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#81
Quote by WCPhils
I'd leave too if I had to share a room with you!

Phils, why you hatin' on WWF? He's cool, man.

OT:
Assuming your roommate is ok, I'd request a new roommate next semester. I mean...nothing sucks worse than a roommate who doesn't have his shit together.
#82
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Phils, why you hatin' on WWF? He's cool, man.



He's totally kidding


I think
#84
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Well I was tryin to make the other guy feel bad for posting "do you even care?" but whatever sorry if things get misconstrued and I become doucheacrous


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#87
My roommate was never around during my freshman year. Like gone for days at a time. That shit ruled.

I may have scared him away with my chronic masturbation.

He was also an athlete (well golfer), who had to do 6am work-outs and he had friends who lived across the street from the athletics center. So there's that.
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#88
I think its awesome my roommate isn't around much too, just not like this


But really.... where the **** is that food that guy's talking about?
#89
If your RA isn't back by now you have the shittiest RA I've ever seen. At my friends college every floor has 2 RA's. And there is ALWAYS at least one in their room between like 8 am and 8pm. Walk down the ****ing hall and tell them or I swear I will make you the D1 policy lynch of the next mafia game we play.
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#90
lol, whywefight (because he's banned) just sent me a message saying he found his roommate.


He was dead


ok, not really, he just had a bad allergic reaction to something and went home


such a lame ending
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#92
Wait, why is he banned?

Well, it's only natural to be concerned as a roommate. Not that I would know.
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#93
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Wait, why is he banned?

Well, it's only natural to be concerned as a roommate. Not that I would know.

He requested a temp ban.
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#94
Quote by VanTheKraut
If your RA isn't back by now you have the shittiest RA I've ever seen.


what if he's dead?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#96
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Man this should be a real emote








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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#101
this thread would be much funnier if it turned out TS killed his roommate and this was part of his evil plan to create an alibi for himself.

So I'm gonna go ahead and say it.

TS KILLED HIS ROOMIE
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#105
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This just doesn't feel right here
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#106
He dead?

He dead.
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