AeroRocker
I'm too old for this ****
Join date: Oct 2007
1,019 IQ
#1
I have an 8' x 4' table sitting in my dining room, all boring and white. I haven't had the motivation to paint it with something interesting, so I'm hoping the Pit will inspire me with its creative geniuses. So Pit, get with the inspiring already.

MS Paint demonstrations are highly encouraged.
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N_J_B_B
Nicko.
Join date: Jul 2006
1,326 IQ
#2
no
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Stay classy, pit.
jetwash69
Registered User
Join date: May 2008
894 IQ
#7
Paint a picture of Het' on it. And paint "LuLu" on the legs in drippy dried blood red.
Z0S07657
Algorjira
Join date: Feb 2008
1,439 IQ
#9
Just start making some streaks and create your own ideas. If you screw up then just paint over it.
daytripper75
Hold mah diiiick!
Join date: Jun 2003
2,961 IQ
#11
Blood splatter would be kind of cool. Make it look like you butchered someone/something on the table.
StopReadingThis
Mr. Waaayyyyne
Join date: Sep 2007
811 IQ
#12
Why has no one suggested dicks yet?
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ErnestoFidel
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2009
395 IQ
#16
Write "I AM THE TABLE" on it in huge letters

EDIT: also, I have always wanted to paint an object by shooting it with a paintball gun in various colors
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Last edited by ErnestoFidel at Jan 29, 2013,
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,567 IQ
#17
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Spaztikko
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Join date: Apr 2011
2,246 IQ
#18
dude you should draw a dick. like a purple dick.

and then write haha on it so when people walk in adn say haha its a penis, your table can be like haha, i know.
AeroRocker
I'm too old for this ****
Join date: Oct 2007
1,019 IQ
#19
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Give us each a section of the able and we'll draw, dammit!

You mean, give everyone a square foot, take the 32 best drawings, and make a killer collage?
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smartalecG94
Just my Bronze showing
Join date: Feb 2011
183 IQ
#20
m8 you want something that looks like this



Quote by AeroRocker
You mean, give everyone a square foot, take the 32 best drawings, and make a killer collage?


Actually, this would be pretty badass as long as there's some decent pics.
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mystical_1
Doomed
Join date: Jul 2008
336 IQ
#22


or better yet, kill two birds with one stone:

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Last edited by mystical_1 at Jan 29, 2013,
cptcomet
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Join date: Feb 2008
648 IQ
#25
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JackalUK
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Join date: Aug 2006
979 IQ
#26
Paint a different style of table on it. Or The Knight of The Round Table looking all confused. Or plates and cutlery.