treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#1
I just had a run in with the law...

Got me a warning...

Grrr.

@ STUPID O'CLOCK TOO, LIKE 2AM.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#2
Damn police going after dem minorities
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Jan 31, 2013,
Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#3
**** tha police, comin straight from the undaground,
young nigga got it bad cuz i'm brown
you're a stone fox
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#4
I should re-locate to Amsterdam where it isn't against the law, I can't speak Dutch though.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#5
Quote by WCPhils
Damn police going after dem minorities

HAHAHAHAHA, -BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#8
and not the otha color, so police think,
they have the authority, to kill a minority,
but **** that shit, cuz i ain't the one,
to be beaten on, and thrown in jail,
we can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
you're a stone fox
angusfan16
butts
Join date: Jan 2008
578 IQ
#9
Stupid O' clock.....I'll make sure to put that right behind fuck This Shit O' clock
Sail upon the open skies
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#10
Quote by genghisgandhi
got nicked by old bill eh?

Got warned... I'm going to get high...

I lied, said it was for personal use, only had 1 on me, left with 2, was meant to sell 1 but she didn't end up having the money so I loaned it to her, GOSH, imagine being caught with the money and the pot... I'm just lucky, I'm going to get high now, -- It could have been worse... Lights me a spliff.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Last edited by treborillusion at Jan 31, 2013,
SwaggleyKubrick
Svengali
Join date: Nov 2012
19 IQ
#13
didnt yo momma never tell you "ain't nuttin good never happen past 2am", shits yo own damn fault fo not listnen to yo momma.
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#14
Oh well -- To it all.

(Not @ any of you, UG, but 'it all').

Quote by SwaggleyKubrick
didnt yo momma never tell you "ain't nuttin good never happen past 2am", shits yo own damn fault fo not listnen to yo momma.


Mama... I've got my own Mama Kin, and I tell her where I've gone and been, so YOU KNOW I had to tell her about tonight; For real.
Got love for you Kirsty, know that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LccpJQuQ2lk
'And my Mama Said
Leave those Bad boys alone."

-- IDK, I'm officially in shock, ish'.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Last edited by treborillusion at Jan 31, 2013,
Skullivan
EG Fan aka Bandwagoner
Join date: Jun 2010
1,578 IQ
#15
Quote by SwaggleyKubrick
didnt yo momma never tell you "ain't nuttin good never happen past 2am", shits yo own damn fault fo not listnen to yo momma.

This is possibly the greatest post I've ever read on UG.
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,563 IQ
#16
Jeezy creezy I need to get to a big city where they let you off for possession with a warning.

I got a warning the other day and that was just for driving with one headlight out.

Small town cops are the worse. They've got nothing better to do.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
BlitzkriegAir
Attack!
Join date: Mar 2009
490 IQ
#17
Quote by treborillusion
Got warned... I'm going to get high...

I lied, said it was for personal use, only had 1 on me, left with 2, was meant to sell 1 but she didn't end up having the money so I loaned it to her, GOSH, imagine being caught with the money and the pot... I'm just lucky, I'm going to get high now, -- It could have been worse... Lights me a spliff.


Youll be ok. I got caught by the cops in a storage i rent out to jam. We winded smoking the place out (which we always do, always after 10pm)
and a cop happened to pop in through our dungeon door into our area and he just did these over exaggerated sniffs and did the ol cop strut and had us shitting our pants. Told us to smoke in our own house and then left, popped his head back in and said "Didnt ruin your jams did I?"

I almost wanted to be mad but I had so many old baggies in my container that I couldve been arrested for distribution or something just as bad. Damn their sick sense of humor.
Crazyedd123
Seeking electricity
Join date: Jan 2009
2,159 IQ
#18
Message in a Bottle is a decent so- Oh right...
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
jugglingfreak
UnBanned
Join date: Apr 2010
66 IQ
#19
Quote by treborillusion
Got warned... I'm going to get high...
.



Got off with a warning and you're crying about it? Geez, do you bleed once a month as well?
Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#20
Quote by SwaggleyKubrick
didnt yo momma never tell you "ain't nuttin good never happen past 2am", shits yo own damn fault fo not listnen to yo momma.


you're a stone fox
TunerAddict
Real Ass Nigga
Join date: Aug 2008
1,184 IQ
#22
It is a shame you didn't resist.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
jambi_mantra
Is actually English
Join date: Dec 2006
740 IQ
#23
Well stop being a bad man in the ends of the London Borough of Croydon then
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


@gossage91
@overtimefitnessau
Badorphan
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2007
408 IQ
#25
A warning? My last run in got me six shots of pepper spray, an ass beating, my best friend driving 35 miles at midnight on a Wednesday to come get me, and twelve grand in fines & fees! "A warning"... HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Nomack
UG's Obama
Join date: Jul 2009
129 IQ
#26
Quote by raoooos
fuck off trebor

What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

Quote by Pencil Man
You know it get's serious when UG's Obama tells you off.


Call me Mr. President
Tempoe
. . . ∆ . . .
Join date: Oct 2008
2,517 IQ
#27
I was chased by the cops last summer in Toronto, for about 6 km around the suburbs. I got away...lol fuk ya cops.
AeroRocker
I'm too old for this ****
Join date: Oct 2007
1,019 IQ
#28
YA, FUCK 'EM

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LET'S GO BUCKS
Last edited by AeroRocker at Jan 31, 2013,
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#29
Quote by raoooos
fuck off trebor



dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#30
Be happy at their relaxed attitude towards marijuana laws and literally giving me this warning because they have other stuff better to concern them selfs about or pissed that I lost 1 and got a warning that'll last 5 years so if it happens again... Grrr. Fine or jail.

'Got to slow down.'
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#31
Quote by snipelfritz
Jeezy creezy I need to get to a big city where they let you off for possession with a warning.

I got a warning the other day and that was just for driving with one headlight out.

Small town cops are the worse. They've got nothing better to do.

As a fellow Wisconsin resident, I'd like to add that Wisconsin small town cops are even worse. All the farmboys know how to not get caught drunk, so they don't even get to pull DUIs.


Quote by jugglingfreak
Got off with a warning and you're crying about it? Geez, do you bleed once a month as well?

He bleeds out the ass, is what it is.

OT:
TS, put down the weed; it's gonna kill you.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Jan 31, 2013,