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crazysam23_Atax
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Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#81
Quote by WCPhils
I'd leave too if I had to share a room with you!

Phils, why you hatin' on WWF? He's cool, man.

OT:
Assuming your roommate is ok, I'd request a new roommate next semester. I mean...nothing sucks worse than a roommate who doesn't have his shit together.
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#82
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Phils, why you hatin' on WWF? He's cool, man.



He's totally kidding


I think
crazysam23_Atax
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Join date: Oct 2009
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#83
Quote by whywefight
He's totally kidding


I think

I know. I know.

And I'm giving him shit back.
Primus2112
whatever you say "Mor-ty"
Join date: Jul 2008
915 IQ
#84
Quote by lushacrous
Well I was tryin to make the other guy feel bad for posting "do you even care?" but whatever sorry if things get misconstrued and I become doucheacrous


GUESS WHO GOT THEMSELVES A NEW NICKNAME NEXT TIME THEY'RE BEING A DOUCHE(acrous)
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snipelfritz
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Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#87
My roommate was never around during my freshman year. Like gone for days at a time. That shit ruled.

I may have scared him away with my chronic masturbation.

He was also an athlete (well golfer), who had to do 6am work-outs and he had friends who lived across the street from the athletics center. So there's that.
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whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#88
I think its awesome my roommate isn't around much too, just not like this


But really.... where the **** is that food that guy's talking about?
VanTheKraut
How tough am I?!
Join date: Jun 2008
2,762 IQ
#89
If your RA isn't back by now you have the shittiest RA I've ever seen. At my friends college every floor has 2 RA's. And there is ALWAYS at least one in their room between like 8 am and 8pm. Walk down the ****ing hall and tell them or I swear I will make you the D1 policy lynch of the next mafia game we play.
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WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#90
lol, whywefight (because he's banned) just sent me a message saying he found his roommate.


He was dead


ok, not really, he just had a bad allergic reaction to something and went home


such a lame ending
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Joshua Garcia
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Join date: Jun 2009
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#92
Wait, why is he banned?

Well, it's only natural to be concerned as a roommate. Not that I would know.
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Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Feb 5, 2013,
OfCourseNot
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Join date: Dec 2010
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#93
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Wait, why is he banned?

Well, it's only natural to be concerned as a roommate. Not that I would know.

He requested a temp ban.
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JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
292 IQ
#94
Quote by VanTheKraut
If your RA isn't back by now you have the shittiest RA I've ever seen.


what if he's dead?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#96
Quote by whoomit
Man this should be a real emote








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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
WCPhils
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Join date: Sep 2010
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#98
Quote by whoomit
That one sucks go home phils











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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
292 IQ
#101
this thread would be much funnier if it turned out TS killed his roommate and this was part of his evil plan to create an alibi for himself.

So I'm gonna go ahead and say it.

TS KILLED HIS ROOMIE
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#103
Quote by whoomit
omG QT AMINALS!!!!!

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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
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#105
Quote by WCPhils














This just doesn't feel right here
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Ometh
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Join date: Oct 2009
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#106
He dead?

He dead.
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