Poll: in response to unrelenting vet lady
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"stop being such a bitch and go take care of your bitches"
8 16%
"please stop hounding me"
43 84%
Voters: 51.
#1
please be fair. i won't tell you which is mine.

the story is that my friend got a call early one morning asking for her cat to be spayed. apparently even after telling her that she had the wrong number, the lady called her back a second time and wouldn't hang up.

pun one: "stop being such a bitch and go take care of your bitches"

pun two: "please stop hounding me"

ok go! poll up soon.
#4
This is a vs thread

Also, they're not cat jokes, so they're both pretty stupid in that context
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#5
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This is a vs thread

Also, they're not cat jokes, so they're both pretty stupid in that context

well they're vet jokes?
#6
Quote by geetarguy13
please be fair. i won't tell you which is mine.

the story is that my friend got a call early one morning asking for her cat to be spayed. apparently even after telling her that she had the wrong number, the lady called her back a second time and wouldn't hang up.

pun one: "stop being such a bitch and go take care of your bitches"

pun two: "please stop hounding me"

ok go! poll up soon.

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#7
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well they're vet jokes?

no, they're dog jokes
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First one isnt a pun you fool


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#10
Neither is a pun.
Dumbass.
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#11
hound is a type of dog. and a bitch is female dog. which is what they deal with at the vet clinic. how are these not puns???
#13
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hound is a type of dog. and a bitch is female dog. which is what they deal with at the vet clinic. how are these not puns???
Because the situation doesn't involve dogs, it involves cats.
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#14
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the story is that my friend got a call early one morning asking for her cat to be spayed



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hound is a type of dog. and a bitch is female dog. which is what they deal with at the vet clinic. how are these not puns???

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#15
Should have gone with "As much as I'm feline like getting your pussy, vet isn't my profession".

Yeah, a bit far-fetched and nonsensical, but still better than the ones in the poll.

Or that one v
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#17
we should just have a garden party


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#18
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Even if they were puns (which they're not), puns are ALWAYS -- without exception -- terrible as shit.


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#19
they're both about dogs?

you're not funny; stop kitten yourself.
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#20
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#21
'With you calling me all the time, I'm feline pretty angry'

'I was having a purrfectly nice time 'till you rang'

'All these calls will end in a catastrophe'
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#22
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This thread is driving me nuts.

I get it, because squirrels eat nuts and vets might sometimes take care of squirrels
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#23
They are both great
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#25
There's no womb in this world for such bad puns.
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#26
Lol @ sam thinking all puns are bad with no exceptions.
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#28
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Those weren't even cat puns!

GTFO.

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#29
The first 'pun' is terrible.
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#32
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Even if they were puns (which they're not), puns are ALWAYS -- without exception -- terrible as shit.

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