I've seen clips of plenty of shows where the guy smashing his shit has a new guitar in his hand...

Hell the ones Paul Stanley breaks every night are probably ones that didn't pass QC at Washburn and he "plays" (by play I mean dances with) for Black Diamond or whatever they are closing with that night

Some other thing about Motley Crue or something in the 90's showed Nikki going to his tech to pick another bass up to smash it

You aren't this first to think of it, but it is essentially the only way to do it, even the self destructive rock stars in the 80's knew enough about instruments to know that breaking their means of income is a stupid thing to do
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Incest is wincest!

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Because he's the hero The Pit deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Anus.
The pube in your yogurt
Join date: Aug 2011
84 IQ
hasen't that been done a gazillion times?

buy the cheap guitar that looks like your's
switch them
give the fake to hot chick in front row

get laid
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You are filthy.
Join date: Jul 2006
1,153 IQ
And who's going to clean up the splintered wood? Are you going to pay for the chipped/scuffed stage/floor?

Godamn kids.
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2013
1,306 IQ
Yeah I'm sure the venue owner will love you smashing up his stage dude...
Registered Sex Offender
Join date: Aug 2009
63 IQ
throw your guitar into the crowd and keep the shitty one