Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#1
i was just chillin in school reading the pit when A GODDAMN ZEBRA APPEARED

when i looked it turns out it was a girl wearing a stripey shirt

why do people wear these clothes

what are they hiding
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whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#3
I love clothes.

Edit: My kinda style:



Not together obviously, that would look stupid.
Last edited by whoomit at Jan 31, 2013,
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#4
It's not what they're hiding. It's what/who they're hiding from.

And I'm now imagining a version of Pokemon where it says stuff like A GODDAMN CATERPIE APPEARED HOLY ****ING SHIT
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#6
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I saw that whoomit.

me too

whoomit wants to train black people to fight
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Last edited by Burgery at Jan 31, 2013,
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#7
Quote by SexyLikeAPig
I saw that whoomit.


Quote by Burgery
me too

whoomit wants to train black people to fight

captainsnazz
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Join date: Jul 2010
578 IQ
#8
Are you sure it was a girl? Aren't zebras actually pretty common in Iceland?

Quote by whoomit

I swear that a guy I work with was wearing that exact shirt yesterday
I'm always excited to see what crazy stuff he'll be wearing.
JackWhiteIsButts
Hard Boyled
Join date: Mar 2008
278 IQ
#9
Zebras are okay. I'm not really crazy about herbivores in general, but I guess they're kind of high on that list.
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#10
Quote by captainsnazz
Are you sure it was a girl? Aren't zebras actually pretty common in Iceland?

zebras live in africa bro
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Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,718 IQ
#12
It probably has something to do with some sort of mid life crysis. Except they're wishing they lived with a herd of zebras.
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Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#14
Quote by captainsnazz
Isn't africa in iceland?

considering the lack of black people im gonna have to say no, i dont thikn so
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Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,718 IQ
#16
Quote by captainsnazz
maybe they're all just covered in ice

which is white


you could be a black person and you never even knew it

You mean covered in grass.
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Sharp_as_steel
Ug's #1 beer drinker
Join date: Jun 2006
240 IQ
#17
Quote by Joshua Garcia
It probably has something to do with some sort of mid life crysis. Except they're wishing they lived with a herd of zebras.


Iwish I lived with a herd of zebras. Doesn't mean I wanna look like one.
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Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#19
Actually yesterday, walking down the hallway, a bird, right out of nowhere, nearly crashed into me. If I hadn't evaded it I'd have a bird-shaped hole through my abdomen.

And I don't mean 'bird' as in 'girl'. That would be way too unlikely.
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the bartender
UG's biology teacher
Join date: Nov 2009
429 IQ
#21
Well, concidering that a major part of the Icelandic population is the result of inbreeding, I'm not surprised by this.
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whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#22
Honestly I don't mind it. I do have an insatiable hate for plaid, however.
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,141 IQ
#23
Quote by Burgery
what are they hiding


They are hiding in the tall grass from lions.
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
Extra Ordinary
Meh
Join date: Jun 2011
197 IQ
#24
It's ok TS, the other day I was minding my own business in the hallway at school when I looked up and saw a leopard walking on two legs. It went right down the hall and into a lecture room. Apparently they have an interest in accounting.
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,141 IQ
#25
Quote by Extra Ordinary
It's ok TS, the other day I was minding my own business in the hallway at school when I looked up and saw a leopard walking on two legs. It went right down the hall and into a lecture room. Apparently they have an interest in accounting.


Oh yeah? Well, when I was in high school I would be minding my own business and I would always see Jerry Garcia walking around. Apparently he was the vice principal.
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.