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#81
Quote by whoomit
I am all of these:

These ones are gay though:

Seriously.

Freddy Mercury had a strong moustache, why? Because he was a FAG and it now paying for it in HELL.

Sports? Men touching each other and showering together. They're all going to HELL.

Getting angry at sports? No way, that's gay also. Getting angry at the FAGS who play sports, that's manly.

Cars? Well cars are fine. Thinking a fast car makes you better/cooler is just GAY. FAGS drive fast cars w/ the top down so they can feel the wind in their moustaches and have scarves blowing around their necks. Fast cars are the road to HELL.

Sons are gay. Elton John has a son.

I wish I could sig this whole thing
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#82
Being a man is all about sucking penis and taking a few up the ass.
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.
#84
I'm gonna be the black sheep here with a serious answer.

I'd saying being a real man can be boiled down to just being strong and firm in your beliefs and ideals, and not letting anyone sway you against your volition.


Also, the whole having a penis thing.
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> from louisville
> likes ween
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#85
Quote by element4433
You had to perform your own circumcision. If you didn't do that, it's too late.



No but think about it, right, there's actually a guy who's profession is 'baby dick cutter'
like
that's what he does as a living
imagine being the wife of that guy
"So Katrina what does your hubby do?"
"Cuts the ends of little kids' dicks off"
"Okay"

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I prefer gay whiskey.

#86
OP was epic, but rest of thread is fail. I am dissapoint. Clearly no men in the pit
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#87
Quote by Nelsean
Fart occasionally.
Eat everything.
Masturbate to anything.
Read while taking a dump.
Grow the nails on your foot like an eagle and cut your woman while sexing.


Oh man, this. My toenails are like an half an inch long. Like just the white part
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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

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